Jamie Vardy was happy to get a win and scored a beautiful free-kick himself, making it easier to complete the system, it doesn't get much better than that!

Vardi was lying on the hotel bed, intending to enter the system and enjoy the happiness of the harvest, which was intoxicating. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly, Vardy's movements came to a standstill.

Something seems wrong?

I scored a goal, yes!

I won the game, there was nothing wrong with it, and I was still the best in the game!

So, what's the problem?

A flash of lightning flashed through his mind, and Vardy was instantly stunned!

Holy!

Complete the task of!

Patronizing people with rock-paper-scissors!

Forget about the funnier celebration!

At this moment, Vardy wanted to cry without tears!

It's all to blame Rooney, if he hadn't snatched his first free kick, there wouldn't have been so much to do later!

Next time I see him play *** to death!

Otherwise, you won't understand the hatred!

Scratching his head with a bitter face, Vardy couldn't help but recall, what is the punishment for failing the mission?

Is it an encounter with a goddess or winning the lottery?

Well, he admitted, he thought too beautifully!

At this moment, Vardy's mind was already blank!

Entering the system in a daze, watching the failure of the mission of "going out and being bitten by a dog", Vardy felt that he had nothing to love.

What a tragic feeling!

Suppose a person has the superpower to predict the future, and if he knows that he will be bitten by a dog if he goes out, then he will not go out.

That's what Vardy thinks now, since the system is very strict about "going out", at least as long as Vardy is at home, he will never be bitten by dogs, although he now has two Wang Xing people in his home......

But Vardy knows there's no escaping it.

First, you can't never go out, right?

There is no time limit for the system, even if he has been at home for a year, after going out for the first year and one day, he will definitely still be bitten by a dog, and besides, he can't really stay at home for a year, otherwise he will really get moldy and insects.

Second, Vardy felt that the power of teasing the system was so great that even if he was killed, he would not go out, but the system still had 10,000 ways to kick himself out......

For example, a house is on fire, such as being demolished......

Of course, there may not be such a thing as forced demolition in England......

Well, sticking out the head is a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife, this bite will be bitten sooner or later, so I just don't think about it.

Having received a gold reward and a few free trait points for the Scissor Baggage Hammer, Vardy was foolishly exited the system, and now he was in a very unpleasant mood.

......

Back in Manchester, the players who played in the league were given a day of rest while the rest of the squad continued to train as there is a Champions League group game in midweek and a win at home would give United a straight spot at top of the group.

On this day of rest, Vardy did not leave the house at all, and although he had accepted the reality of having to be bitten by a dog, he was still not mentally prepared.

Hiding at home with two Wangs, Vardy had a great time.

As for the calls that dragged him out, they were all refused.

"Jamie, there's a new Maserati sports car, let's try it out!"

"Don't go!"

"Jamie, the nightclub we frequented recently has a new batch of models, let's go feel their softness!"

"Don't go!"

"Jamie, I want to introduce my sister to you!"

"Don't go...... Uh, is your sister pretty? ”

"Looks like me!"

"Get out!"

......

The next day it was time to train at Carrington, and Vardy reluctantly walked out the door!

Fully armed, in order to avoid being bitten by dogs, Vardy wore four pairs of shin guards alone, as for other positions, Vardy had no protection, after all, dogs can't fly up and bite themselves!

Trembling all the way to the training base, Vardy felt a little haggard as he walked through the gates.

In the locker room, the teammates watched Vardy unload the shin guards from his legs one by one, and they were all stunned!

Just wear a pair of shin guards to protect the face bone, who has ever seen a shin guard wrapped around the calf, and it is two layers in front and back?

"Jamie, what kind of plane are you doing? Do you have a hunch that someone is going to shovel your calves today? ”

Vardy smiled bitterly.

I didn't have a premonition that someone was going to shovel my calves today, I had a premonition that someone was going to bite me!

But of course Vardy can't say this, otherwise others will take him for a psychopath.

To avoid embarrassment, Vardy pretended to be mysterious: "This is my secret way to work out my speed, do you know why I run like I have an engine on my feet?" It's because of these shin guards that I tied, which was told to me by a mysterious master in the East, not to pass on men, not to pass on women, so I told myself, today I will share this secret with you, come on, come on, 100 yuan per person! ”

Vardy naturally got not 100 pieces one by one, but everyone's neat "cut"!

"I'd rather believe that you grew up on snackgrass to run faster than a horse!"

Vardy shrugged, not believing that it didn't matter, just fooling around anyway.

