In the UK, processions and assemblies are not only legal, but the British police will even send mounted police to protect the procession.

One such parade is now gathering in front of the English Football Association in London.

Most of the people who participated in the parade were Portsmouth fans, the sworn enemies of the Coventry team. The fans carried banners demanding that the FA conduct a doping test for Liu Yun and that Coventry City be disqualified from League Two if it was confirmed that Liu Yun had been doped.

Two weeks ago, Liu Yun humiliated league leader Portsmouth at Ricoh Stadium. In the last game, Coventry swept away from Doncaster under the leadership of Liu Yun. Portsmouth fans were alerted by the big-mouthed words of Dunphy in the English B commentary of SKY TV's English B commentary.

That's right, a forty-five-year-old player who can perform miracles repeatedly in the league must be doping! Portsmouth fans have now decided that Liu Yun has been doped. The biggest purpose of their march was not to ask the FA to conduct a urine test on Liu Yun, because the media had already leaked the news that the FA would always conduct a urine test on Liu Yun. The biggest purpose of their coming here is to petition the FA and disqualify their arch-rival Coventry from the league once it is confirmed that Liu Yun has taken banned drugs!

The Coventry City Club received an official notice from the FA asking Liu Yun to rush to London for a urine sample test.

George Sr. traveled to London with Liu Yun. He will also be in the FA for the draw for the main stage of the FA Cup.

When George Sr., Liu Yun and translator Zhang Li came to the FA gate, they happened to meet Portsmouth fans who came here to petition.

Portsmouth fans recognized George Sr. and Liu Yun. They shouted angrily:

"Liars of the East, damn yellow people, go back to China!"

"Hustlers Coventry get out of League Two!"

The Portsmouth fans were furious, but thankfully it was in the heart of London, where a large number of police officers were keeping order. There were only one or two hundred of these fans, and they didn't make any unusual moves.

Entering the FA headquarters, George Sr. made it easy for Liu Yun and Zhang Li to part ways. He went to the Cup Department to participate in the lottery ceremony, while Liu Yun and Zhang Li went to the Doping Control Center of the Fair Play Department under the guidance of the staff.

The examination center conducted a series of tests on Liu Yun, such as urine routine, mid-urine culture, urine three-cup test, Addis's count, and urine protein quantification. The analysis of the stimulant urine test sample is very fast, and the results are available within one and a half hours.

Liu Yun finished the inspection and came to the hall with Zhang Li. George Sr. has already finished the draw.

Old George asked Liu Yun: "Is the inspection going well?" ”

Liu Yun smiled: "With a clear conscience, it will naturally go well." People from the Fair Play Department say that the results can be obtained in one and a half hours. ”

George Sr. nodded: "Sir Anderson of the Fair Play Department told me that the FA has also organised a press conference for the results of your urine test. The results of the urine test will be announced at a press conference as soon as they are available. ”

Liu Yun asked Old George again: "Coach, what about our lottery?" Did it go well? ”

Old George said with annoyance, "Bad luck." Our first-round opponent turned out to be a sworn enemy Portsmouth! ”

There's something called fate on the football field. The grievances between rival teams are sometimes really indescribable. Coventry City had just come back from a home win over Portsmouth two weeks ago, and who would have thought the two teams would meet again in the first round of the FA Cup, which is a single-elimination fixture?

The FA Cup is divided into eight rounds. In the first two rounds, it was a battle below the Championship level. Premier League and Championship teams will join the fray in the third round. League Two is the fourth tier of English leagues, so all League Two teams aim to reach the third round and play against teams in the Championship and Premier League. For a mid-table side like Coventry City, reaching the third round is the biggest win.

Liu Yun's urine sample test can be obtained in one and a half hours. Old George, Liu Yun, and Zhang Li simply sat in the hall, waiting for the results of the examination.

The three of them chatted for a while. Then they each took out their phones to kill time.

Liu Yun swiped Weibo for a while, and the headline of today's splash Weibo turned out to be: "Yesterday, the female anchor of the dogtooth platform Qiqi was sent to the intensive care unit for rescue because of the live broadcast of the python entering the body, which was fake news." It was the female anchor's malicious hype. According to the police notice, the female anchor has been criminally detained by the Handong police for spreading ** items. ”

Liu Yun used a dog to search for a long time to understand what "python into the body" is. He flipped through the full text of Weibo again. It turned out that half a year ago, a female anchor on the Donkey Dou platform broadcast Huang Eel live and became popular all over the Internet, and the little San'er Qiqi that Su Ziqiang used to pack also wanted to follow suit. She seemed to think that the yellow eel was not thick enough and not long enough, so she directly replaced it with a python.

Liu Yun smiled bitterly, I really don't know what happened to Huaguo today! Those upright young girls, in order to become famous and make money, don't talk about their faces, they don't even want their lower bodies!

Liu Yun made this news disgusting for a while, and quickly closed the splash Weibo.

Zhang Li answered an email on her mobile phone, and then said to Liu Yun: "Lao Liu, I just received a notice from the University of the West Midlands that I will start classes in five days. After I'm gone, you're on your own! To learn a foreign language, the language environment is very important. You are already in the UK and have a good language environment. In the past two months, I have laid some foundations, and I believe you will be able to master English proficiently. ”

Liu Yun said to Zhang Li gratefully, "Thank you." Thank you so much. ”

Zhang Li smiled: "Thank you for what?" It's not gratuitous, you paid for me the rent at Mrs. Hudson's for this time. ”

One and a half hours later, the urine test results came back. The FA's Fair Play Department held a press conference in its conference room. Because the news of "Huaguo's 45-year-old player suspected of doping" spread all over Facebook and attracted the attention of countless English fans, there were many authoritative football newspapers such as The Sun, The Guardian, and The Mirror who attended the press conference.

Liu Yun, old George and Zhang Li came directly to the press conference and sat in the last row.

Doping urine tests in the sports world, if the athletes being tested have ghosts in their hearts, they generally do not dare to directly participate in the press conference announcing the results.

Liu Yun has a clear conscience and an open heart, so he can go calmly.

Sir Anderson, the director of the Fair Play Department, took an envelope and solemnly announced to the reporters: "Through the five tests of Liu Yun, a player of the Coventry team, such as urine routine, midstream urine culture, urine three-cup test, Addis's count, and urine protein quantification, it has been concluded that Liu Yun has not taken any synthetic cholesterol, sympathomimetic amines, caffeine, and miscellaneous central nervous system stimulating stimulants in the past two years. ”

After the official announcement of the results, Sir Anderson added: "This player is innocent. ”

Sir Anderson stepped down from the press table and the Head of the Fair Play Division answered questions from reporters.

As Anderson stepped off the podium, he smiled at Coventry boss George Sr. in the back row. Old George nodded at him. Then, Old George shook hands with Liu Yun: "Congratulations, Liu, now you have finally confirmed your innocence." ”

Liu Yun said: "There is nothing to congratulate. Those who are clear are self-purifying. ”

Zhang Li said on the side: "I really want to see it now。。。。。。。 Will Dunphy, that big-mouthed football commentator on SKY TV, keep his promise and kiss his partner Bob's ass? ”

On that day, Dunphy swore that he would kiss his partner Bob's ass without doping when he joined Liu Yun. Now that Liu Yun has proven his innocence, what awaits Dunphy will be the huge ass of his fat partner Bob.