Chapter 67: The-Stirring Stick
Of the nine teams that have never won an NBA championship in the league's history, the Brooklyn Nets have unfortunately been allocated a "precious" spot. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The team's 60th anniversary has had one Eastern Conference title. The most famous player, Jason, who led the team to the finals that time? Kyd.
Speaking of Jason? Kidd, many old fans have a deep impression of him. The NBA is the second in the history of total assists, the second in the history of steals, and the third in the history of the total number of triple-doubles.
Now known as one of the eight kings of the alliance, the jazz boss Changs? Kidd, his son, is now in the spring breeze, serving with the Jazz, and the two championships in hand are enough to surpass the famous league father.
In the past ten years, the Nets' lineup and record seem to have been poisoned, and their performance is not dead. In the Eastern Division, the strength can only barely be at the midstream level.
But the Nets' defense is "famous" in the league, not because of how good it is, but because of its fearsome black hands and bitterness. Ruthless and dirty, coupled with an endless stream of small actions, have become its shining golden signboard.
"Xiao Yi, do you dream of marrying a daughter-in-law?" Zhang Shang, who was sitting next to him, stabbed Yi Yang.
"Which? Which daughter-in-law are you talking about? Brother Zhang, how can you be like me, becoming more and more naughty. I'm thinking about tomorrow's game. ”
"I'm going to New York soon, and it's never too late to get off the plane and study it. Recently, I've found out that you're always stunned. Is there something on your mind? ”
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The dynamic design of the Barclays Centre Arena is still refreshing even in today's complex.
After all, located in Brooklyn, New York, as a modern and prosperous world-famous city, the enthusiasm of New York fans has not been affected by the cold weather in the slightest.
The audience who got off work naturally regarded the game as a rich dinner, ready to relax their tired nerves and savor it.
Yi Yang, dressed in a white away jersey, is particularly handsome and eye-catching. As soon as they walked into the venue, the fans had already stood up and shouted "Young!" young! Name.
Although the number of supporters could not be compared to the black sea that filled the stadium, it was full of momentum, attracting a tsunami of boos from the home team's fans.
"Seriously, that handsome Oriental kid is Young, who has been very popular recently, and is now the core of the Bulls. We can't let this guy run wild on our courts. ”
Nets boss Jones reminded his teammates. The stout body is like a black iron tower, and the height of 2.14 meters is obviously the leading starting center forward role in the team.
"Hey, Roger! It's not that easy to win at our home stadium. This guy is really outstanding, Lao Tzu saw it, and his heart was also ready to move. Don't worry, although I Jim can't do the spicy hand destroying flowers, but if I don't die, I will let him lose his skin. ”
"Guys, leave this *** to me. Don't make him miserable, hehe, even if Lao Tzu has no ball ability! Don't grab it with me, if you're interested, talk to me privately, I can't wait! ”
Such perverted and obscene words can be spit out of Lawson's mouth, and his teammates are not surprised. Who doesn't know that he is a famous NBA-stirring stick, his sexual orientation has been different since he was a child, and he is a full.
Yi Yang, who was warming up, suddenly felt cold, and then saw a pair of hot eyes coming from the opponent's court. He has a dark complexion, a tall body, a large round face with flesh flying horizontally, and tattoos all over his body like dense earthworms.
Lawson? Wall, the Nets' power forward, and center Jones point guard Larry are known as the "Nets Three", and they are the most notorious of the league's four famous perverts.
Last year's playoffs were a big hit and rose to prominence in the league. Especially likes Xiao Xianrou, "Romantic Affairs" is more famous than his ball skills.
Yi Yang couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum! Young Niang, just with this look, Lao Tzu wanted to retreat, how could the alliance allow the existence of such a perverted creature. It seems that he obviously lacks understanding of the Nets, a new pervert.
"Man, you can ask for more blessings. This thing has the most small actions, and it's extremely obscene and perverted, be careful of your balls. Seeing that Tom of our team didn't, he was one of the former victims, didn't he notice that Mickey Mouse is much more well-behaved today? ”
Lawson threw Yi Yang a basketball, reminding Yi Yang with goosebumps with "concern". That's right, poor Tom hides in the bottom corner like a feeble little sheep, listlessly tossing the ball.
Your grandmother's, God has given you a gun, and you have to use it as a-stirring stick. If this guy dares to have bad intentions towards himself, Lao Tzu must let him know what castration is like.
Although Yi Yang focused all his attention on shooting fever, that enthusiastic gaze never escaped his figure, and even became more and more fiery.
"Xiao Yi, your performance is a little abnormal today! Why is the shooting percentage so low in the warm-up? Did you lose sleep last night? Get excited! ”
Kora fucking pour. Brother Zhang, do you see me getting excited? But that SB was like a drug, and he was excited to get home.
It's good to play ice hockey, at least with a sturdy set of professional equipment. Yi Yang can't wait to be armed from head to toe now, it seems that a game of fighting for chastity and dignity is ready to be launched.
Hehe, Lao Tzu's majesty has already played a deterrent role, and the handsome little handsome guy with a pale face seems to be bound to lose under his own obscenity.
Lawson rubbed his crotch obscenely, adjusted his brother's position, and an incomparably obscene smell spread out from his muscular body.
"Wall, you give me a special seriousness, this is not the best place for you to be in heat, watch your guy. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will turn your-stirring stick into a burning stick. ”
When Nets boss Jones saw Lawson like this, he couldn't help but be shocked and angry, for fear that this monster would do something stupid to the detriment of the team.
If it weren't for the fact that this B was born with a "talent" of surrendering without a fight, he would have swept him out of the house a long time ago, damn God, why didn't he let his father throw this hateful thing on the wall of the bathroom back then?
The starters of both sides appeared on the stage, hugging and greeting each other in a friendly manner. Seeing Lawson actively walking towards his "majestic posture", Yi Yang swallowed a fly and turned around and walked towards the court.
With a "beep" whistle, the scrum is ready to begin, and a unique battle is about to begin.