Chapter 80: Wen Dan and the Method
"Hurry up." Meng Lei didn't look at the noisy bird, "What the hell do you do?" ”
"Of course there is." The noisy bird raised his head unhurriedly, and after inspecting the cave, he said slowly, "But I'm hungry now." ”
"I think the Wen Dan in this little friend's backpack is very good." The noisy bird twitched his nose, glanced at the backpack behind Meng Lei, patted his forehead as if unintentionally, and said with annoyance: "Oh, Lao Tzu has a bad memory recently, it seems that he hasn't eaten fruit for too long." ”
"Whoa." Meng Lei took out eight bags of cloth wrapped in yellow strips of cloth from his bag, and he handed one of them to the noisy bird, "How do you know I have this in my backpack." ”
"Hmph, do you need to ask?" The noisy bird raised his head disdainfully, but his right wing unceremoniously took the cloth bag, "Uncle Ben knows astronomy and geography, and knows everything in the south and the north, what is this little thing?" ”
"Hmm...", the noisy bird gobbled up the oval-shaped yellow lumpy object, muttering incessantly, "Hmm... Ga! Ga! It's been a long time since I've eaten candied Wendan, it's just... Not... This feeling..."
"Meng Lei, when did you buy these?" Philo looked at Meng Lei with some curiosity and said, "Why didn't I see it." ”
"When you went to buy breakfast, I happened to pass by a souvenir shop, so I went in and bought some." Meng Lei smiled and handed over a bag of candied Wendan made of Wendan skin to Philo, "I originally wanted to give it to you together." ”
"Together? Except for Lin Yin, Sha Liang, and Mengyue yourself. ”
"Shhhhh The arrogant swallow lying on Meng Lei's head let out a dissatisfied cry.
"Hmm... Plus Ao Guyan and me, who are you going to give the other two? Philo weighed the bag of candied bundan in his hand and placed it on the rock beside him.
"Daikai and Kirbymon." Meng Lei said without thinking, and stood up after putting all the remaining candied Wendan into his backpack, "I am a little concerned about the situation of Daihai, as for the little Kirbymon, it helped me win the storage bag, I think the sweet candied Wendan, it should like it." ”
"Little Kirbymon? Is that the chubby dun? Philo stretched out his right arm, held down the claws of the noisy bird that secretly stretched out to his bag, and then looked at Meng Lei calmly and said, "Speaking of which, it ran away after the frozen bird appeared." ”
"Well, the situation was dangerous, so I let it go back first." Meng Lei ignored the deep eyes of the noisy bird looking at him, and snatched Philo's bag from under the noisy bird's beak, "Have you figured it out, this bag is not yours." ”
"Gah! Ga! It's so stingy, you won't have a girlfriend like this! Of course, there will be no boyfriend either. The noisy bird flapped its wings and combed its feathers neatly, "Tell me where you are now." ”
"Where?" Meng Lei tilted his head and glanced at the noisy bird, wondering if it was sleeping stupidly, "Yunshui Academy in the Orange Islands, what's wrong?" You don't know where you're being held? ”
"What? Yunshui Academy! The noisy bird suddenly became excited, its eyes were bright, and its wings danced in a circle, "Ga! Ga! No wonder I'm back in this place! It's a familiar taste. ”
"What do you mean? Weren't you here before? Philo asked, puzzled.
"You can ask questions that are not nutritious." The noisy bird glanced at Philo with great vigour, and with a round green belly, he turned around and jumped on a higher rock, "When the alpaca appeared in Sinnoh, Uncle Ben and those pig teammates all ran there, but I didn't expect to be served in a pot." ”
"Fortunately, Uncle Ben is witty, and with his three-inch tongue, he will influence the alpaca, so that it is willing to let go of killing and enter the arms of my Buddha." The noisy bird was full of passion and chirped loudly.
"So in the end, you were still sealed by someone else?" Philo dismisses the noisy bird's boasting, but mocks mercilessly, and then he seems to remember one thing again, "By the way, what is an alpaca?" ”
"It was an accident! Accident understands? The noisy bird hurriedly defended, and when he heard Philo's last question, the noisy bird's eyes rolled and he thought about it: "That's our honorific title for it, for example, when I see a young man like you with amazing bones, I feel at first glance that you have deep roots in wisdom and are blessed with spiritual fate." ”
"I can't help but call you an alpaca." The noisy bird looked at Philo with an obsessive face, staring at Philo until goosebumps were about to come out, but fortunately, the noisy bird retracted his expression again, sighed and said: "Hey, don't talk about the future, by the way, who is the dean of Yunshui Academy now?" ”
"Ji Tianqi." Meng Lei answered.
"I've never heard of this name... Is Gu Heyang still there? The noisy bird's eyes darkened, and he buried his beak under his wings and pretended to take care of his feathers, "That guy can escape faster than anyone else." ”
"You said the third dean, there seems to be no news seven hundred years ago." Philo seemed to know this man, and looked up at the noisy bird, "I heard that he resigned from the dean position automatically. ”
"Seven hundred years ago? So he lived another hundred years after that battle? The noisy bird was a little agitated, and flapped its wings angrily, "Did that guy really find that thing?" ”
"What do you mean? That man lived that long? Meng Lei was a little surprised: "Isn't the lifespan of human beings limited?" How does it sound like the age of that person, it seems to be more than one hundred and twenty years old. ”
"One hundred and forty-three years old, to be exact." "I've heard people say that this man seems to love fossil research, and that he once took something he made and lived forever," Philo explained. ”
"Vampires." Noisy Bird's tone was deep, "That guy is a vampire. ”
"What do you mean?" Meng Lei was a little curious, and leaned closer to the rocks below the noisy bird, "You said he wasn't human." ”
"No, he's human." The Noisy Bird shook his head, took a deep breath and spit it out, as if he didn't want to mention it again, and asked something else, "Do you have any account of that battle eight hundred years ago?" ”
"Yes, yes, but in the library, you have to go back to the academy's library to read it." Meng Lei leaned his back on the rock arm, his head resting on his neck and looking up at the cave above, "I always wanted to ask a question just now, how did you know that you were locked up for eight hundred years." ”
"Needless to say, uncle, the feathers on my body drop one every two years, and seventeen grow every five years, and I only need to count the number of new feathers to calculate the approximate year.
I now have a total of 2,320 new feathers on my body, so it is not wrong to say that it is 800 years, and the error will definitely not exceed two years. ”
The noisy bird casually sorted out the hair on his chest, ignoring the stunned Meng Lei and Philo on the side.
"That..."
"Okay, remember to buy more Wendan for me when I go back, Uncle Ben will be reluctant to make it difficult and act as your guardian for the time being." The noisy bird interrupted Philo's words, he glanced at Meng Lei, his wings flapped, and his head squeezed in front of Meng Lei, "I will also help you solve the matter you said." ”
"Really?"
"Of course! It's more real than real gold. The noisy bird waved his dark blue right wing impatiently, frowning, "The little guy of the ordinary department can't handle it yet, gah!" Ga! Ga! ”