Chapter 213: Lee Min-ho is a tragedy
Lee Min-ho's profession is a great summoner, a rare class. The www.biquge.info allows him to control more than five summoned beasts at the same time, and has many special means of dealing with enemies. However, the only thing that has insufficient control over summoned beasts is that they can only rely on cultivating loyalty for a long time, and they cannot have the means to forcibly control mounts like some beast masters. This is also why he is obviously a great summoner, but Li Minhao only has one mount.
The Frost Dragon kept roaring out a special language that sounded like music
Canghai and Ziyi responded in the same language, and the two dragons began to talk like this.
Five minutes passed unconsciously, and no matter how hoarse and hysterical Li Minhao was, the Frost Dragon still went its own way.
Tianyu was very calm, sitting on a chair in the rest area, drinking juice, looking like he didn't care about himself. Not to mention how laid-back!
Li Minhao pointed to the two dragons in the air who were talking enthusiastically, and said angrily: "Lance, did your mount use some demon magic?" Hurry up and stop me! I'm afraid I'll just say it, what kind of hero is it with these demon methods! ”
Tianyu looked at Li Minhao, who seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, with disdain, and said lightly: "What else do I want to ask you?" I know that our family's sea and purple clothes are extraordinarily beautiful, and this is a big arena, and your mount can't be a target here! What a system! Have you considered the feelings of our mothers-in-law! ”
"You! ・・・・・・" Li Minhao is really mad now, "You fart!" ”
Tian Yu ignored it, didn't bother to respond, and ignored it. In fact, he was also very puzzled in his heart, and he didn't know what Canghai and Ziyi were doing. However, Tian Yu is different from Li Minhao, his frost dragon has just been captured, and the relationship is average. Tianyu and Canghai and Ziyi have a "revolutionary friendship" for fifty years, so they naturally trust them very much, and they are not as anxious as Li Minhao at all.
Unconsciously, another fifteen minutes passed, and Li Minhao's voice was hoarse, still useless.
The crowd in the audience was also anxious, and they wanted to enter the arena to watch but they had to buy tickets, although the points spent were not much, but the points of no one were blown by the wind. I wanted to see the duel between the first and second centuries of the mount list, but who knew that in the end, I saw two dragons "singing", what the hell is this!
The people in the audience are gone!
"What are you doing, if you want to fight, hurry up! What to grind! ”
"I've taken all my pants off, and you're just going to let me look at this!"
"We didn't spend money to watch the two dragons 'sing', can you fight or not? You don't want to cheat money in this way! ”
The corners of Tianyu's mouth hooked a bad arc, and whispered: "Minhao, it's almost, if you continue like this, you won't be able to get money next time." I'm telling you not to do such a thing, it's hard to ride a tiger now! "It was a whisper, but in fact, the entire audience heard it.
"Your sister! It turns out that you are a Goryeo stick to cheat money! I'll just say it! ”
"Damn! Just for a little bit of points, are you like this! It's shameless! ”
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
"Refund!"
The crowd was outraged.
If it were a normal situation, the audience would not be deceived by Tian Yu's words. Now the entire 500,000 spectators waited for 20 minutes, just listening to the two dragons "singing", and became anxious and angry. It's like a powder keg, just a little bit, and I don't think about it, just vent.
Lee Min-ho was dumbfounded, obviously not expecting things to turn out like this. He was already in a hurry, and when he saw countless people scolding him, he also lost his mind, and yelled: "You are all fools, you were deceived by Lance with a word!" ”
Well, the audience was even more angry when they heard Lee Min-ho scolding them for being fools.
"You're a fool! Your whole family is a fool! ”
"You're still arrogant to lie to us! What a shame! ”
"That's, that's it, Minhao Oba, how can you do this!"
At this moment, Tian Yu stood up and said righteously: "Okay, okay, everyone has something to say, don't scold people, everyone is a civilized person!" Don't throw anything away! ”
Li Minhao was stunned when he saw Tianyu standing up and helping himself, but when he heard the words behind him, he also regained his senses and then reacted, everything is Lance doing ghosts!
