Chapter 470: Brother Zinian, You're Bad
Three times five divided by two, Zinian solved Helian's clothes. And then! His wish was granted.
"Don't! No! No! ......" Ha Lian instinctively resisted.
But! After a while, there is no more shouting "don't". But! It became a happy voice.
It can be heard from the voice that she does not want to, but "wants". That's what I want: cool!
After Zinian met the requirements, he wanted to continue further. He stopped drinking milk and wanted to expose Ha Lian further.
Helian naturally reacted instinctively and resisted.
"Brother Zinian! You're so bad! You! Woo woo woo ......," Ha Lian cried.
"I'm not Zinian! I impose a crime! Zinian continued to come to the brute land, exposing Helian's body.
"Brother Zinian! Didn't you drink too much? You? You badass! Are you pretending to be drunk? Woowoo woo ......"
"You think I'm stupid? I've been waiting for so many years, and this is the day I've been waiting for, me? Can I get drunk? Zinian smiled slyly and said.
"Then why do you smell of alcohol?" Ha Lian asked puzzled.
At this time, Helian no longer resisted, and let Zinian act.
"They poured two jars of wine on me! I'm not stupid! Hey! ”
"Brother Zinian! You're so bad! ”
"Am I bad?"
"You're bad!"
"It's wedding night!" Zi Nian said as he removed all the clothes on Helian's body, exposing her to the sky.
No! It's exposed on the marriage bed!
Zi Nian seemed a little impatient, and came to solve the clothes on his body again. In just one, two, three, and other kung fu, he also exposed himself to the sky and exposed to Helian.
And then! Just put the gun on it.
"Don't! No! Woo woo woo ......" Helian cried: "Brother Zinian! Can't you just be gentle? Be gentle with the river lotus as you did just now! Woowoo woo ......"
Zi Nian shook his eyes and said, "But my guns have been taken out, so where do I put them?" ”
"Wherever you took it from, put it back, don't you get it? Woowoo woo ......"
"I won't let you cry! Don't cry! Zi Nian said, covering his lips.
Forthwith! There was a sound of "hmmmm".
The youth drama was officially staged.
"Goo-goo! Goo-goo! Goo Goo ......"
Just when Zinian and Helian were arguing, there was a discordant sound under the bed, as if there was a mouse cry.
Zinian and Helian shook their heads for a while, stopped kissing their mouths, and changed their methods. Zinian took the initiative, and Helian let Zinian's brother do it, lying there comfortably, enjoying the happiness of a woman.
"Goo-goo! Goo-goo! Goo Goo ......"
The rat crowed a few more times, and then stopped croaking.
Seeing that the people above really regarded him as a mouse, Zhang Shanfeng poked out from under the bed from his head.
"Ahh My mother-in-law too! ”
When Zhang Shanfeng saw it, his eyes closed on the spot, and he didn't dare to look again.
I remember that when I was in the state of Lu, Confucius taught him: do not look at incivility, do not listen to incivility, and do not speak incivility......
This, this, this? This scene is terrible!
It's shameless!
What kind of body did this young man and woman become? Where is there anyone who sleeps without clothes?
Yes! The two are still hugging each other!
Yes! Shameless! The two are still clinging to each other. Looking at that, you want two people to come together and become one person, isn't it?
"Ahh Brother Zinian! You're too a**, aren't you? Your hand? Your hand? Confucius said: Don't move! You? Not only are your hands misplaced, they're moving! Yes! Yes! Yes! ……”
Zhang Shanfeng couldn't bear to look directly, and retracted his head under the bed again.
"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ……”
Then! There was a rhythmic rattle at the foot of the bed. But! It rang a few times and then stopped. Then! There was the sound of Zinian and Helian doing artificial respiration again. The voice was loud: Click, click.
At the wedding banquet, Fang Jishi ate the banquet for a while, then left the seat and went to find Ziluo, wanting the two to talk in detail.
There are not many people eating at the wedding banquet in the evening. Because! These people all ate the wedding wine of Zhou Tianzi marrying the dumb princess in the palace. I came here mainly to save face and cope.
The wedding reception went on as normal, but! After the dishes were served, many people left the table and went home.
Zhang Shanfeng ate the banquet for a while, and when he saw that it was already dark, he didn't have the heart to eat anymore, so he sneaked out. He didn't say hello to anyone, and just came out alone.
A child, you don't need to say hello to the host of the treat. Generally, family members will not say hello, only the parents who are in charge need to go over to say hello. So! Zhang Shanfeng came out like this.
Originally! After the banquet, he was going to serve the gentleman. Outcome! He didn't go to Lao Tzu's side, but went directly to Zinian's mansion.
Kids! I just like freshness, and my curiosity is a little heavier.
He wanted to know: how did Zinian and Helian spend their wedding night? What's going on with men and women?
So! After entering Zinian's mansion, he hid. With his martial arts, he easily entered the marriage room of Zinian and Helian.
There are a lot of people today, and the guards in Zinian's mansion can't take care of them at all, as a result! Let Zinian take advantage of the loophole.
He first hid in the closet, but found that the wardrobe was impermeable, and it was very uncomfortable to hide inside. When he came out, he saw that there was nowhere to hide, so he went under the marriage bed.
After Lao Tzu finished eating, he talked for a while with a few people who asked him for advice, and then he looked for it. What about his students? Outcome! The guards in the courtyard said they didn't see it.
There were too many people, and Zhang Shanfeng's image did not attract the attention of the guards, and they didn't know that he was gone.
Lao Tzu came backstage, looked for Fang Jishi, and asked Zhang Shanfeng if he was here.
The guards of the Koroku family said that the great god was drinking with Koraku-sama. Seeing that it was Lao Tzu, he took him to the inner room.
"Where's Zhang Shanfeng?" Lao Tzu asked.
"He's your student now, who do you ask me and I ask?" Fang Jishi said with a smile.
"This, this, this?" Lao Tzu was anxious.
I thought: This is Luoyi City, you must not cause trouble outside!
"What's wrong? Can he run away when he's an adult? Ziluo asked with a smile.
Fang Jishi also smiled: "Lao Tzu is afraid that Zhang Shanfeng, the baby, will be ignorant, so he will go under Zinian's marriage bed and listen to the sound of the foot of the bed." ”
"This?" When Ziluo heard this, his face changed on the spot.
"This baby! If he doesn't say goodbye, it's really possible! Lao Tzu said.
"How?" Ziluo asked again.
I thought to myself: my son and my daughter-in-law's wedding night, it was not a joke. What is a newlywed? The newlywed just hasn't done it, and I don't know how to get married. Outcome! It's a joke......
"When I went to Zinian before, I saw him looking around in the marriage room! Hey! Lao Tzu thought for a while and said.
"This baby! Is! Let's hope he's not stupid enough to be known, right? Fang Jishi hinted.
He hoped that Ziluo would not pursue it and not make a big deal about it. It's a big fuss, and everyone has no face.
(End of chapter)