Chapter 265: Gold Medal Salesman
Chen Fan couldn't sleep peacefully, curled up on the bed until the sky was dark, and saw that light seeped in from the bed curtain, so he simply lifted the quilt and got up.
"If it goes on like this, I'm going to die suddenly, no, no...."Chen Fan looked in the mirror in front of the washbasin and was startled by his dark circles.
"It's all this damn card, how comfortable it was when I didn't have it before, it tastes good, sleeps good, and now it's good." Chen Fan clapped his hands lightly, put on a posture of singing, and prepared to improvise a part.
"October drops~Autumn wind~Different kind of seer~" Chen Fan opened his throat and snorted, not knowing what he was singing.
It's rare to have breakfast today, since he got used to going to bed late, Chen Fan's number of early wakes has plummeted, and he can catch the last train for breakfast at first, and then he will simply make a lunch together.
Walking into the canteen, there were only a few people in line, and the aunts at the window warmly greeted them over, which was completely different from the previous overcrowding and ignoring it, Chen Fan took a basket of xiaolongbao that he liked to eat, and sat in the corner with a cup of soy milk.
"Yay? The canteen is also in the advertising business? ”
Chen Fan was attracted by the advertisement posted on the table, the thin piece of cardboard was wrapped like a flyer from a high-end club outside, and the pink girl was looming, suggesting that it was very strong, and he leaned closer, thinking that he could recognize what was written on it.
"Four reasons to make a deal with the devil...."
Halfway through the reading, Chen Fan felt that something was wrong, and dared to love this demon who started his sales work early in the morning.
"Fuck you, Title Party." Chen Fan deliberately turned his body to the other side, out of sight and out of mind.
After having breakfast in a hurry, Chen Fan first ran to the classroom to occupy a feng shui treasure, and then changed into a small vest of the Discipline Inspection Department, and obediently waited at the door to catch the late.
"The number of people is wrong, is there one less?" Chen Fan nodded and gently questioned the other party's squad leader.
The squad leader patted his head and suddenly realized: "Oh, there's a leave of absence, you wait, the fake note is in my bag." ”
"Thank you for your cooperation." Chen Fan took the fake note, and just as he was about to check it, he found that something was wrong.
"Shocked! A man had made a deal with a demon and had done such a thing. ”
Chen Fan's expression froze in place, frightened by the content on this leave slip.
"Huh? Is there a problem with the fake note? The squad leader looked suspicious, he looked at the fake note again, scratched his head and said, "No problem, the dates and names are all correct, and there are also signatures of counselors and seals of the college." ”
"Oh, it's fine." Chen Fan put the fake note in his pocket and hurriedly retreated.
After checking the morning reading, there was still a while before class, Chen Fan planned to make up for a refreshment first, so as not to hallucinate all the time, he used his schoolbag as a pillow, and his head fell down.
"Young man, have you thought about it, make a deal with me."
As soon as the subconscious mind occupied the dominance of the body, Chen Fan was pulled into the dream world by the demon, still a familiar formula, or a familiar greeting.
"No, I just want to be quiet now." Chen Fan's head fell, let him wind and rain, he just wanted to take a good rest at this time.
The demon continued, "As long as you nod your head, you can be as pure as you want. ”
Chen Fan simply blocked his ears, so as not to listen to the other party's broken thoughts.
In the depths of his heart, there were bursts of glamour sounds, and the warm voice of inquiry also carried the tone of Jiangnan Tannery, which was played in stereo in Chen Fan's thoughts.
"Wow, this demon is sick."
Chen Fan sat up straight in fright, fortunately, there were few people in the classroom, otherwise if he suddenly roared like that during class, he would definitely be taken care of by the teacher in the future.
There were less than 12 hours left before switching cards, and Chen Fan just leaned his head like this, occasionally squinting and taking a nap, not daring to fall asleep.
"It turns out that this is what the elder told me to recuperate, why is this damn demon so annoying." Chen Fan yawned and squeezed out two bitter tears.
"Students, let's learn about marketing."
The old professor who taught the lecture clicked on the PPT that had not been updated for many years, and the template inside was still the simple style that came with the system, retaining the strong aesthetic characteristics of the last century.
Chen Fan took out his notebook and prepared to write down the key points against the textbook, but he was amazed by the content on the PPT.
[Gold Medal Salesman Mr. Demon Teaches You How to Make One Million a Month]
[The three major ways that the devil makes a deal with the customer]
[How the Devil Taps Leads]
Chen Fan's hand holding the pen trembled slightly, he put down the pen, rubbed his eyes, and confirmed again whether he was wrong.
"Ma Dan, don't read the courseware, I'll turn the book." Chen Fan lowered his head and flipped to the corresponding page number.
【Successful Cases of Marketing - Mr. Devil's Winning Weapon】
[Mr. Devil talks about marketing, it is not advisable to buy and sell strongly, and the secret of successful trading lies in these]
"Phew, aren't you forcibly buying and selling, and you're mentally devastated?" Chen Fan was so angry that he almost spat on his book, this guy really didn't achieve his goal and vowed not to give up.
After getting out of class sullenly, Chen Fan didn't dare to look around, for fear of seeing the devil's marketing advertorials again.
Over the course of a day, the devil's various channels have been pushed more than a dozen times, and Chen Fan doesn't even dare to pick up the flyers passing by now, so he has to speed up his pace to pass, so that others can't catch up with him.
"Liberated, liberated, mom, there's still half an hour to replace him." Back in the dormitory, Chen Fan was relaxed, and after suffering so much, he was finally about to come to light.
As soon as Chen Fan turned on the computer and was about to log on to the official website of Werewolf Kill to see what activities were on Halloween, the interface just stopped on the startup desktop of indos, and the pop-up window suddenly turned into a demonic propaganda slogan.
[Join the Demon Family, you can get these benefits]
[He was poor in the past, but under the leadership of the devil, he has now become like this]
Chen Fan slammed the computer with one hand, all of which were at this juncture, but there could be no more mistakes, he called the elders, and wanted to spend the rest of his time in the chatter.
"What was the name of that crescent moon event he used in his dream before?"
"Albert's Rainbow Bridge, which is used to connect the abilities of various cards, allows you to have multiple abilities at the same time, sounds good."
Chen Fan shook his head and bowed his head politely: "This guy always wants to pull me to make a deal, is there a lack of tendons in his brain." ”
"You are the first person who refuses the devil's deal, and there is no one before or since."
I don't know if the elder is praising or hurting people, anyway, whatever comes out of his mouth, the taste will change and become elusive.
"I don't like his ability, I don't think it's very useful, it's not as good as mine." After all, Chen Fan has a bunch of abilities, so there is no need to exchange his conscience with demons.
"I think it's good, anyway, you're a conscienceless, it's better to be black thoroughly, the upper limit of the demon card is still very high, and it's much more powerful than the White Wolf King in the same state." The elder said sarcastically.
"You..." Chen Fan just wanted to refute, but his stomach ached faintly, he covered his lower abdomen and rushed into the toilet.
"I've eaten something that isn't clean, this diarrhea came too quickly like a tornado." Chen Fan pulled out two stacks of paper, and a few lines of eye-catching black characters suddenly appeared on the white tissue.
[The evil forces will never have diarrhea]
was so frightened that Chen Fan fell into the pit.