Chapter 229: Pee! Pee!
This shredded radish is so salty! Aren't people saying that the goddess is a little salty underneath? How did it become a pickle when I got here!
And with these gorgeous-looking dishes on the table, Li Tong suddenly felt that there was a hidden murderous intention!
After Li Tong swallowed the shredded radish, he changed to an eggplant, ⊙ω ⊙, sweet? One bite can get the sweetness of diabetes!
"Have you eaten any of these dishes?" Li Tong said with difficulty chewing the sugar cube in his mouth.
"No! This is made especially for you, how can I eat it first, is it delicious? Aunt Liu can say that I have made great progress in the past two days. Wen Mei said.
Alas, a goddess is willing to put down her identity to cook for you, what more can the husband ask for, Li Tong commented with a straight face: "This radish is as crystal as jade, and the taste is even better, as the so-called feelings are deep and boring, in order to express my husband's love for you, I have wrapped this dish!" ”
Li Tong picked up the plate and poured it into his mouth, but he actually put it into the system backpack.
Li Tong put down the plate, wiped the soup with steamed buns, and then threw it into his mouth at once, chewing and saying, "Hmm~, it's delicious!" ”
Wen Mei picked up the chopsticks suspiciously, picked up a piece of eggplant, and sent it to her mouth.
"Don't!" However, Li Tong was already too late to stop.
"Don't eat this dish, I put a little more sugar, haha, it's still a little handy, fortunately I put salt on that plate, since you like to eat it so much, wait, I'll make you another one." Wen Mei ran out quickly with the eggplant.
Hey, you can't think about it anymore, there is too much sugar in the eggplant, and there may be too much salt in the shredded radish!
After Wenmei went out, Li Tong quickly tasted the remaining dishes, all of which were very salty, Li Tong quickly put all the dishes into the system backpack, and then sat there seriously.
Li Tong found that a small head was hiding behind the door to look at herself, who else would be a mother! Because Li Jun, that martial idiot, doesn't know how to wear pink clothes.
"Come here! I came back from a war outside, why didn't anyone celebrate me? Li Tong shouted.
Hui Niang came out extremely reluctantly and said, "Grandma Liu informed us! Said that your aunt will cook for you to eat, who dares to come over! ”
"You all know the co-authorship?" Li Tong's eyes widened and he said.
Huiniang looked outside and said, "Yes, a few days ago, when Auntie just learned to cook, she let us taste it, and now when Auntie cooks, everyone will try not to appear in the kitchen, for fear of being caught and taste Auntie's cooking." ”
"I'll go first!" Hui Niang glanced outside again.
Without asking, he knew that Wen Mei was back again, Li Tong simply went out to greet him, and sure enough, Wen Mei was walking over here with a plate of freshly baked shredded radish.
Li Tong took the plate and sang in the play: "Mother~son~, hard work." ”
Li Tong put the plate on the table, let Wen Mei sit on the stool, and said, "Let Weifu rub your shoulders for you." ”
"Yikes! Are you done eating? Wen Mei looked at the empty plate on the table and said.
"I didn't hold back for a while, so I ate it all, and now I'm a little full." Li Tong forced himself to burp, but unfortunately he couldn't do that kind of operation, so he didn't hit it.
Wen Mei said: "Then what should I do?" They've made it for you. ”
"Sir! Master! There's a guest coming! Li Ang reported loudly outside the door.
"Guests? Who is it? Li Tong asked, really happy in his heart, he finally had a chance to run.
"They have an angel who claims to be from the Great Week...... There is also a particularly obscene Taoist priest who says it is your friend. Li Ang said.
"Heh, how did you forget these two guys." Li Tong said.
"Who?" Wen Mei asked.
"Very nice friends! Haha, this dish is just right for our friends. Li Tong said.
Li Tong took Wen Mei to greet Sinan and Yuan Chu.
"There are friends from afar, don't you say it!" Li Tong said in a loud voice.