His eyes breathed fire, "Lance, you! ・・・・・・”
Puff -
Eggs splashed.
A rotten egg hit Lee Min-ho in the face, slimy and disgusting.
Tian Yu's words were ostensibly to stop everyone, but in fact, they were a subtle reminder. The viewers who lost their minds immediately thought, yes, we can throw things! I couldn't afford to be cheap to that Goryeo liar, so I did it.
Shenji City really can't do it, but throwing this kind of thing doesn't count, because it won't cause physical harm to Li Minhao at all, and as for the heart, it doesn't belong to the system.
In an instant, rotten eggs, rotten vegetable leaves, and rotten socks flew around.
That's 500,000 people, and Lee Min-ho was instantly submerged.
"Everyone, calm down, don't throw it away, Minhao is just a lard blindfolded, let's give him another chance?"
"Stop! Stop it! ”
Tian Yu said righteously, ran faster than anyone else, and retreated to the rest area.
Tianyu laughed in his heart, aren't you very good at Goryeo sticks! You try another cow!
"Eh, what are you doing on your knees?" Tian Yu looked at the four of Liu Guan and Zhang Zhuge who knelt neatly in a row.
The four of them were stunned when they heard this, and their faces were full of doubts, "Yes, why did we kneel?" ”
Only then did they react, Liu Guan and Zhang Zhuge bowed neatly, and said in unison: "Great God, take our knees!" ”
Then he hugged Tianyu's thighs in unison, his face full of tears, and he looked like he had finally found the leader.
"Leader, join our Goddess of Light!" Zhang Fei.
"Leader, we need you!" Guan yu.
"Long live poor milk!" Liu Bei.
"Poor milk your sister, do these two things have anything to do with each other?" Zhuge Liang.
Tian Yu was speechless, and complained: "Hugging your thighs is a tradition for your Holy Light Goddess Alliance?" ”
"Makes sense!" Liu Bei said.
"Makes sense you're big!" Zhuge Liang collapsed.
Zhang Fei stood up and introduced, "This thin bamboo pole is my eldest brother Liu Bei, the president of the Holy Light Goddess Alliance. This fat man is my second brother Guan Yu, the vice president of the Holy Light Goddess Alliance. This handsome guy is Zhuge Liang, the vice president and military advisor of our Holy Light Goddess Alliance. ”
"I'm not from your Holy Light Goddess Alliance, I was obviously forcibly captured by you!" Zhuge shouted.
A "boom" interrupted the conversation of several people.
"Enough of you!" Lee Min-ho's magic explosion shook a large pile of garbage away, the dress on his body was full of slimy liquid, emitting a foul smell, and his well-groomed hair was messy, and those who didn't know thought he was a street beggar.
Everyone in the audience couldn't help but pause when they looked at the imposing Li Minhao.
Puff -
A Huaxia player secretly threw a rotten egg and hit Lee Min-ho in the back of the head. Rotten eggs, rotten vegetable leaves, these things are provided by the Grand Arena, one can be exchanged for points.
Li Minhao turned around and roared angrily, "Who is it!" ”
But no one answered.
In desperation, he could only spend a lot of exchange points to open the protective enchantment, surround the entire battlefield, and prevent other players from sneaking attacks.
Tianyu secretly regrets that if Li Minhao loses his mind and does it to the audience, he will be honored to be the first person to pick up 500,000 players, no matter how strong he is, he will die.
Li Minhao stared at Tianyu deadly, his fists creaked, but he finally endured it, and he would be punished for doing it in Shenji City.
"Lance, I've written down this hatred!"
Tianyu sighed and said, "Minhao will kill himself if he commits many injustices, you have to learn a lesson in the future!" ”
"You! ・・・・・・ "Li Minhao is crazy, he has never seen such a shameless person!"
