Chapter 18: The Exposure of Dick Huskies
Ma Xiaoling frowned lightly and hesitated.
She didn't know if it was a good thing to break the old customs and stereotypes of the Ma family for two hundred years, but when she saw Uncle Huang's gray fur and tired eyes, her heart was shaken.
As for this guardian immortal transformed from the demon king......
Ma Xiaoling smiled in her heart.
Which demon king rushed to be a family protector?
That is, the husky, I don't have any scheming to come to this Erha, maybe I was fooled by Uncle Huang.
Anyway, is the demon king so worthless?
In Ma Xiaoling's impression, the demon king only exists in mythological stories, and they are all born of the kind of gifted beasts, and she has never heard of a husky cultivating into a demon king......
Forget it, since you are willing to drip the troubled waters of the Ma family, then I will fulfill you!
After making up her mind, Ma Xiaoling's tone loosened.
"Since Third Uncle Huang has helped you speak, it seems that you are indeed not ordinary."
Han Shiqi shook his head proudly, and his tail unconsciously cocked and shook gently.
He likes to listen to flattery, especially after being born again.
Maybe it's because he's been away from the crowd for too long that he wants to be praised by others.
Well, who doesn't want a pretty young lady to praise themselves?
Han Shiqi was originally just an intern who had just graduated from school, and he didn't understand the complicated human hearts in society, and he belonged to the kind of pyramid scheme that followed as soon as he was deceived......
"Of course, hug my thighs tightly, take you and pretend to fly with you."
With a snort, Han Shiqi raised his head 45 degrees and looked up at the ceiling, arrogant.
"Also, don't say I'm a husky.
Actually, I am! β
"Dangdangdang~"
"Heavenly ...... sβ¦β¦ Wolf! β
The word angel was almost spoken, but after thinking about it, Han Shiqi still felt that his dignity was too unconvincing, so he temporarily changed it to a heavenly wolf.
The white wings stretched out from behind, and with Han Shiqi's sky-high head and face, he was simply a swan among dogs.
Ma Xiaoling is a little uneasy, she has only heard of one kind of winged dog demon, is it possible that this husky in front of her is ......
"No, Tengu."
Huang San shook his head and said the answer in Ma Xiaoling's heart.
Han Shiqi retorted: "NONONO, I'm a wolf!" β
Ma Xiaoling sighed and corrected, "It's a tengu." β
"Nonsense, I'm a wolf!"
Huang San, who spoke seriously: "It's a tengu." β
"Where do I look like a dog, I'm a wolf!"
Holding her forehead, Ma Xiaoling said helplessly: "No, no, no, you are a tengu." β
"It's a wolf, my wife is a wolf!"
"Then your father must be a tengu, so you are a tengu."
"Fart, you show the evidence!"
"Wolves don't their tails."
"I didn't warp!"
Ma Xiaoling took out the photo she had just taken with her mobile phone and handed it to him, in the photo, Han Shiqi was cocking his tail, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, and he was very underwhelmed proudly.
"Hmm...... It's not me! β
Two disdainful glances glanced over, and Han Shiqi suddenly deflated like a deflated balloon and collapsed on the sofa.
"Okay, tengu is tengu.
What's the big deal, huh! β
Huang San scratched his head, he suddenly felt that he had behaved so cowardly before, it was really embarrassing.
This guy doesn't look like a demon king at all, but like a fledgling young man.
Aren't the demon kings hundreds of years old and thousands of years old, how can they behave so naΓ―ve?
"Brother Shiqi, how old are you this year?"
"24, no, huh......
Two years old? β
Huang San's mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, why are you teasing me?
A two-year-old demon king?
No matter how talented you are, no matter how high your birth is, even if you have cultivated since you were in your mother's womb, can you cultivate to become a demon king?
Do you think you're Nezha?
Even if it is the premise that the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society was born as a dick, he is the reincarnation of the gods.
"The Source of the Three Sects Sou Shen Daquan" Volume 7: Nezha was originally the Jade Emperor driving down the Great Luo Immortal, six zhang long, with a golden wheel on his head, three heads, nine eyes and eight arms, spitting green clouds in his mouth, stepping on a stone on his feet, holding the law, shouting, the clouds and rain followed, and the universe shimmered. Because there are many demon kings in the world, the Jade Emperor ordered to descend to the mortal, so he was born in Li Jing, the king of Tota.
Okay, I won't explain how many dicks Nezha has in the Three Altars Sea Society.
Although the tengu is a strange beast recorded in the Book of Mountains and Seas, it is also famous in the cultivation world and dominates for a while.
But even if it's a pure-blooded tengu, it takes five hundred years to cultivate to become a demon king, and now you tell me that you have cultivated to the demon king in two years?
Then Han Shiqi's next words directly made Huang San collapse.
"About three months ago, I found out that I wouldn't get hungry after absorbing moonshine, so I smoked it every night.
After sucking it for three months, my body size skyrocketed, and then I met you and wanted to ask you if you had any cultivation methods.
As for the demon king you are talking about, I don't know how many levels of monsters there are. β
Huang Sanleng looked at Han Shiqi without speaking, and then squeaked over.
He has been practicing penance for more than 200 years, and it is estimated that he will absorb the moon essence for half a month.
There is no harm without comparison, and Huang San has now received a million tons of damage.
"Huang San, Huang San, what's wrong with you, Huang San!
You can't die, I'm not ready to protect the Ma family alone. β
Han Shiqi shook the white weasel desperately, but there was no sadness on his face, but a little excitement.
There's no way, then let me live with Miss Ma.
Huang San, you can go with peace of mind, the long legs of the young lady are guarded by me!
"Don't shake it, Third Uncle Huang is foaming at the mouth."
Ma Xiaoling glanced at the shapeless tengu, and hurriedly snatched Huang San over.
"The young lady rolls her eyes so charming, hehehe."
Awkward chat, Han Shiqi, you have an awkward chat!
A rushing breath almost made Ma Xiaoling subconsciously want to say the sentence "I went to take a bath", but fortunately, she felt that it was inappropriate, so she just opened her mouth and held back.
The winged husky on the opposite side has a clean painting style, which is really not the same as those dick silk men on the Internet who go up and kneel and lick when they see a suspected woman with a screen name, and this kind of strange thing that has been cultivated into a demon king in three months is really unheard of.
Wait a minute!
This husky, who has only been born for two years and has only been cultivating for three months, should have never been to human society at all, so how did he know how to speak to so many modern people on the Internet!
Ma Xiaoling had a possibility in her heart that was the most unlikely but closest to the truth.
He's a traverser!
"Why are you looking at me?
Are you fascinated by my handsomeness? β
"Hehe......"
This guy must have been a narcissist before he was reborn.
"Ahem, ahem......
Brother Shiqi, you ......"
Huang San woke up at this time and turned around, looking at Han Shiqi's eyes with burning energy.
"Reborn?"
Ma Xiaoling's heart tightened, and she was also looking forward to the answer to this question.
It's just that I don't know the temperament and character of this husky, and I'm afraid that my own inquiry will annoy him and cause him big trouble.
"Clams? Huang San, you actually asked that! β
Han Shiqi's face was full of grief and indignation.
The extremely confused expression made Huang San and Ma Xiaoling begin to doubt themselves for a while.
However, Han Shiqi's next words solved the puzzle.
"Of course ......"
"yes!"
The smile was sunny, and the stinging Huang San and Ma Xiaoling had to cover their eyes with the back of their hands.
It's too late! The husky showed a warm smile on the Shiba Inu!