"What's wrong with your cousin?"

The egret cautiously said goodbye.

"He's just an embroidered pillow, haha, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, and I'm shy when I see people, but I still have some guts, that is, I can feel that she often peeps at me."

Burst!

The gulp of water that the egret had just taken into its mouth squirted out.

Is he such an image in my cousin's heart?

!

"By the way, he also borrowed me a set of clothes today, what did he say for his girlfriend to wear, I guess it's his lust again, he wants that or something!"

Before the egret could clean up the water stains on his phone, his cousin's message came again.

"What? What does that mean? Could it be that your cousin still thinks about this! ”

"That maybe, but if he dares to do so, see if I don't break his leg! The third leg! ”

The egret shivered! Thinking about his fate......

After chatting with my cousin a few more words, I always can't leave the topic of myself, and the egret has some feelings, whether my cousin has found that she has used the trumpet to tease her.

Quickly divert the topic.

"That, just now you said you were at the Jiayi Hotel, it's true or false!"

The egret quickly turned the topic to his cousin.

"Of course it's true, what, you're coming? But remember to bring your own box of TT when you come! ”

The egret stood up suddenly, how could this be, how could she be like this? Just want to open a room with someone you don't know? No self-love for a woman at all?

"I really didn't expect you to be quite open, so you must not be a virgin!" The egret boldly replied.

"What, do you still have a virgin plot? So are you a virgin? ”

Bai Lu looked at the message sent by his cousin and blushed unconsciously, thinking that it was his cousin on the other side of the phone, and talking about this with his cousin, he was still a little uncomfortable!

"It's not!" Egret replied simply.

"Oh? So how many girls have you played with! ”

How many girls have you played?

Egret felt a sadness in his heart, could it be that other boys as old as him had played a lot? Left behind? No, Zeng Da Niu is not as good as himself, he doesn't even have a girlfriend.

Although the egret didn't know too much, he still pretended to be a very old-fashioned reply: "I don't know, I've forgotten it a long time ago, what age is it now, who will remember that!" ”

"I'm not like you, I'm still a virgin!"

Burst!

The egret was once again sprayed by his cousin's words!

A lot of gossip about my cousin Egret ears can hear calluses, but I didn't expect my cousin to pretend to be pure on the Internet, and said that she was a virgin, and the ghost didn't believe it!

Dressed so coquettishly every day, either low-cut or ultra-shorts, full of dirty words, the boys in the whole school are YY her, she even said that she is a virgin, hehe!

The egret didn't immediately jump out to expose her.

One of them is an older virgin disguised as a personable boy.

A coquettish girl disguised as an innocent girl with an open personality but as guarded as jade.

This is their respective psychological needs, and they can also satisfy each other's YY.

"You're so old, you're still a virgin, what if you think about it?"

The egret laughed involuntarily when he typed this sentence, looking at how you still disguised.

However, my cousin's words once again turned the egret into thunder, and there were only a few words.

"With lotus root."

"Lotus? Shouldn't it be cucumber eggplant or something? ”

"As soon as I see you, I'm out, who still uses cucumbers in this era, how good the lotus root is, not only breathable, but also drainage!"

Breathable!

Drain!

Looking at this sentence, the egret was stunned, thinking of the kind of scene that is inappropriate for children, my cousin is busy with lotus roots, and I will go!

No, my cousin is so open, and I'm not an opponent at all in front of her!

However, with this topic, the egret continued to dig deeper, studied, and then discussed for a long time, and the discussion was very deep, even discussing the number and time, position, posture, ......

The egret looked at the time, it was almost afternoon, and he was about to go to school.

Today is Friday, two classes in the afternoon!

"Okay, I won't tell you, there's a drinking party in the afternoon, and I have time to talk!" After saying this, the egret quickly turned off his mobile phone.

The thought of chatting so much with my cousin made my little face a little red, but the first time I successfully hooked up with my cousin with a trumpet, Egret still felt a little happy in his heart.

I must find out more about my cousin's situation, and if she dares to bully herself again, show this evidence to my father.

I came to school in a hurry in the afternoon, and as usual, nothing strange happened, and the system in my body did not release any moths.

It seems that there can only be one mission a day!

I just don't know what bullshit tasks are waiting for me to die tomorrow.

quietly told his girlfriend Tang Haili that he wanted his underwear.

There's no way, if my cousin asks me for her clothes, where will I redeem them?

The thought of that damn system actually pit itself makes the roots of the egret's teeth itch with hatred!

In Tang Haili's contempt, contempt, and eyes towards the idiot's perversion, the egret gave up stupidly.

Well, this kind of thing is really not very good to want!

It seems that there is no other way to earn points.

Although Tang Haili promised to be his girlfriend in front of him, the two have held hands so far, and they haven't even kissed yet!

"I'll be waiting for you tomorrow at the Jiayi Hotel!"

Just when the egret was holding his head in both hands and was at a loss, Tang Haili suddenly handed over a note.

It is clearly written in black and white!

it?

The egret suddenly felt a light hit him, no, no, it should be Cupid's belated arrow of Eros!

This woman actually changed sex?

Actually opened his mouth to invite himself to open a room? That's what it means!

That's great!

I'm finally going to get rid of this goddamn virgin.

yes！

yes！

The egret held the note tightly and saw how her cousin laughed at her later.

It's really a happy event!

The egret returned her sunniest smile to Tang Haili.

Although this woman refused her request for underwear, she wanted to compensate herself!

For the first time, Egret felt that time on campus passed so quickly, as if it had passed in the blink of an eye!

The sweetness in my heart is indescribable, it's like eating bee droppings!

Uh-huh, I heard that men will ejaculate in seconds for the first time, do you want to make some preparations or something, do you want to have some small pills?

What other posture is better?

Topmost? Below? Front? Behind?

Do you want to put some safety measures in place? This should be a question for women to consider!

Do you want to smoke a cigarette when you're done?

The egret is full of thoughts about tomorrow......

After school, he walked out of the classroom flutteringly, and the egret's mobile phone rang immediately.

Seeing that it was his cousin calling, the egret's excitement immediately lowered a little.

The mouse lowered his body like a cat.

"Egret, how is the house cleaned up, give you two minutes to hurry up and roll me to the girls' dormitory, I will move to your side today!"

Yes?

Ouch!

The egret shivered and bit its tongue.