At the end of the training, Vardy put on layers of shin guards in front of his teammates, it doesn't matter what others think, the important thing is that he doesn't want to be bitten by dogs!

Returning home trembling and still nothing happened, Vardy couldn't help but wonder, could it be that the system suddenly had a human nature?

Isn't the system going to punish itself for not being bitten by a dog?

However, after a few minutes, Vardy gave up on the idea that if the system was human, then the destruction of the planet would not be far away.

It's not that you don't report it, the time has not come.

In the evening, when lunch was prepared for the two Wangs, Vardy knocked on the rice bowl and called them to eat, but after waiting for a long time, only the little Chow Chow came with a fart, but Erha was nowhere to be seen.

Vardy searched all over the house, but couldn't find it, and was immediately shocked, could it be that this goods ran away from home because of an unhappy life?

Thinking of this, Vardy hurriedly ran out to find it, after all, there were not many families around, and if Erha really ran away, someone would definitely be able to see it.

"Cristiano, where are you?"

Hurrying out of the house, Vardy shouted Erha's name.

That's right, Erha's name is Ronaldo's name, and in addition, Chow Chow's name is Wayne......

In this way, he can live with his two good friends every day.

Fortunately, Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney have not been at Vardy's house recently, otherwise they would definitely be able to fight with Vardy.

Imagine that Ronaldo is sitting on the sofa and shouting Rooney, Rooney doesn't come, and the Chow Chow runs over and sticks out his tongue......

Well, the picture is too beautiful!

Several families on the south side have asked, and they all said that they didn't see it, Vardy couldn't help but get upset, could it be that Erha was just lost?

It is said that Erha has not let go, and he has not let go, and this product is gone.

He turned around and hurried north to look for it, but as several families said they hadn't seen it, Vardy's heart sank.

Although the two Wang Xingren have not been here for too long, Vardy is a soft-hearted person, and the short time he gets along makes him full of all kinds of reluctance, if Erha is really lost, I am afraid he will not be happy for a long time.

But just as Vardy was getting desperate, the peak turned around.

Outside the courtyard wall of a family's house, Vardy suddenly saw his own Erha.

And what surprised him even more was that this thing was riding on the body of a noble lady dog and kept stirring, and the frequency was getting faster and faster, and it felt as if it could reach the peak at any time.

I'll go, you guy actually sneaked out to steal fish?

Vardy was also deeply drunk by Erha's heroic performance!

As soon as he didn't get angry, Vardy didn't have the consciousness not to destroy other people's good deeds, and flew up and kicked Erha's ass.

Tell you to worry me!

Tell you to come out about / cannon!

Believe it or not, I'll never stand up for you!

With a snort, accompanied by Vardy's very amorous kick, Erha actually climaxed, although he was kicked out a few steps away, but the expression on the dog's face looked extremely happy.

Hurry up and get me home!

But at this moment, the noble lady dog was gone!

Erha is cool enough, I haven't been cool enough!

Thinking that the person in front of him ruined his happy life, the lady dog was also angry, and took advantage of Vardy's lesson Erha, and jumped over directly and gave Vardy a mouthful.

Boom!

With a crisp sound, the lady dog bit on Vardy's double-layered shin guards, and his teeth almost shattered!

At this point, Vardy finally knew how the system would allow himself to be bitten by a dog......

Well, for the sake of your own part, I won't bother you!

Vardy bared his teeth at the Lady Dog, and the Lady Dog trembled.

The lady dog couldn't understand why the legs of this guy in front of him were so hard, as if they were ......

Then, the lady dog began to think about it again.

Erha is in a tangle at this time, on the one hand, the lady dog bites his master, and he should give the owner to vent, but this lady dog is his lover who has won it with great difficulty, what should I do?

As a result, it also found itself in a dilemma.

Vardy didn't care so much, he just wanted to take Erha home and re-educate him of love!

Suddenly, the owner of the house came out, a girl full of youthful energy, with a very beautiful and delicate face, Vardy felt a little stunned, if there was a mirror in front of him, he would definitely be able to see his pig brother statue clearly.

Like a child who has been caught doing something bad, Vardy smiled with a hint of flattery.

There's no way, my dog gave other people's dogs to XXOO, can't I show it?

"I'm really sorry, I'll teach it a good lesson when I go back, if it doesn't work, I'll take it to do ligation, so that it will always harm other dogs!"

Although it seemed that the other party was not too angry, Vardy still took the initiative to take a stand.

At this time, the girl's face was slightly red, her teeth were lightly opened, and her voice was pleasant.

"If only you were as active as your dog!"