Chapter 323: Brother has a bottom line in being a man
Chu Wu sweated violently.
"I want to ask you, when did you break into my room with the intention of doing anything wrong to me?" Chu Wu was really depressed, he was in the room all night, could it be that he was sleepwalking?
"Ahh
Pear Blossom took a sip and darkened her face: "You can't arouse our interest when you're awake, let alone when you're asleep." ”
"Chu Wu, you better give us a reasonable explanation." Sophia paused and said solemnly, "Don't ruin your image in my heart." ”
"Lord Sophia really has compassion, you still have an image in your heart of this kind of person." Rika chuckled.
There seemed to be a sarcasm in her tone, the corners of Sophia's mouth twitched, she glanced at Pear Blossom, and groaned, "Pear Blossom, have we ever had a holiday between us?" ”
"Nope."
Rika did not hesitate.
"Really?"
"Nope!"
Sophia didn't squeak anymore and stared at Pear Blossom a few more times.
"Chu Wu, I'll give you another chance to explain, if you can't make it clear, then we'll ...... We will cut off all contact from now on. Lin Mumu said.
"All I can think of is that you covet my beauty and want to sleep me while I'm asleep." Chu Wudao.
I slept so hard last night that I couldn't remember anything except remember reading movies in my dreams.
"That's your explanation?" Lin Mumu's face darkened.
Chu Wu smiled helplessly: "I slept better than a pig last night, if you have to say that I entered your room and took off the underwear and underwear you were wearing, we can only go to have our fingerprints checked." ”
"Can you think of fingerprints, but you can't think of getting rid of them?" Onyx said angrily.
Chu Wu sighed: "Then what should I say, you believe that I haven't done such a perverted thing as stealing people's underwear." ”
"The evidence is conclusive, we don't believe what you say." Rika said indignantly.
Chu Wu: ......
"Brother Chu Wu, what are you arguing about?"
At this time, Ariel rubbed her sleepy eyes and walked out of Chu Wu's room.
"We're not arguing, we're just ...... Ay? Ariel, didn't you sleep with Sister Mu Mu, when did you run to my room? Chu Wu was surprised.
Lin Mumu was also stunned: "Yes, Ariel, when did you get up?" ”
"Uh..."
Ariel scratched her head: "It was when you took off your clothes, sister, I thought my sister felt that her clothes were dirty, so I wanted to help you bring them to Brother Chu Wu and let him wash them for you." ”
"What? You took my clothes? ”
Lin Mumu was dumbfounded.
"Sister Mu Mu, I didn't expect you to have the habit of undressing in the middle of the night, it's really surprising." Chu Wu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Lin Mumu and grinned lightly.
Damn.
Have you really done anything like this?
However, Ariel is only three years old, and she speaks the simplest, and it is impossible for her to tell a lie, is it ......
Thinking of this, Lin Mumu looked embarrassed, and made up the picture that Ariel said, and she was even more shy.
"Hmm."
Ariel nodded, rubbed her eyes, pointed to the three of Pear Blossom, and said in a milky voice: "Sister Pear Blossom, Sister Sophie, and Sister Onyx, they are all so strange, they can't stop getting dressed for a while, and they can't stop when they take off their clothes, which affects their sleep very much, so I'll take their clothes away, and they won't have to wear them, so they will stop and sleep." ”
Pear Blossom Three: ......
"Putting on and taking off? I'm so obedient, I even jumped off my clothes in the middle of the night, you guys are too sullen. Chu Wu made up that picture in his brain again, and then looked at the figures of Sophia and Onyx, and subconsciously swallowed saliva.
Day.
It's just fantasy, it's so hard to be calm, if ......
Grunt~
He swallowed again.
"No, I can't. From tonight onwards, I'm going to be your only spectator, dancing without anyone applauding. "Chu Wu is serious.
The three of them didn't squeak, they just glared at Chu Wu fiercely.
"Ariel, are you sure you read that right last night?" Rika couldn't imagine it, let alone accept the ridiculous thing that she would get up in the middle of the night to undress and put on her clothes again.
I don't have any impression of important things.
The same is true of Sophia and Onyx, who are equally unacceptable.
"Well, Sister Rika, I remember you most clearly." Ariel nodded.
"Huh?"
Ariel paused, raised her little hand, pointed to Pear Blossom's chest, and said, "Yours here is much smaller than Sister Sophie and Sister Onyx, Sister Sophie and Sister Onyx are ...... when they jump up."
Hearing this, Sophia and Onyx were dumbfounded.
"Well, Ariel, my sister has something fun, and it's in her room." Before Ariel could finish speaking, Sophia picked up Ariel and hurried back to the room.
Lose face.
It's such a shame.
The high priest of the dignified Holy Elf Kingdom would make such a ...... This kind of unbearable thing, moreover, was seen by a little kid, it's just ......
Sophia couldn't even think about it, she just felt too embarrassed.
"Sister Sophie, if there's anything fun, I'll play too." Chu Wu chuckled.
"Hooligans."
"Shameless."
Pear Blossom and Lin Mumu glared at Chu Wu and said a word, and rushed into Sophia's room as if they were fleeing, and took the opportunity to lock the door.
"Ariel is really ignorant, why can she only take her clothes away, she should wake up my brother, there are some things that my brother can help." Chu Wu said with regret on his face.
With a light sigh, he returned to his room.
Originally, I wanted to make up for sleep, but when I thought of those seductive pictures, where there was any sleepiness, the sleepy insect was excited.
After looking at the time, it's not early, it's time to get up.
After a simple wash, Chu Wu went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, and after nearly twenty minutes of busy work, breakfast was finally ready, and at this time, the four girls all came down from upstairs, waiting for Chu Wu fiercely one by one.
Of course, the clothes are definitely well worn.
"Holy! What are your expressions, haven't you figured things out? Is it possible that you still want to wronged good people? Chu Wu said speechlessly.
"Chu Wu, did you drugged our meal at night?" Pear blossom face ****.
"The things that Ariel said have never happened to us, except that they were drugged, it really doesn't make sense." Onyx also said.
Sophia nodded in agreement.
"Holy!"
Chu Wu was depressed: "You are insulting my character, if I want to be drugged, what wrong things will I do to you, why wait until now?" Didn't I have a chance before? Besides, Sister Mu Mu didn't eat a bite of the food I cooked last night, but she also did something abnormal, how can this be explained? ”
The four of them did not squeak, and they were all silent.
"I really didn't expect you to think of me like this, it hurts my heart so much." Chu Wu took off the apron on his body, threw it aside, and snorted lightly: "I, Chu Wu, am sometimes a bit of a hooligan, but my Chu Wu is a man, and there is a limit to how good a brother can be." ”
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ps: The title of the book has been changed, and "Crazy Daughter Country" has been changed to "Crazy Elf Island", the reason should be known to everyone. Then push the captain's new book "Diary of a Brother-in-law at the Door". The transformation of the daughter country was not very successful, and the new book returned to the original style of the captain.
(End of chapter)