Chapter 10: Desperate?
After Meng Yuan entered the door of death, he died nine times, and in the end, he did not go out of the gate of hope, but jumped off the magma. When he woke up, he was already in the previous hall.
The young man looked at Emperor Yu and asked, "You have gone through hardships to get hope, but if you give up your life and seek death, what is the explanation?" Don't you know that there are no bones left in the magma? ”
Meng Yuan controlled Di Yu's body at this time, grinned and said, "Bring the medicine first, it will hurt Lao Tzu to death." ”
The young man shook his head and smiled, and gave out the elixir. After Meng Yuan took it, it was just as he thought, and his body recovered, including his mutilated legs.
"Are you all right?" said the young man with a gentle smile.
"Because Lao Tzu lost a bet, he gambled again. Win Lao Tzu live, lose Lao Tzu thinks he is unlucky. ”
"So easy?"
"It's as simple as that, don't talk nonsense, Lao Tzu has to break through the fourth level. At this time, Meng Yuan really had an aura that he was not afraid of, and pointed to the young man and said.
The young man was not angry at Emperor Yu's rudeness, after all, anyone would be a little angry under that kind of torture. Said slowly: "Please look at your step." ”
Meng Yuan looked down and saw that he had already crossed the fourth order and reached the fifth order at this time. said excitedly at the moment: "Then put out the fifth level and see how Lao Tzu breaks him." ”
The young man shook his head and said: "I have left a remnant soul, guarded the battle for thousands of years, and you are not the only one who breaks through to the five levels." ”
"How many?"
"Five people. ”
"The result?"
"Thou hast come to this..."
"Don't talk about those useless scary, even if I leave now, you won't let me leave, why are you talking so much nonsense?" Meng Yuan said angrily.
After Meng Yuan finished speaking, everything around him seemed to be hidden in darkness, and the night pearl in the main hall also lost all its light. Meng Yuan opened his eyes, but found that he couldn't see anything. I thought to myself, shouldn't this level be a test of medical skills or Danjutsu?
Meng Yuan stayed in the dark, for a long, long time, so long that he didn't know how many years had passed. Finally his eyes could see the light, as if it was too dazzling because of the long time in the dark, and he covered it with his arm. At this moment, his wrists seemed to be held by a pair of soft hands.
The two hands grabbed his arm that blocked the light, and saw a girl, a girl who "thinks about it day and night" - Yi Xin.
I was eighteen years old when I was on Earth, and after I came to the spirit world, I wandered in the dark for I don't know how many years. In addition, he has been living on Di Yu for twelve years, which means that he is at least thirty years old. Looking at the longing earth girlfriend in front of him, he rushed over and hugged him tightly, this feeling was the first time. Fluffy and comfortable.
Meng Yuan thought to himself, if you want to find a hotel, you can't miss the opportunity. Just as I was thinking about it, I heard that soft and magnetic voice in my ears.
"The things of life have been difficult since ancient times. There are two bottles of pills on the stone table, one is called the Dragon and Phoenix Pill, which can ascend to the immortal by day; After I was defeated by the poison, I was poisoned because of it. Burning incense is limited, how to choose, think twice. ”
Meng Yuan looked at a long incense stick lit on the table, and it smelled of a fragrance of traditional Chinese medicine, which was estimated to be worth a lot of money. I saw the two white jade bottles on the wooden plate on the table again, and I touched them to the touch, which were definitely genuine. turned to look at Yi Xin, Yi Xin smiled, didn't speak, and looked at him gently.
The more Meng Yuan looked at it, the more like a cat's paw scratched, and kissed it directly. At this moment, the two were ready to grow up, but were stopped by the youth. Meng Yuan can be described as Yuhuo burning himself at this time, and he is a cordial greeting to the young family.
Meng Yuan sighed and said to Yi Xin: "Alas, I don't feel anything, I really want to be a real person! Don't look at me, pick the ones on the table!"
Yi Xin looked at Meng Yuan in disbelief and was speechless for a long time. "Are you really willing to let me die?"
"Are you willing to let me die? If you are willing to let me die, then why should I die for you? If you are not willing to let me die, then it is just right, you pick first!" Meng Yuan looked at Fake Yixin and said angrily.
There was a burst of laughter in the air. "The word love is easy to understand, the vertical is ruthless, the vertical is ruthless!"
Meng Yuan sneered and said: "Five Absolute Heavenly Venerables, according to the words of your epitaph, I am afraid that it should be called Six Uniques, right?
"Bastard thing!" I saw an extremely terrifying aura in the sky enveloping Meng Yuan, and it seemed that as long as he got a little closer, Meng Yuan would turn into ashes.
