Chapter 27: It's All Lies
"Invincible? Invincible is how, how lonely. Chen Fan couldn't help but snort, "Is it really such a magical function?" It's okay to be bombarded by a missile? ”
The elder put his hands together and reaped the merits just right, "Thinking about beauty is just a temporary loss of pain, and the damage will actually exist." ”
Chen Fan was taken aback, no wonder he didn't feel it at all after a day of punching, it turned out that the skill of the guard card played a role.
"This skill feels average, and it's not immune to damage, etc., so wouldn't it be until tonight passes, and all the pain will gush out at once?"
The elder nodded and said, "Young man, there are a lot of people who have injured their arms and legs in a small fight, and I haven't seen a few people in wheelchairs, don't worry, it's good to rest for two days when the time comes." ”
"Then I'd better rest early tonight, so as not to have a headache and can't sleep late." Chen Fan thought about it, and he didn't know where this function could be used, to give people a human flesh sandbag? Or do you want to be the campus leader? None of them are quite suitable.
"Who are you talking to?" Lai Guangyi stretched out his head curiously.
"I didn't talk to anyone, I was just trying to see if I could call the ladybug back, and after raising it for so long, it can be regarded as a little emotional." Chen Fan broke it blindly.
Lai Guangyi scratched his head and said: "If you want to call, you should also go to the small bushes below to shout, it's been a day, and it's estimated that you have run away." ”
"Well, what you said makes sense, I'll go now." Chen Fan didn't plan to go to Xiaoshucong, but just took this opportunity to go downstairs to eat.
The ninth cuisine of the university cafeteria has a long history, and all kinds of dark dishes emerge one after another, and if you are not careful, you will be tricked.
Chen Fan didn't pay attention to the menu card, pointed to the pot that served the vegetables and said, "Bring me a braised lion's head." ”
The chef didn't pay attention to listening, waved his big hand, lifted the spoon, and did it in one go, and then showed what it meant to have convulsions in front of Chen Fan, and shook the minced meat on the edge clean.
"Poof~ What kind of meat is this, how does it smell of orange peel." Chen Fan sent a spoonful of imported meat, and found that it was not a familiar taste, the pork could not be crushed at all, and it exuded a faint fragrance.
This horse is orange peel! It's still old!
Chen Fan picked up one of the pieces with chopsticks and looked at it carefully, this dish just looked like a braised lion's head.
Chen Fan, who didn't believe in evil, ran to look at the menu and found that there was no braised lion's head served today, and there was stir-fried meat with tangerine peel.
"Master, this tangerine peel is actually a whole piece intact, but it deceived me." Chen Fan smiled miserably and ordered two dishes again, and ate with the tangerine peel.
"The camouflage uniform has arrived, Chen Fan, how big are you wearing, is it okay to increase it?" Xu Changhui held four sets of camouflage uniforms and kicked open the door of the dormitory.
"They're not here, let's choose first, are there two plus-sizes?" Lai Guangyi said with instant noodles.
"I'm back." Chen Fan stepped into the door.
"I can go plus and plus, but there are only three plus sizes here, and I'll wear them plus." Chen Fan looked at the logo on his clothes, and the only one in the dormitory who was the most suitable for wearing an extra size was himself.
"Okay, take it." Xu Changhui took out the only set of plus sizes and handed it to Chen Fan.
Chen Fan took the clothes and asked, "What about that guy Wei Youlong?" Haven't you come back from dinner yet? ”
Lai Guangyi teased: "I don't know, this guy was dressed up before going out, as if he was going on a blind date, and he sprayed perfume, he was pungent, and I sneezed a few times." ”
"Then leave him alone, this guy had better not come back at night." There is a big trouble in the dormitory, and Chen Fanyi is so happy.
"It's all roommates, how can a family say such things." Xu Changhui was a little puzzled.
Chen Fan asked, "Don't you two think he's a little annoying?" ”
Xu Changhui said with a smile: "No, I think Brother Long is very imposing, there is a big brother fan, and the people in the school used to be like this, and it is the first time that I feel so close to the idol." ”
Lai Guangyi also interjected: "Maybe people in the city talk like this, I don't think it's inappropriate, I think he is very sunny and upbeat, urges us to go to bed early and get up early, helps us adjust our biological clock, and has a lot of friendship." ”
The two brothers are also very big-hearted, Chen Fan was speechless for a while, and then asked: "What did that man of the year in your school do, and where did he get into the exam later?" ”
Xu Changhui recalled: "That person is also called Brother Long, he is a senior in our first year, I heard that people say that there are his forces within five miles of the school, and he also likes to talk about the 'Yan family property', and we don't know what it means." ”
Lai Guangyi added: "That guy later came to see the school flower, had a fight with her boyfriend, and after winning the battle, he went outside the school to eat a spicy hot, but he didn't bring any money, got into an argument with the hawker, and smashed someone's shop, and was beaten like he had plastic surgery." ”
"Isn't it his power within five miles of the school? How can it be so easy to be overturned. Chen Fan tore open a bag of melon seeds and listened to the story of these two living treasures.
Xu Changhui answered: "Because the spicy tang at the school gate is so delicious, whoever offends him is the enemy of the people, and the trees are scattered, so Brother Long was arrested in the bureau that night, and no one asks about this matter anymore, he should eat and sleep." ”
"Well, what the hell is this......"
Chen Fan suddenly sighed that his campus life was too monotonous, there was no interesting thing at all, every day in addition to studying is studying, his alma mater was also nicknamed Yuanyu No. 1 Prison, going to school is serving a sentence, Chen Fan has served a full three years.
"If this guy Wei Youlong can really be like Brother Long in Xu Changhui's mouth, then I can't wait for it, I still want to see this annoying guy being beaten like a dog." Chen Fan snickered in his heart.
Chen Fan put on a camouflage suit and gestured in front of the mirror, the quality of the clothes was average, and it was not as comfortable to wear as his own clothes.
……
"Hey, Wei Youlong, you're back."
Chen Fan looked at the time, it will be closed in three minutes, why doesn't this guy go on the road to the street, or get lost, so that you don't have to see him all night.
Half a meter away, the smell of barbecue on Wei Youlong's body came to his nose, mixed with the smell of second-hand smoke and alcohol.
"Perfume also smells of barbecue?" Chen Fan thought to himself.
"Ouch, it's a pity, it seems that girls, you still have to take your time, once you can't do it twice, three times, at least others are interesting to me." Wei Youlong shook off his bangs, and Chen Fan looked embarrassed.
"Brother Long has a crush on someone, so soon." Xu Changhui had just come out of the bathroom with a towel on his body.
"It's that Xu Ying, I don't know if you have any impressions."
Chen Fan flipped through the memory bank, but he didn't think that there was such a person, it should be in the unbeautiful part.
"No, is there such a person?" Xu Changhui shook his head.
"The one with the biggest breasts." Wei Youlong lit a cigarette and reminisced about it.
"Oh, I remember." Xu Changhui remembered.
Chen Fan also remembered.