Finally, it was Yuwen Xiuce's turn to appear, and I saw that Bai Yasha, who was the chief disciple of Fangcun Mountain, firmly guarded the dignity of the Dharma profession! Dressed in a full set of heavy armor and holding a two-handed broad-handed giant sword more than a person high, he rushed to the center of the screen, slashing, slashing, swinging, poking...... One person, one cheap...... The sword has been busy for a long time, and it is all strength work, and a spell is useless......

It seems that the system is also trying to complain about Yuwen Xiuce, next to the character in the center of someone's screen, there is a seal-like mark, which clearly says someone's division - Fang Cun Mountain!

If you turn the camera to the player at this point, the scene and dialogue will be very interesting. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Game Old Bird No. 1: "Damn, who is this, the gameplay system can still wear heavy armor, this way to add points...... Can this character still have intelligence?! ”

Game Old Bird No. 2: "No, there is a bug!" I've seen this armor in the blacksmith shop, although it is equipment that can be strengthened at level 45, but the strength requirement is as high as 200, and I can't wear a melee now! ”

Game Rookie No. 3: "Use spells!" Use talismans! Chief Bai, you must give us Fangcunshan players a fight! ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Uh, rookie No. 3 ......? What about rookie No. 1 and No. 2?! Please forgive the mathematics graduates who can't count - the author ......]

[Author: If you don't understand, let me be rough! ] Didn't your math teacher tell you? Old birds are counted from the 1st, and rookies are counted from the 3rd! This is the welfare of the old bird! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I said don't label yourself as tsundere...... Hack me so hard, the master has endured it, you're almost a little bit! 】

[Author: Oh, okay.] 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Your special promise to be so happy will only make me even more unhappy, my soul is light! 】

[Author: Oh...... Oh...... All right. 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Be good, go catch a little nurse to play. Give me this book for the time being. 】

[Author: Hahahaha, white pants - pants ~~~~~]

Get down to business!

Pro player No. 0: "This is Yuwen Xiuce, right?" This must be Yuwen Xiuce! ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: Don't professional players start from No. 1? ] I know...... Number 0 is a perk for professional gamers...... This is higher than the existence of the old birds......]

Pro Gamer No. 1: "What's the way to add strength?" After a while, everyone gets together to study the possibility of this kind of play. ”

[Yuwen Xiuce: What does -1 mean? 】

[Author: Professional player No. 0 is out...... One...... Game Old Bird No. 1, 0-1=-1, you haven't been to junior high school?! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: This level of biological knowledge...... I didn't study ...... when I was in junior high school! In other words, you always choose the special stage of junior high school, is it because the two words of junior high school are reversed? 】

[Author: No. I just know that the addition and subtraction of rational numbers is the knowledge point of the first year of junior high school......]

Professional Gamer No. 5: "Ahahahaha, I knew that the god would definitely hack the server, even if it was a military-level processor, it couldn't stop the god from opening the footsteps!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce Brain Dead Powder No. 2: "Where is the hacked server!" Let me tell you, if Uncle Yuwen Xiuce wants to, he can completely hack my brain! ”

[Author: Your intelligence...... Still black? It's rotten to the cervical spine! 】

In the face of mixed reviews from various players, Yuwen Xiuce's character is still wielding a big sword in the center of the screen......

Bingmiao couldn't stand it anymore and said, "You have been performing for a long time?" Deliberately do it! ”

"Deliberately big. Do you really think that the server is a cabbage, just play in the dark? Yuwen Xiuce didn't have a good air, "I guess it must be because my character lacks active triggering spells, so I will repeat the normal attack action for so long......"

When Yuwen Xiuce said that he lacked active triggering spells, a disturbing thought suddenly flashed in his heart.

If you really want to look closely, although it is a passive spell, it can be triggered actively...... You can still have one such spell yourself, even if you don't use it much......

Say it's too late, then it's too fast. In the middle of the screen, the White Yaksha Greatsword roared, "Your sister! Look at the eggs?! Roll the calves for me! ”

Finished......

Just when Yuwen Xiuce was lucky, the characters on the screen began to demonstrate the legendary "Supreme Mouth Cannon Heart Sutra......