Sinan didn't speak, and Yuan Chu complained, "Did you forget the two of us?" How did you come back on your own? ”
Li Tong scratched his head: "No, how could I forget!" The food is ready for you, come in and don't stand at the door. ”
Yuan Chu said: "Have something to eat?" That's great! I forgive you! ”
Wen Mei saw that she was indeed very familiar with Li Tong, so she said, "I'll go and make some for the guests." ”
"You just tell Aunt Liu to do it, and you don't need to cook it for the two of you!" Li Tong said.
Wen Mei didn't know if she listened to it or not, but she went to the kitchen anyway.
"There's only one dish, and you're going to let the two of us eat it?" Yuan Chu patted the table and said.
Li Tong said: "This is made for me by my wife herself, ordinary people can't eat it if they want to, I treat you as a friend, but you think I'm stingy!" Friends! ”
Yuan Chu looked at Li Tong suspiciously, and most of the resentment in his heart disappeared.
He sat down and picked up a chopstick and tasted it, saying, "Huh? It's delicious, it's delicious! You really think of me as a friend. ”
Li Tong looked at Yuan Chu who was eating Haisai in shock, are we eating the dishes made by one person?
"Why don't you eat it?" Li Tong asked Si Nan.
"He likes to eat so much, it's definitely not for me." Sinan said lightly.
Li Tong suspiciously picked up the chopsticks and grabbed a shredded radish, shook it and put it into his mouth, this hand just didn't listen to the call, and actually held the chopsticks three times over his mouth and refused to enter.
"He's very tasteful, isn't he?" Li Tong swallowed the shredded radish and asked Si Nan.
It's still a familiar taste, so there's only one truth, this guy at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty is a heavy taste of the masses.
Sinan nodded, meaning to admit it.
Yuan Chu quickly finished eating a plate of dishes, and ate two steamed buns, and actually said unsatisfactorily: "Is there anything else?" I really envy you for having a good lady! It's like my family, the food doesn't taste at all! ”
Li Tong: "Hehe. ”
Sinan: "Hehe. ”
"Finished eating? Come on, come on, there's more! Wen Mei clapped her hands, followed by a group of people with food?
Yuan Chu rubbed his hands and waited for the food to be placed on the table, so he took a pair of chopsticks and sent it to his mouth.
Yuan Chu tasted it carefully, felt that something was wrong, and tasted it with a pair of chopsticks, and said, "Madam, you didn't make this dish, right?" ”
"Dao Chang has good eyesight!" Wen Mei praised.
"I'll just say, it's so tasteless, it must have been made by someone else." Yuan Chu Dao.
Sinan raised his eyebrows, said thank you to Wen Mei, and picked up the chopsticks to eat.
Yuan Chu felt that it was tasteless, that was what normal people eat, from Sinan's quotations.
"The Taoist chief thinks the food I cook is delicious, so he comes to our house more often." Wen Mei said, Yuan Chu was not the first person to praise her for her delicious cooking, so she naturally didn't feel excited.
Li Tong didn't eat much at all just now, and since the current meal was not made by Wen Mei, he just ate more.
"Aren't you full?" Wen Mei asked in a low voice.
"I don't eat, just look at them, how embarrassing it is for them! Right? Li Tong said.
"It makes sense, you can eat, I'm going to teach my mother to do her homework." Since the first day she found out that the family style was wrong, Wen Mei created a set of family style reform regulations by herself, in order to correct the three views of Hui Niang, she also arranged a bunch of homework for Hui Niang, which was taught by Wen Mei herself, and Li Jun's is the same as Hui Niang, but there is one more swordsmanship class.
Losing interest in the food on the table, Yuan Chu said while pulling, "When are you going to go to Hojing with us?" ”
"Didn't I say that? Settle out some of the things at hand first. Li Tong said.
Li Tong took out a jar of drunken immortal brew from the backpack space, asked his subordinates to take three empty bowls, and said, "It's too unpleasant to drink in a cup." ”
The drunken immortal brew was poured out, and Yuan Chu, who smelled the aroma of the wine, couldn't wait to bring it over, and drank it all, he exhaled loudly, and said loudly: "Cool!" ”
"Come on, I'll put on a trick for you." Yuan Chu grabbed the wine jar and said.
