Chapter 126: Deadpool's Distress

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Earth on Nie Bao's farm,

A kilometer away from the bizarre hotel, Wade looked impatient on the road, and behind him were two strange-looking guys, one tall and one short, a man and a woman, the man's whole body was made of steel, like a moving sculpture, and the woman looked like a delinquent teenager with a small head.

The two were on Wade's left and right, the man's name was Colossus, he was talking to Wade endlessly, and Wade had a match or not, impatiently coping, in terms of chatter, it was obvious that he finally met his opponent. And the woman has a cold face, silently following the two of them, without squeaking, her code name is Warhead (in the movie, it is called Heihou, here I estimate that it is better to call her Warhead, anyway, it is just a name, and I identify her as a woman, although she is called a juvenile Warhead, so please don't spray it here).

"Enough, I repeat, I'm only interested in money, to be that superhero, to make money?" Wade impatiently interrupted Colossus' speech.

"It's not right for you to think so, we have the ability and responsibility to protect the weak, and joining the X-Men is the right choice." Colossus, who has an honest face, still persuades patiently.

"Hah! Ability, yes, you're talking about ability, what the hell, forget it! The greater the power, the less responsible it is. What a name the X-Men hold, it sounds like a second child's pronunciation. If you're quiet for ten, no, five minutes, I'll thank you whole family. I just want to have one meal right now, please don't bother a hungry person for lunchtime. Otherwise, the next time you masturbate yourself, I will definitely let you not go up or down, and don't expect me to have a treat. Wade said. From a distance, he had already seen the big brand of the strange bar, and his eyes couldn't help but light up, and his stomach sounded a slight gurgling sound.

"Well then! Maybe we can talk while eating, but you're running so far just to come here to eat. The iron-faced steel force still said with a kind face.

"I just like this tune, it's my hobby to eat here, and if you hadn't crushed my car, I'd have started to enjoy a delicious lunch by now. Hey! Pepper, it's nice here! You'll love it here too. Wade glared at Colossus, then turned to the warhead and enthusiastically introduced. Although the gap between the two seems to be very large, the unexpected relationship is good, at least much stronger than Coloss.

"Jingle Bell~!" The melodious doorbell rang, and the three of Wade pushed the door and walked in, at this time it was already past the meal, there were not many people in the house, and the customers at each table were smiling, quietly tasting the food, and chatting softly. The gentle music, the unique decoration, the soothing atmosphere, and the aroma of the food in the house make the whole house feel extra warm, all revealing a kind of literary style.

"It's really nice here, I can't imagine that there is such an elegant place in such a remote place." As soon as Coulis entered here, he was deeply attracted, this environment was simply too much for his appetite, and he liked it at the first time.

Even the cold girl warhead, who had been silent, nodded in agreement, and had a good impression of this place.

"Yes! Actually, I like the food even more, especially the coffee, it's really amazing. Wade was very familiar with the place, and as soon as he entered the room, he sat down by the window and said to them.

"It seems that the boss here is a person with a very artistic vision." Colossus then sat down and looked at his surroundings.

"Hah! How is it possible, everything is good here, but the boss here, if he has an artistic vision, then I am a world-class art master. Hell, I seem to have been a master of performance art for a long time. Wade said with a good sense of self.

The two of them felt that this guy was too shameless, and he could say such a stinky fart, and he couldn't help but retort: "It seems that you know the boss here?" However, it's not good to say bad things about people behind your back, especially if you're in his bar. ”

"Speak ill of him, no, I don't, I'm a very honest person, I've always only told the truth, he's the son of Grande, a bastard with no sympathy, no lower limit and no discipline, he only has money in his eyes, and he sells even a piece of grass for gold." Wade put on a bitter and hateful look, and said indignantly, obviously hating Nie Bao, and he didn't know how much he had suffered.

"Ahh Damn, which bastard is speaking ill of me. Looks like I'm going to have to learn a few curses to kill those who speak ill of me. At this time, Nie Bao, who was on the other side of the universe, wandering around in the sewers, sneezed a few times and muttered to himself.

"Oh! The person you're describing, you're sure you're talking about the boss here, how come the more I hear it, the more I think it's talking about you? Are you the boss here? Colossus pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized, scratching the back of his head and said.

"Damn, don't compare me to him, compare me to him, I'm like a pure little girl." Hearing this, Wade felt as if he had been insulted, and he jumped to his feet in anger, not knowing how Nie Bao offended him.

"Hey! What's the matter, let everything in, and get into a strange thing. How do I remember that there is still a sign hanging at the door, why is it gone? Just as Wade was saying bad things about Nie Bao, suddenly an unfamiliar voice came from a distance.

The three of them looked for prestige, and Ariel was holding a sign and was slowly walking this way. Only then did they realize that the bar had already been quiet, and all the customers were looking at them in amazement, the image of Colossus was too unique, and they found it as soon as they entered here, and they didn't know why they thought it was a masquerade? However, being able to make a piece of iron blue is not something that ordinary people can do.

"Hey! Look who this is, Ariel, I didn't expect you to be strong again after a few days of not seeing you, but your ears are a little bad, I'm sure what you just heard must not be what I wanted to say. Wade was caught and quickly changed the subject.

In this bar, when Nie Bao is not there, he is the one who has the most power in this Ariel, and any delicious food can only be eaten through his orders, if he offends him badly, puts a drug in the coffee, or deliberately does not eat well or something. Then Wade lost a lot of money, as a person who enjoys life, after getting used to eating the food here, he can't eat other food.

In addition, he found that the special food here can speed up the recovery ability of the healing factor, even the burned skin now has a tendency to gradually heal, which makes Wade, who has been unable to seek medical treatment, extremely excited, even if he knows that he has cheated Nie Bao's money, he has to risk being asked for debts, to eat and drink, and after eating, he wipes his mouth and says bad things about Nie Bao, of course, he is indeed not a good thing, but this does not mean that Wade's character is good.