Meng Yuan was not afraid, and said nonchalantly: "Oh, was I exposed it, are you angry?" and then complained to Di Yu and said, "See, what bullshit Tianzun, you know that you are dragging the text, and you are very knowledgeable." I really thought that Lao Tzu's three years of high school Chinese classes were in vain. I think that I was forced to recite 3,000 ancient texts in desperation, saying "Chibi Fu", "Goddess Fu", "Luo Shen Fu", and "Pipa Xing", which are much more difficult than your formulas. Sometimes I really envy you 'ancient' children, how happy. ”
Di Yu was confused when he heard it, and thought it was some particularly mysterious exercise, or some great god's work or something.
The Five Peerless Heavenly Venerables looked at Meng Yuan indifferently, and suddenly laughed and said, "How do you know?"
"Of course, it is inferred from what you say and do, and what you write about the epitaph. ”
"Listen up. ”
"First of all, I personally think that you look okay, your voice is okay, your personality is barely passing, your cultivation is high and you know a lot, the key is that you can also do alchemy, I guess you often send girls beauty pills and other things, right?"
"Zhu Yan Dan!" corrected the Five Absolute Heavenly Venerables.
"It doesn't matter. Although you are worse than me, you are also a standard rich and handsome. Gao Fushuai is a sought-after commodity no matter where he is, and it is easiest to seduce those ignorant girls, not to mention that your beauty pill is equivalent to a plastic surgery with a stick, can you not attract bees and butterflies? The fairy was moved, set up a gamble, and the rest was defeated, and he sat on the cloud platform for 300 years'. Tsk tsk, people are a fairy, why do you think about it again and again, give the natal immortal soldiers, I'm afraid that you want to capture the old and send a love token, right? I can't figure out how a character like you can lose, it's not worse than embroidery, is it?"
The more Meng Yuan spoke, the more excited he became, and finally rolled his eyes and said, "The last sentence is just nonsense, you have been sitting on the cloud platform for 300 years, what are you deceiving the child? I'm afraid that it's not 300 years of hard work every day, and the fertile land has become a river and sea? In the end, even the giant pandas starved to death, and you are afraid that you have guilt to build the panda cave, right?"
Seeing that the Five Absolute Heavenly Venerables did not answer, he said, "I have never seen such a brazen person. ”
There was a loud "boom", and the young man on the throne actually crushed the throne handle, and this time he was really angry. Di Yu was so frightened that his scalp was numb at this time, and he really wanted to remind Brother Meng Yuan - he was Tianzun, the kind of person who killed people and died if he didn't stare at the immortals.
The Five Peerless Heavenly Venerable looked at Meng Yuan and said coldly: "In this case, are you still willing to apprentice?"
"Yes, of course. As he spoke, he raised his hands excitedly, like an elementary school student who actively answered the teacher's questions.
The Five Peerless Heavenly Venerable was puzzled: "As you said, how did a brazen person like me do your master?"
"Master's words are wrong, I have taken a famous quote as my motto since I was a child. ”
"What?"
"The spring breeze is proud, and I have married all the flowers of the Three Realms in my life. Therefore, only I can inherit the great ambition of my master and magnify my family. Meng Yuan said with a proud face.
"Haha, that's the case, take it!" With a wave of his sleeves, the Five Peerless Heavenly Venerable sent five white jade plates to Meng Yuan.
Di Yu was very excited, he finally had a reward after suffering so much, and urged Meng Yuan to take it quickly, for fear that the baby would run away.
Meng Yuan didn't mean to take the white jade plate at all, but walked to the throne step by step, knelt down on his knees and said, "Disciple Emperor Yu pays a visit to the master." ”
The Five Peerless Heavenly Venerables looked at Emperor Yu who was kneeling on the ground and sighed, "That's it, that's it." I will take you as a disciple, and then I need to make three chapters with you. ”
"Please command, Master. ”
"First, although I am amorous, I am not abusive. I can't escape the death of the spiritual thing, but it is not the fault of coveting the purple bamboo fairy. Sitting on the cloud platform for 300 years, this is true, and the reason is inconvenient for me to say more. It's hard to repay my love debts all my life, and I really don't want to have more love. The purple bamboo fairy has a bright future, so why favor a prodigal son. If you still have the strength to do so in the future, you can pay off the old debts for your teacher. Second, I don't think I'm upright, but my disciples should not kill innocents in vain. Third, before the alchemy has been completed, my name cannot be mentioned. Can these three points be answered?"
"The apprentice agrees, please give me the real magic weapon!"
