Chapter 1: An Old Dog
The city is starry and colorful, and the streets are full of pedestrians. On the side of the street, a huge portrait of Satan hangs high, still looking like a victorious V.
Today is Valentine's Day, good men and women love each other, hold flowers, and confess to each other; There are kneeling on one knee and proposing sincerely; There are also loving couples, giving gifts to each other, and staying together for a lifetime. Satan City, the atmosphere is extraordinarily warm, and the whole city is filled with the smell of happiness. On the street TV, Satan sonorously blessed the lovers, the happy people, and shouted:
Hero Satan!
There is a little exception to the happy atmosphere, only one person, depressed.
"What are you? An old dog? ”
Yamucha, now 45 years old, has a green beard that has turned a little gray, which may be the cause of excessive exercise. Unconsciously, wrinkles crept up the two eye sockets, and the three deep wrinkles on the forehead could not be washed off.
Hiding on the open side, he looked in the mirror and said with a wry smile:
"I'm old!"
The lightning flashed and flashed, it was a flashlight from the alley. The light kept staring at her eyes, and Yamucha was so shaken that she couldn't open her eyes.
What a rudeness!
"Hey, uncle, borrow a little money and use it! Anyway, you're so old, it doesn't look like it's Valentine's Day, so let's contribute! ”
The lights dimmed, and a teenager dressed in an Elvis Presley costume and the head of an airplane pressed close to him. Behind him, there were six or seven yellow-haired teenagers, and two or three red-haired sisters hid on both sides of the alley, snickering.
Really TM Tiger fell Pingyang was bullied by dogs.
More than 20 years ago, Yamucha would never have imagined that it would be so miserable today. Forget about Valentine's Day without one, as prices rise, the house is almost unaffordable. In order to make a living, dragging his elderly body, he has to rely on black boxing to mix a mouthful of instant noodles to eat.
Dragon Ball?
Don't think too much about it, you still think it's Yamu tea 20 years ago?
Now Yamucha is sick all over his body, especially a serious illness three years ago, which almost killed him. At today's black boxing meeting, he was hit 60 times in a row by the black whirlwind boxing champion, and his hands were dislocated, not the familiar wolf tooth whirlwind fist, and it is estimated that he will be admitted to the hospital again.
Turtle School Qigong?
Don't be funny, the mortal-like Yamu tea, and he hasn't eaten the immortal medicine, how can he keep his strength like the turtle immortals?
"Hey, do you want to give it or not!"
The head of the plane grabbed the collar of Yamucha's suit, looking impatient. A few yellow-haired teenagers in the back, the wrenches and steel pipes in their hands kept tapping, making a crisp metallic sound.
Yamucha clenched her fists and said:
"If it had been a few years earlier, you boys would have been sent to the police station in an instant."
"What!"
A punch flew, and Yamucha just wanted to take it, but as soon as he raised his head, he felt a sharp pain, and his hands trembled and he couldn't use his strength.
"Bang" punch, a strong fishy smell in the mouth.
"Haha, what! It turned out to be a lost dog, a weak chicken! What other moment, do you tm to see who you are? You think you're Satan! You're not even as good as Satan's! ”
"Ahem"
Turning over the river and the sea, all the internal organs are protesting, bursting out bright red blood, which is the sequelae of black boxing. However, I am a member of the Turtle Immortal Sect, how can I be so stumbling!
Gritting his teeth, with an arrogance of not admitting defeat, Yamucha stared at the head of the plane fiercely, and tried his best to get up.
Wolf Tooth Whirlwind Fist!
"What the hell, stupid one."
Lying on the ground, two teeth mixed with blood and beating in his mouth. The backpack was scattered all over the place, and the suit on his body was torn apart. The head of the plane counted the only thousands of dollars of hard-earned money and loot in his body, and smiled proudly.
"Damn it, old dog!"
But the group of gangsters still didn't want to let go, they kicked their stomachs, and all kinds of iron tools were slammed on their backs, and Yamucha's eyes were about to burst out in pain. Looking at himself naked, he couldn't imagine that he would end up like this when he was a desert tyrant.
"Who's coming... Help me! ”
"Listen, what a pitiful man, uncle! You live like this, I really pity you for your mother. However, it is better to die than to die for a scum like you! Ha ha! ”
The group beating did not stop and became more and more intense. Streams of hot blood couldn't help but rush out of her throat, and Yamucha couldn't understand why her vision was getting more and more blurry.
Garbage like me really shouldn't be alive.
"Stop!"
Familiar breath, yes, absolutely yes, it's Saiyan!
"Oh? Brat? The big brothers don't have time to play with the children, so go home and feed! ”
The delinquent teenagers didn't pay attention to it at all, and continued to beat Yamucha. After counting the money, the head of the plane looked up at the young man, picked up a cigarette, and said casually:
"Okay, okay, children are so innocent, how can you bear to bully a dog."
With that, a few people turned around and hugged the red-haired sister and walked towards the alley.
"Stop!"
"Huh?"
The group of delinquent teenagers couldn't help but look back at the teenager, a little puzzled. The head of the plane waved his hand, and the group of people smiled and ignored it.
But as soon as they wanted to take a step, they suddenly found a powerful force sucking them like a suction cup, and they couldn't move an inch.
"Give the money back to this uncle, and then sincerely apologize!"
Yamucha's gaze drifted away, and finally saw who it was.
Long blue hair, as beautiful as Bulma, firm and powerful eyes, similar to Vegeta, without that gentleness, otherwise he would have lived out of Bulma's youthful appearance. Bula, the crystallization of Prince Vegeta and Earth's smartest and most beautiful woman, Sister Trunks.
It's really annoying, thinking that when he was born, in a circle of people, only he was the most reluctant to hug him, because... Do not say.
"What if I don't?"
How could this group of scum know the horror of the Saiyans, they were shouting loudly just now, and in less than a second, they were silent, and they were piled up like garbage into a mountain. Bra, I didn't change my breath, it was like blowing a breath, it was extremely relaxed.
Then, at an incomprehensible speed, Bra circled around the garbage pile a few times, and a second later stood next to Yamucha.
"Uncle, this is what they robbed you of your money. Are you okay? ”
With a hand full of money, he put it on the ground at once, squatted down and looked at Yamucha who was sticking his face to the ground in a friendly manner, looking like a messenger of justice.
"Bula! Where are you? ”
This voice, Yamucha can't forget, and I can't forget it in this life. It's the voice of the naked girl who was peeping at herself in the wilderness, Bulma. It's just that the woman who fell in love in those years has already married someone else and is a mother.
I really don't want to think about it.
"Mom, I'm here!"
Bra waved his little hand and said happily to Yamucha:
"Uncle, just now these people bullied you, and I helped you get angry. This is the money from them, you should get it, go to the hospital and get a good treatment, but you need to exercise hard! Stop being bullied! ”
"Bula, don't run around, it's so hard to find your mother! It's so big and still disobedient! ”
With high heels and short blue hair, Bulma is dressed as a domineering president, but like Yamucha, he still can't hide his old age. Suddenly, Bulma noticed something and crouched down to stare at Yamucha.
How can such a humiliation be discovered? Yamucha couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Ya... Yamucha!? ”
It was really dark.