Chapter 76: Divination
Wei Youlong saw this plague god from a distance, and decisively ran with his calves, but Chen Fan's legs were longer, and he was still stopped by someone after going around most of the track and field.
In other words, when he saw Wang Kehan, Chen Fan must be afraid to avoid it, that kind of guy with violent tendencies, it must be a bloody storm when he encounters him head-on, but Wei Youlong is different, the standard cowardice is one, and he will only fight with his mouth.
"Excuse me, what's the matter, I've been in trouble lately, I haven't messed with any girls, I just want to be a good person."
Wei Youlong was unusual, wearing a low-key genuine stall, and even his hairstyle was made into a regular mushroom head, and his tone was like the two of them before, without that arrogance, Chen Fan was really a little unaccustomed.
"Could it be that I'm really a shaker?" A bad thought crossed Chen Fan's mind, but he quickly suppressed it again, and said with a smile: "Hehe, it's nothing, it's just that I haven't seen you for a few days, and I want to catch up with you." ”
Chen Fan didn't have this kind of taste, he was purely bored, and he happened to bump into him again, and he caught a lot of nonsense.
"I've been transferred to the hospital, the formalities have been completed, and I won't have any intersection with you in the future, so let's go their separate ways." Wei Youlong turned sideways and wanted to go to the other side, but Chen Fan didn't let go of others, and took a step across and stopped him.
"Youlong, are you really good?" Chen Fan still didn't believe it, could this loser be a change of sex?
"Of course it's true, I'm a good law-abiding citizen now." Wei Youlong is not hard-mouthed, Chen Fan asked, he answered anything 1510, without any emotion.
I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, although he was beaten by Chen Fan and almost killed someone, Wei Youlong's living expenses also doubled, and his family specially told him not to cause trouble anymore, so he went to find a few part-time little sisters to vent his desires.
Wei Youlong was not happy at the time, no matter how pure this little sister is, she is a college student, but after enjoying a few thoughtful services, her lower body still succumbed, and she commanded her upper body to relax, but now she is happy to do it.
"In the future, everyone will make money in harmony, the well water will not interfere with the river water, and I have changed my name now, and I will not be called Wei Youlong." Wei Youlong had just finished enjoying the moisturization, and he looked like a saint, but his expression was a little sleepy.
Seeing the other party's true feelings, Chen Fan got out of the way and said, "Just be a good person, what name did you change to." ”
"Wei Long."
Wei Youlong exhaled and said lightly, the old god who did things didn't know what to think again, so he had to say what chili pepper to exorcise evil spirits, so he pressed himself with such a name, Wei's father is also a superstitious master, so he pulled Wei Youlong to change his name that day.
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Chen Fan held back a smile all the way, returned to the dormitory, closed the door, and began to laugh wantonly.
"Hey, mom, I can't even look at the spicy strips now, the essence of the name, hahahaha~"
"Brother Fan, why are you so happy to laugh." The balcony door suddenly poked out his head, and Chen Fan was so frightened that he swallowed saliva into his lungs, and it turned out that there was still someone hiding inside.
Chen Fan smoothed his breath and said, "Ahem, cough, cough~ Changhui, when did you come back." ”
"An hour ago, any questions?"
"Where did you and Guangyi go to nightlife last night?" Chen Fan interrogated shyly.
Xu Changhui replied expressionlessly: "The department went out for dinner, and after eating the barbecue, they sang K all night, and now they haven't stopped, Guangyi people are directly paralyzed there, I can still walk, thinking about coming back to make up for sleep." ”
"Oh, like this." Chen Fan rolled his eyes, thinking that there was some big gossip, but it turned out to be empty joy, and immediately climbed into bed to prepare for a nap.
"Elder, what's the use of a gypsy woman."
Chen Fan stared at this old man speechlessly, this guy was holding Wei Long in one hand and Lao Gan Ma in the other at this time, eating one and dipping it once, and stepping on the horse to bite it three times.
"Divination, what else can it be, that's all there is to it at the moment." The elder was stimulated by the chili pepper, and his face turned a little red, and he imitated Lao Tao's expression, with a face full of "What do you see".
"Bad taste." Chen Fan said with disdain, but he was helpless, and continued to ask about the card, "How to divination?" Is it to go to the market to buy a turtle shell, and then buy a few copper plates to make a hexagram? Or do you have a good night's sleep, and there will be a god in your dreams? ”
The elder shook his head and said: "No, that's the practice of the Orientals, according to the Basic Law, we have to use the routines of the Westerners, tarot cards, crystal balls, none of them is missing." ”
Chen Fan spread his hands and said, "Can there still be this kind of operation?" Where did you tell me to get this stuff, do you have any other requirements for the crystal ball? For example, the specification pattern or something. ”
The elder put away the spicy strips, clapped his hands and said, "There are no requirements, as long as it is a crystal ball and tarot cards." ”
Chen Fan thought about it for a while, the school's gift shop should have these things to coax girls, but if it is tarot cards, it is estimated that they will be bought online.
After thinking about it again, by the time of the express delivery, the time limit for gypsy women had already passed, and Chen Fan couldn't understand these cards in the clouds even if he looked at the manual, and he was still divining.
"Don't worry, there are no tarot cards, we can directly use blank A4 paper to paint, we don't have to deliberately pursue painting skills, and the soul painter doesn't matter." The elder said leisurely.
Chen Fan had a glimmer of hope in his heart, searched for tarot cards on the Internet, and immediately dispelled this idea.
"Dozens of different cards, all with patterns, you think it's a drawing of cards."
The elder pushed the non-existent reading glasses on the bridge of his nose and said earnestly, "Then don't use tarot cards, but the astrological interpretation derived from divination depends entirely on your own comprehension." ”
Chen Fan said disdainfully: "What's the matter, my Chinese reading comprehension ability from elementary school to high school is full marks, please rest assured." ”
The elder stretched and lay directly on the ground, "Don't be surprised that the results are inaccurate, I'm full, I'll sleep first." ”
"Cut, how is it possible, there will be no such thing." Chen Fan loosened his bones, and he was not in a hurry to buy a crystal ball, and lazily enjoyed his nap time.
Before nightfall, Chen Fan ran back to the dormitory with a palm-sized crystal ball in his arms.
Chen Fan carefully put the crystal ball on the desk, and muttered to himself: "What the hell, this boss insisted that I buy a bigger one, and said that girls like atmospheric boys, and I am not giving it away, so I can't explain it to him." ”
The elder said mercilessly, "But didn't you still buy a big one, hahaha." ”
"Am I not afraid that the crystal ball will be too small and affect the divination effect? The large imaging is also clear. Chen Fan wiped the dust attached to the spherical surface with paper, and kept blowing, like a craftsman polishing jade with his heart.
"Tut-tut, I'm afraid that this pixel is not up to par, but it will become a mosaic." The elder sat on the side and knocked on the melon seeds.
Chen Fan was stunned for a moment, and the crystal ball in his hand almost didn't grasp steadily, "What?" You guy, you didn't say it earlier, that's the case, I should have bought the small one in the first place. ”
"Haha, lie to you, absolutely ultra-clear picture quality, poof~." The elder grabbed a handful of peeled melon seeds and put them in his mouth, but he didn't think that there was an unshelled one in it, and he choked all of a sudden.
"That's good." Chen Fan glanced at his roommate behind him, both of them were asleep, but Chen Fan was worried about the high energy ahead, so he still carried the crystal ball to the bed for the sake of insurance.
"There's a sense of déjà vu." Chen Fan blew his bangs and took a deep breath.