Bing Miao turned her head silently. Salute someone and observe three minutes of silence.

What made Yuwen Xiuce even more collapsed was that because he was inexplicably launched by the system, a declaration of love and justice carefully prepared by someone was not mentioned at all, "Your sister! Look at the eggs? Roll the calves for me! Instead, it became someone's slogan, a direct substitute for the original words. Turning into subtitles fills the center of the screen.

"Don't go out lately, and don't participate in any game activities when you go out......," Bing Miao reminded.

"Hmm......" someone nodded numbly.

The next to appear were Bing Miao and the other team members.

Because someone is in an extremely unhappy mood, how the people behind him appear and what actions they do. What kind of pose was posed, and what kind of declaration was made, I was not in the mood to pay attention at all, so I just skipped it, anyway, it was all the same......

Other team members: "Hey! I'll put up with it if I don't let it pose, but at least let's make a statement! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "No! Let you speak, it will be a shame for me. “

Cao Wei: "There is a strong smell of Northeast ballast in the special declaration, and there is still a face to talk about the old man with such goods?!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Okay, the senior and Bingmiao can make a declaration, and the others will forget it." ”

Cao Wei: "It turns out that other people are referring to ...... Refers to...... Is it just the old man?! ”

Tie Dan Senior: "This son will say a word to promote positive energy, show his heart and show his faith, so as to redeem the people's wrong perception of our team!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Come on!" Belch...... What exactly are you going to say? ”

Tie Dan senior: "Let's form a party department!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "It seems that something is wrong......"

【System Channel】Iron Egg Declaration: Let's form the crotch!

Yuwen Xiuce: "It's wrong here!" Don't pretend to be a mistake for me, you're also a Hall of Fame player, okay, how can you make a mistake by typing, you definitely did it on purpose! ”

Cao Wei: "I'll save it, I'm going to say, our scale is beyond your imagination!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Is this a salvation?" This is just self-defeating! ”

【System Channel】Kind-hearted little Shota declares: "Our size is beyond your imagination!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: Others. You definitely did it on purpose. However, this is said behind our crotch, which is particularly domineering......

Bing Miao: "Do I still have to make a declaration?" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Do it, do it, it's already like this, how bad can it be......"

【System Channel】Night God Moon Declaration: If someone helps me call the mental hospital, please send a few more cars. Much appreciated!

……

In the end, the five people gathered together and stood in a row, Hao Shuang and Yuwen Xiuce stood in the middle, and the others surrounded them.

The system made the name of the team named by Hao Shuang into a 3D laser art word very intimately, hanging it above everyone's heads like a plaque, and the book was written.

Don't make a noise if you can do it!

Bing Miao was deeply saddened by her gang's ability to name herself......

After a group of five people showed off their discipline in front of all the players. The scary quiet ...... of the World Channel

Quiet to ...... Not even a single person to speak. The entire world channel only has the text content of the declaration of the five people just now, and it is placed alone under the system's congratulatory message.

Of course, there is also a miraculous record of 0 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds......

Bing Miao: "What's the situation?" Why is it so quiet? I'm afraid everyone will go to the police! ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "I didn't hang up!" ”

Bing Miao: "How weak are you going to be......"

Although they didn't quite understand the state of public opinion on the World Channel, the "Don't make a noise" team set off to rush to the next dungeon.

Thirty minutes later, when everyone was in a hurry and broke down two copies, the entire world channel was detonated like a time bomb......

At first, it was one or two people. Speak like an audition. Later, the crowd became excited.

The truth of the matter is more speechless, and the system makes the propaganda more effective. After the exaggerated broadcast just now, there is also a special service of blocking the world channel for half an hour, striving to make all players carefully watch the speech of each member of the learning team......

Even the team members feel that this setting is too dehumanizing!

It's just that for someone, this loyalty is not enough......

The moment the quest ends. Yuwen Xiuce impatiently rushed to level 50 and reached the first place in the level rankings, and he didn't forget to show off his superiority on the world channel and disgust other players.