"Don't be in a hurry, there is still a word of persuasion for the teacher. ”
"The master commands, and the apprentice listens. ”
"When the disciple breaks through the fourth level, in the face of the person he loves in his heart, the facts he does are not advisable. The path of cultivation is boring and killing, and although Yu has cultivated to the fullest, there are still many regrets. The apprentice is determined to practice, and the teacher is unwilling to hinder him. I hope that the disciples will act more in the future to make good karma, and do not play with feelings, otherwise it will be too late to regret it. ”
"Remember. Meng Yuan kowtowed his head but complained in his heart, you fooled me with a fake, when I am an idiot? Xin'er is on the earth, if you have the ability to summon me, I will sincerely recognize you as a master.
When Meng Yuan raised his head, he found that the youth on the throne had disappeared, and there was a treasure box on the throne, thinking that it was the real treasure. Emperor Yu asked Meng Yuan puzzled: "Why didn't you take the white jade card before?"
Meng Yuan said: "Do you want to take a good look at what the white jade card is?" Di Yu looked at it, still didn't understand, Meng Yuan raised his forehead and said, "Now that the body is for you, you can try to hit the white jade card with a cold ice palm or a fire fist." ”
Emperor Yu took over the body, and it was a cold slap at the white jade plate. The cold ice included the white jade plate, and in the blink of an eye, it melted into ice water droplets and fell to the ground, and the stone bricks on the ground were actually corroded by the melted water droplets to create a small pit, which shows the strong toxicity.
Di Yu was afraid for a while, if he estimated that there would be no scum left that had been corroded long ago. Asked how Meng Yuan knew, Meng Yuan began to explain.
There are three points: First, when we first came in, didn't he say a word: 'Those who come to enter our door need to cross the fifth step and perform the ritual of worshipping the teacher.' But when I succeeded in breaking through the level, he directly asked me to get the treasure, with this old boy's character, he must play word games, so there must be a problem.
Second, I humiliated him so much, but he didn't kill me, thinking that he couldn't leave that throne at all. Although the momentum is very large, it is just a thunder and a small rain. Therefore, this old boy will definitely not be so kind to let me get the treasure smoothly.
Thirdly, he has five levels. The first level of the iron rope is the technique of divine fire, the second level of the stone man is the technique of marksmanship, the third level of Qimen Dunjia is the formation, and the fourth level he said no, and jumped directly to the fifth level. What is the fifth level, it is said to be alchemy, but it is actually a test of medical skills, sacrificing oneself to save others.
Di Yu looked suddenly enlightened, and Meng Yuan said proudly: "With his urine ability to write on the stone gate to mislead the passers, how can it be so easy to let us go, so there must be one more level, and Lao Tzu has to defend against this level." The more he asked me to take it, Lao Tzu didn't take it, Duan Yu knocked out a wife, Lao Tzu is barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, and he can't die if he kowtows a few times. Safety first!"
Seeing that Di Yu didn't seem to agree with his opinion, he said, "You don't believe it? Hmph! If it were you, you would have been poisoned by the poison of the square jellyfish on the white jade plaque. That old boy probably didn't frame us, and the poison was only the most poisonous. ”
Di Yu's face was full of black lines at the moment, and he sighed: "The most poisonous thing is not the jellyfish, the poison of the human heart can be a few points lower than it." ”
Di Yu sighed and asked Meng Yuandao, "Since this is the case, then why do you still worship him as a teacher?"
Meng Yuan looked at Di Yu like an idiot and said, "Of course, the apprenticeship is for survival, plus taking treasures." With the treasure, who still recognizes him as a master, anyway, he has disappeared now. ”
Di Yu seemed a little unhappy when he heard it, after all, he was an honest man, since he had already worshipped his teacher, how could he not recognize it?
Meng Yuan knew what he was thinking when he looked at Di Yu's appearance, and said casually: "Don't be burdened, you see that he looks like Lao Tzu's alchemy is the best in the world, and the conditions for practicing to Dacheng must be difficult." According to the third point he said, don't say that we are his disciples. He doesn't recognize us himself, so why should we recognize him?"
Di Yu listened to Meng Yuan's analysis, and seemed to have such a reason.
At this time, if the Five Absolute Heavenly Venerables could hear that the only apprentice he had received in his life had damaged him like this, he would really be able to poison this guy. If he has the intention to harm him, how can he remind him several times. The last trap was not to harm someone like him who wanted to apprentice, but to prevent an "old friend" from his lifetime.
Besides, with his identity and achievements, it is not difficult for a strong man to kowtow to himself a few times, right? The reason why he finally wanted to pit Meng Yuan was that he felt that Meng Yuan was too ruthless, and he didn't like it very much. The second is that he was abused by a hairy boy, and this breath can't be eliminated, but in the end, Meng Yuan bowed to the teacher, and he still eliminated this breath. Otherwise, as Meng Yuan said, he can't leave the throne, and a thought can make his soul fly away.