Chapter 260: We're Not Stupid
There is a quality in the ogre's body that anyone who will feel very speechless when they see it, and that is extremely inconsistent with their size - broken mouth!
The height of adult ogres is obviously about three or four meters, with big shoulders and round waists, and infinite strength, but they can all have skills such as: scolding the street, selling cuteness, letting go of their mouths, swearing, praising each other, slapping sycophants, and so on!
Even when they were fighting, they couldn't keep their mouths shut, or even two mouths...... It's always chattering, squirting out something that makes people laugh and cry!
And now, the good life of feasting made the ogres of the Mocking Skull Clan come out of the war, and when they saw the return of the new chieftain of Os, they gathered around them, but they talked endlessly, and they could not stop for ten minutes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You're not majestic...... Khadgar said, and the old face of the underbeaten man was clearly disgusted.
Oss didn't bother with Khadgar, he clasped his hands in the air, took out the sharp power of the earth and the edge of the mountains, and plunged it upside down into the ground with two "knocks" and "knocks", and the noisy ogres stopped in an instant.
"Tulga, come here." Oss, whose eyes shone with a thunderous arc, was expressionless and looked terrifying.
Tulga is a two-headed ogre, one of the most powerful ogres in the Mocking Skull Clan after the former chieftain Mogao was taken away by Tirio, and one of the most proficient in the lingua franca.
However, when he was called by Os, Tulga showed a hesitant look, and Bigfoot took a step back and did not dare to step forward.
"The chief called you! Just go! "The high-ranking captain of the guard, Gololo, was very kind enough to push Tulga and almost pushed Tulga to eat......
One of Tulgar's heads looked at Os, and the other looked back at Gololo viciously, and with great exasperation he suggested to himself, "Let's kill him!" ”
"Alright, Tulga, come here." Oss said at the right time, otherwise, it was really possible for Tulga to be bewitched by himself, and he would turn around and go back to fight Gololo for three hundred rounds.
Because this kind of thing, in the ogre clan, is simply too common......
Then, like a little daughter-in-law, Tulga moved step by step in front of Os, in fact, it was still nearly ten meters away, and in the middle lay the power of the earth and the edge of the mountains. He shuddered, lest Oss would also tie him up in a pair of clothes and raise him up in demonstration, and greeted him with caution: "My most respected chief, Tulgar is here. ”
Another head with a reckless personality followed, saying, "Tulka listen to you, chief. ”
Although Oss was very speechless, he did not delay any longer, and directly told Tulga in detail about returning to Draenor from the south and joining the Skull Preservation Company in the north, and asked Tulga to convey it to all the ogres in ogre language, so that the ogres could make their own choices.
It's just that I don't know if it's because of Tulga's ability to express himself, or if the ogre's broken mouth is done again, and after more than half an hour, Khadgar has even used arcane magic to completely record the ogre language, and the ogres can figure out what is going to happen and look at Oss in unison.
Seeing this, Oss looked around and said loudly, "Okay! Now that you are all clear, it is up to you to choose your own path ahead! If you want to follow me back to your hometown, go to the left; If you want to stay in the Terran Kingdom and do a good job as a bodyguard, go and stand on the right! ”
Tulga, who was standing in front of Oss, was the first to rush to the right of Oss without looking back, as he was doing his translation work in a loud voice!
"......" Oss looked at Tulgar's back, how did he look like he had fled from the wilderness!
"I ...... Why do you feel bad......" Khadgar said as he looked at the ogres in action, tilting his head to Oss.
Sure enough, the ogres didn't ramble anymore this time, it's about the future, and absolutely no one wants to be left behind! Their movements were uniform and swift, and they all ran to the right of Oss at once!
That is, they all ran to the right of Oss!
All ran to the right of Oss!
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Ran to the right of Oss!
To the right of Os!
to the right of Oss!
Oss to the right!
Right......
Khadgar clutched his stomach, whistled, and laughed, "Hey! Dear Lonely Chief! ”
"Shut up!" Oss replied angrily!
The ogres immediately began to discuss with great joy, and the scene suddenly turned into a noisy bazaar, and they looked forward to a future without worrying about food and drink, without any consideration for the feelings of the chieftain of Os.
Oss looked at Turga with an ugly expression, drew his weapons with both hands, and stepped on one step at a time: "Tulga! What's going on!? How did you convey that!? ”
The noisy bazaar disappeared in an instant, and Os, who was wielding Kazmodan Earth Power and Kazmodan Mountain Edge, was definitely more terrifying than Os, who was holding an ordinary spear that day!
"I ...... I...... I...... Oops! ”
"Bang!"
Tulga tried to explain incoherently, but he fell directly to a dog eating, and it turned out that Gololo kindly pushed him behind him.