"You're not going to drink it all and tell me you're gone, are you?" Li Tong said.
Sinan also took a sip of Drunken Immortal Brew, praised the good wine, and said, "According to his character, it is really possible." ”
Yuan Chu said angrily: "You don't know how to do it, and you can complete what you said, look at it!" ”
Yuan Chu held the wine jar, and then slowly turned it upside down, and finally all the drunken immortal brew was poured out, but the drunken immortal brew was not sprinkled on the ground, but suspended in the air, it should be Yuan Chu controlled the air to form a big bowl-like thing.
"Awesome! There's more! Yuan Chu said proudly.
After saying that, Yuan Chu held the floating drunken immortal brew with both hands above his head, and then he stood below, opened his mouth, and the bottom of the floating drunken immortal brew seemed to leak a hole, pouring into Yuan Chu's mouth.
"So, he's going to drink it all up, right?" Li Tong said with a dark face.
Sinan said: "Yes, it's just a little more tricky." ”
"Pee! Pee! Huiniang's voice came from outside the door, "You see that it doesn't look like you're peeing, and there are still people under the mouth to pick up!" ”
"Well, it's like! But how do you know what I pee, you peek at me! This sad and indignant voice is Li Jun.
"Auntie said that men and women are different, people are just curious." Hui Niang said.
"Ahem, poof,!" Yuan Chu over there heard the conversation between the two bear children and collapsed directly.
First choked, then he squirted out the wine in his mouth, and then his ability failed, and the floating drunken immortal brew drenched Yuan Chu's body.
"Why are your children so skinny?" Yuan Chu wiped the drunken immortal brew on his face and shouted.
Li Tong said: "Isn't it time for you two to learn your homework?" How is it here? ”
"Ahh We're going to have to do our homework when we're here? Li Jun said with a twisted face.
"That's it, we're going to entertain guests!" Hui Niang jumped and said.
She rushed over, jumped into Li Tong's arms, picked up Li Tong's chopsticks, and was about to eat, it had been a few days, and she was finally able to eat well.
Li Jun also ran over, but he didn't have a good position, because he couldn't reach the table, so he looked at Hui Niang and said, "Is it delicious?" ”
"It's delicious, fat but not greasy." Hui Niang took a piece of meat and looked back at Li Jundao.
Li Jun: "......" You know that's not what it means.
Sinan sandwiched a bowl of food for Li Jun, wiped Yuan Chu's stool and said, "Sit here and eat." ”
Li Jun first thanked him, then took the bowl, sat on the stool and ate it directly.
Yuan Chu was taking off his coat, but the smell of wine had soaked his whole body, and he couldn't get rid of it, and he kept crying out bitterly there.
When Huiniang saw Sinan, her eyes lit up, and she said to Li Tong: "People are much more handsome than you, you have to be good to me in the future, otherwise you may lose me at any time." ”
What is this, it seems that Wenmei's education still needs to be further strengthened!
Li Tong said: "Eat your things, your aunt must be looking for you everywhere!" Don't look for me when you're punished. ”
"The ugly guy doesn't have compassion yet, huh! No wonder the young ladies in the house don't like you. Huiniang muttered and continued to eat.
I'm not deaf! You're still in my arms! Believe it or not, I'm throwing you in the backpack space and shutting it up for a few days to make you feel lonely and empty? This girl is definitely crooked, I don't know what kind of character she used to be, could it be that it was because the death of her parents was stimulated, which led to a big change in personality?
Li Tong guessed over there, the more Yuan Chu thought about it, the more unwilling he became, and his reputation was actually ruined in the hands of two children.
Yuan Chu mobilized his abilities and wanted to play tricks on Hui Niang and Li Jun, but suddenly felt that the energy in his body was stagnant, and it was greatly reduced, Yuan Chu looked at Sinan aggrievedly, are we a gang?
PS: Today the wood is there.