Chapter 80: My Hobby Is Cannibalism
The curtain general held the glass fragments and stroked them over and over again, and kept reading them in pieces.
"Niangniang really didn't lie to me, no wonder she didn't let me leave the quicksand river, it turned out that Niangniang had long expected that someone would send me after finding the fragments, I just had to wait here, I didn't have to search hard, Niangniang was really considerate of her subordinates, waiting for me everywhere!"
The words of the general of the rolling shutter, Hui Mian heard it word for word, looking at his face, which was as black as the bottom of the pot.
"I'm so angry, I feel like I'm strangling him!" Hui Mian gritted his teeth and looked at the roller blinds viciously.
'I worked hard, fought to the death to get the glass fragments, and was actually understood by this guy as the arrangement of the old woman of the queen mother, I was really angry with the baby! ’
The roller shutter regarded this matter as providence, and this 'providence' made Huimian unable to refute or explain clearly, so he could only sulk there alone.
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The general of the curtain took the glass fragments, and waved there for a long time, and after a long time, he was 'satisfied', so he put away the glass fragments, and then ran to Hui Mian's side, and excitedly gave Hui Mian a big bear hug.
"Thank you so much, Venerable, such a great kindness is beyond words, if there is anything to send you in the future, just say that as long as I can do it, I will never refuse." The Roller Shutter General made a promise.
"I want you to go to the west to learn scriptures, but you don't listen!" Hui Mian pursed his lips.
Hui Mian was hugged by the curtain and rolled his eyes, he struggled to break free, if he was hugged by the other party like this, Hui Mian's small body would have to be broken up by him.
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In the following time, Hui Mian sat on the ground with the roller shutter general, and Hui Mian took out his daughter red that he bought in the town and drank with the roller blind.
After all, the curtain general is a sand monk in the five-person group, and he is one of Hui Mian's childhood idols, although he was half angry with the other party after meeting, but aside from their differences, there are many topics to talk about between the two of them.
For example, what does the Heavenly Palace look like, and whether those immortals really don't eat fireworks in the world, and they look like fairies.
For example, are the seven fairies in the sky as beautiful as flowers, what do they usually like to do, what hobbies they have, what kind of men they like, and so on.
Of course, the above are all topics that Hui Mian likes, and the general is talking about what delicious things are in the quicksand river, what kind of people and demon beasts he has eaten, compared to demon beasts, he prefers to eat people, especially the little girl with fine skin and tender meat...
Huimian found that the interests and hobbies of the two people are really different, except for drinking, the two can't talk together at all.
"This guy's hobby is cannibalism..."
Huimian's hands trembled, he didn't dare to take the wine out, he was afraid that if the curtain general drank it, he would use him as a snack to click, and he didn't even cry.
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After a drink, the two of them talked hotly, but basically they were both drinking and talking, and they seemed to be chatting hotly, but in fact, they were not on the same channel at all.
While he was drinking, Hui Mian suddenly heard a sound in the distance, as if someone was running and shouting.
"The river... River God... My lord, help..."
A woman's voice came flutteringly.
"River God? Is there a river god here too? Hui Mian Zou frowned and wondered.
Because someone called for help, Hui Mian stopped drinking and he stood up.
The general was already a little drunk at this time, he stretched out his finger and pointed at himself and said: "Your Holiness doesn't know, I once saved two women before, because the body is a fish demon and often stays in the water, so they are regarded as river gods!" ”
The words of the rolling shutter surprised Hui Mian a little.
This one is full of research, how to eat people more delicious fish demon, he actually has time to save people, this is really the sun coming out in the west!
"Are you sure you're saving people, not studying how to eat people?" Hui's face was full of disbelief.
When the roller shutter heard this, his head shook like a rattle.
"Those two women were chased and killed by the demon beast, I happened to be hungry at the time, so I ate the demon beast, and I wanted to eat the two women together, but for some reason, after seeing one of the women, I couldn't speak, and finally had to let them leave."
"Hehe... Sure enough, your original intention was not to save people at all..."Hui Mian sweated profusely.
The curtain burped twice, paused and said, "Listen to this voice, it should be one of the two women, I don't know what happened to her?" I used to come and bring me something to eat, but I wonder if I brought something good this time!"
He yawned, his eyes were drunk, but he still thought about the delicious food, a complete foodie.
Hui Mian was still worried that the roller shutter would take the opportunity to eat the woman, but now listening to what the other party said, it is obvious that the woman is not the first time to come, and the two sides have been peaceful, and it is estimated that the roller shutter will not eat this woman.
Call...
Hui Mian couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
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As she spoke, the woman ran over.
The person who came was a girl in her twenties, ordinary in appearance, plainly dressed, with a small face red from running away, her head covered with sweat, and she was out of breath.
"Lord River God, hurry... Hurry up and save Sister Ah Zi, our village chief, ask her to sacrifice to the sky..."
The girl ran over and threw herself down beside the roller blinds, her eyes were misty with tears, and her voice was choked and pleaded.
"What! How can this be reasonable, your village chief is so bold that he dares to sacrifice my Ah Zi sister to the sky, are you tired of living, see if I don't eat him! The shutter was furious when he heard this.
The girl seemed to have found the backbone of the heart, and her heart was not so panicked, she swallowed her saliva and continued: "It's just... I told the village chief, Sister Ah Zi is a friend of the river god, how can you use her to sacrifice to the sky, aren't you afraid of the river god's sin? ”
"But the village chief said, what is the river god, Sister Ah Zi is going to send it to the sky to be a concubine for Erlang Shenjun, even if there are ten river gods, it is not worth one toe of Erlang God, you are not angry when you say this."
The girl said that she was talking about the sound and color, and she thought that after she said the words of the village chief's contempt for the river god, the river god would be angry, and then she would go to the rescue quickly.
But the girl didn't pay attention, the general of the curtain was originally full of anger, and he was rolling up his arms and sleeves, ready to save people.
But when the curtain heard Erlang Shenjun, the person was stunned for a moment, and the anger on his face disappeared, and in his place, it was a kind of fear and panic!
The changing girl of the curtain was unaware, and she was still cursing the village chief in a chattering manner.