"Gololo!" Oss shouted, "Come out! ”
"Chieftain...... The chief ...... "Gololo, who has only one head, also speaks the lingua franca, but with a strange accent.
"Tell me, how did Tulga translate it?"
Gololo's lingua franca was a little slurred, but he still had the most basic skills, and he repeated the translation of Tulga, and Oss found that Tulga did not take the opportunity to plug in.
"Doesn't anyone want to go home with me?" Oss looked at the ogres standing next to each other and bit the word "home" very hard.
The ogres who could understand the lingua franca immediately began to shake their heads, and the ogres who couldn't shake their heads similarly after Tulga's translation, and then ......
It's - silent!
Oss was helpless, and looked at Turga again: "Tulga, why don't you want to go with me?" ”
Tulga first looked at Oss to make sure that Oss was serious, then his own two heads looked at each other again, and the wiser one said succinctly: "Chief, we are not stupid, why do we want to go back to Draenor......"
Oss was stunned when he heard this, but he was speechless.
Gololo chimed in, "Yes, chief, we're not stupid! Draenor has ushered in the end of the world, and to go back is to die! ”
Gul'dan's rumors are really deep-rooted.
On the side, the ogres began to discuss again:
"Fools are going back to Draenor!" This is the most straightforward.
"You don't have to do anything here, there are people who eat and drink, and Hashrog will definitely not go back anyway!" The ogre must have patronized and eaten, not knowing that the food and wine were actually provided by the Ospies.
"Do you have to work in the future?" An ogre has already begun to imagine the future, "What do bodyguards do?" Is it the same thing that the high-ranking guards do? ”
"Who knows? Anyway, the chief said it was okay to stay here. ”
It's so carefree.
"Hahaha...... Alas! Behind him, Khadgar laughed, laughing and sighing, mixed feelings.
Oss was too lazy to talk nonsense with these big fat men, so he directly pointed out Tulgar and Gololo, and ordered: "Each of you will pick two good men to follow me back to Draenor, and the rest of the clan will immediately pack their bags and follow the dwarves north!" ”
However, compared to Tulga's frustration, Gololo actually knelt down directly......
"Chief, I don't want to go back and die!" The complaint with a crying voice is full of emotion.
Oss watched as the most powerful warrior of the Mocking Skull Clan fell to his knees in a bowing state, and he couldn't help but laugh and cry, but he heard Gololo continue: "Chief, I'm really not a good high-ranking captain of the guard! I used to be lazy a lot, and I even stole Mogao's tribute, I can't help! ”
Oss saddled his weapon behind his back and said to Gololo, "I'll give you two choices, one, come back with me to Draenor, and then send you back when you're done." ”
Gololo shook his head busily, beating him to death, he didn't want to go back.
"Two, duel with me and kill you."
Gololo fell into an ice cellar, and the whole person was stunned!
Tulga's reckless personality coaxed: "Duel, duel!" We've both wanted to beat him up for a long time! ”
As a result, the head with higher wisdom pulled his hind legs: "If you want to fight, don't pull me!" ”
"Then you lend me your body!"
Oss turned his head and glared at Tulgar, who had the patience to say a word now, and announced in a loud voice, "What are you doing in a daze!" Go and pack your own things, if you don't obey, you will only be able to eat two meals a day in the future! ”
"Although you are a chief, you can't withhold our food for no reason!" An ogre shouted in protest, but he ran faster than anyone else......
"Gul'dan has long said that the north is the new Nagrand, and this time I can finally go!" An ogre mage still remembers Gul'dan's promise......
For a while, except for Turga and Gololo, and the four ogres selected by the two of them, the rest of the ogres were all in a state of excitement, packed their own belongings with enthusiasm, and waited to go north to enjoy the blessings.
……
For the next two days, Oss certainly couldn't just go south like that.
A dozen letters were written to various parts of the North;
Receiving supplies from Sir Lothar, and getting to know the warriors who will be accompanying him to Draenor;
Meet with Fink and explain how to preserve the skull;
Among the ogres, an ogre who was strong enough and obedient enough was selected and promoted to the temporary leader;
Pacify the half-breed slaves that Lexar has gathered, and order them to stay in the Ring Excavation Yard and wait for the return of Lexa and Durotan;
He met again with Father Madolan and Gerbin who had returned to Ironforge;
Until Sir Lothar himself brought someone to see him off.
That morning, a large clearing had been cleared out of the Hoop excavation site, and the unrelated people retreated thirty paces away to see off Oss, who was about to go to the other side of the Dark Gate.
Khadgar took Etiyash in his hand and bowed to Sir Lothar.
The only magician involved in the operation, Fredham, who had worked with Oss once before, said, "Do you need me to provide mana?" ”
"It's not easy to do if you go somewhere else." Khadgar glanced at Oss and the six ogres, all of them huge creatures, "But go to Karazan, I can do it alone." ”