[Author: Just now everyone saw that most of the obscene show of the no-limit squad has been blinded, can you leave a way for the rest of the people to live!] 】

Bingmiao tried hard to stop him...... Yuwen Xiuce successfully occupied the world channel.

【World Channel】White Yasha: "Want my plug-in?" Then go find it. Everything I have is there, the Saint Seiya training base-! ”

The world channel, which finally quieted down, suddenly exploded.

Onlookers, contempt, begging for plug-ins, hugging their thighs, asking how the Saint Seiya training base went......

The most classic answer is: go out and take bus No. 226, do 7 stops, get off to the opposite side of the road, transfer to bus No. 226, do 7 stops, get off!

Your Sister's ...... Thank you for that answer......

Gossip aside, after Yuwen Xiuce was promoted to level 50, there were many things that could be done immediately, such as improving skills, new sect quests, new game modes, the opening of a custom forging system, etc., but more urgently, it was a problem outside the game.

Yuwen Xiuce threw the game character into the copy of the fairy grandfather and hung up. Well...... There are only a few days of benefits, so don't waste it!

And then...... And then......

[Author: Wait a minute, I'm trying to think!] 】

"I suddenly remembered that I was going to have military training tomorrow." Bing Miao also threw the character into the plug-in dungeon, glanced at the electronic calendar, and reminded Yuwen Xiuce.

"Military training, ah......" Yuwen Xiuce's earlier enthusiasm has begun to fade, and he completes the picture of military training in his mind, and says: "Alas, girls wear too much, don't go!" ”

"yes." It's rare for Bingmiao to be consistent with someone on this kind of undisciplined resolution.

[Bing Miao: Hey, I don't have a problem with the festival! But even if I'm a good and kind boy, I'm still a young man with strong blood! 】

"Shall we attack the camp tonight? Took the instructor in a nest. Yuwen Xiuce came up with a very scary proposal coldly.

"Eh! What the hell is the camp raid? Good online game novel, why did the immediacy of the ancient march and war suddenly appear......" Bing Miao complained at the same time, considered the proposal for a while, and then rejected it with a good reason. "Even if all the instructors are killed, the headquarters will still send a new batch."

[Yuwen Xiuce: Do you mean to let me kill the commander? Don't overdo it! Even if my family is very good, it is ...... to kill a military commander at random It is also necessary to apply in advance! 】

[Bing Miao: uh...... Is it OK to apply in advance? 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Hmm...... If you make up the formalities afterwards, it should be fine. 】

[Author: It's almost a bit of bragging, but I can't stand it at all! ] 】

At this moment, Yuwen Xiuce bragged to Bingmiao, as long as he was allowed not to wear a mask, he could definitely sweep the entire field army by himself and directly enter the headquarters.

Bingmiao said that you talk like this, it is too easy to cause ambiguity, those who know admire that you have a good mouth, and those who don't know think that you have bad breath......

Yuwen Xiuce got up and pulled Bingmiao up to go out to find a girl, blow it and show Bingmiao......

"Texting!" Bingmiao took the opportunity to get rid of it, picked up her mobile phone and read it carefully word by word.

The one who sent the text message was an unfamiliar number, well, no wonder Yuwen Xiuce's mobile phone was not received, not to mention that ordinary people can't know Xiuce's mobile phone number at all, even if they do, if they don't have some means, the unfamiliar number can't pass the level of communication blocking by the imperial security department at all......

"The freshman military training clothes have been returned. Boys' clothing is picked up at the West End playground. Girls' clothing can be picked up directly at dormitory 622 in Building 5. ”

There were two very short notices written on the text message, and the person sending the text message was probably the temporary head of the class or something.

For the various positions in the class collective, whether it is Yuwen Xiuce or Bing Miao, he is not interested. Strictly speaking, for the two of them, the only one who is barely a little attractive is probably the position of female committee member.

In the minds of the two adolescent teenagers, this position is mostly responsible for the work of supporting the weak beauties in and out of the bathroom and the ...... of the health room, inspecting the girls' dormitory, and especially carefully checking whether the underwear is worn correctly, otherwise it will affect the physical development! Such a very important matter! (To be continued.) )

PS: I'm going out today, and I'm going to be more in one