"Compared to Lance Oba, Minho is far behind, really! Why didn't I find out before! ”
"That's it, Lance Oba repays his grievances with virtue like this, Li Minhao still doesn't appreciate it, I will never be his fan again, and now I am a fan of Lance!"
"Lance Oba!"
Hearing the voices from the audience, especially the words of his compatriots who originally admired him, Li Minhao was furious in his heart and roared: "Lance Caesar, I will definitely not let you go!" Frost, shred his mount! ”
"Won't let me go?" Tian Yu shook his head disdainfully, "Look up, now I won't let you go!" ”
Li Minhao looked up, his face changed, and he saw that the Frost Dragon disappeared without a trace, and it ・・・・・・ escaped!
"How is that possible! No, it won't! How could my Frost be a Dark Gold Mount! No way! ・・・・・・" Lee Min-ho yelled in disbelief.
Tian Yu walked up to him and said coldly: "Li Minhao, you really think that the mount list belongs to your family!" Or do you think the list can be reached by cheating? I didn't want to deal with you, but you just wanted to sign a contract with you. ”
Ding, the mount battle is over, and the victor is Lance Caesar.
Tian Yu smiled slightly and whispered a few words in Li Minhao's ear.
Li Minhao was annoyed and angry, "Hmph, you think I'll do what you say!" How can it be! ”
"Really?" Tian Yu was noncommittal, lowered his head, the void connected the dots, and a virtual light curtain appeared, "I don't want too many things from you, I will accept all your diamonds, gold coins, exchange points, and tiger talismans!" Also, do as I say, and let's go! ”
"How can you! I ・・・・・・ not! I ・・・・・ stop! ”
I saw Li Minhao take off his dress in an instant, then his shirt, then his underwear, and then ・・・・・・ naked. He waved his right hand and ran while chanting slogans, his face full of solemnity, as if he was doing something sacred.
The cry from his mouth is, "I am a Goryeo stick, and the whole universe is ours!" ・・・・・・”
While chanting the slogan, he ran out.
Since that day, there has been a legend of naked running Lee in Shenji Castle.
Canghai and Ziyi's bodies shrank and returned to Tianyu's clothes.
[Master's brother, isn't this a bit excessive? 】
Tian Yu shook his head, "Let's not say it's too much. Don't look at it on the surface, although I am the god of strategy, but in the eyes of many people, I am just a novice of god control, I believe that many people want to try the taste of stepping on the god of strategy. I'm killing chickens to show monkeys, and Lee Min-ho just happened to catch up. ”
It can be explained in one sentence, there are many people who are popular.
"By the way, what did the frost dragon tell you?" Tian Yu asked.
[Didn't say anything.] It was to ask us if we were the descendants of the Eternal Ancestral Dragon, and we said no. He asked our parents again, saying that he did not mean to be an enemy of us, and he also told us about his hometown, and said that he could ask his elders for help if he had any problems.
"You've been talking for nearly half an hour?" Tian Yu asked.
[That's right]
Tian Yu's expression was strange, it turned out that the frost dragon was chattering, it doesn't matter if you talk a lot, but it can hurt your master miserably.
"Let's go, meet Ling Xuan."
"Leader, wait!" Zhang Fei and the four shouted.
"You can't leave us behind!" The four of them were in tears, "We need you!" The voice was bitter.
Tian Yu helplessly held his forehead, this group of teasers was really determined. My eyes lit up, and there were.
"As much as I would love to join the great Celestial Legion of Light, as your leader, you know I'm too busy! Well, I'm going to introduce you to my best friend, his name is Canerseus, and you may have heard his name. That's right, he's the Great Demon of Hell - Canelsius! ”
"But・・・・・・" Liu Bei hesitated.
Tian Yu followed the temptation, "You must be a single dog, right?" ”
The four nodded, "How do you know?" ”
I see that you can't find a girlfriend like this, Tian Yu said secretly in his heart.
"Canseus's title is lust, what do you think that means?"
"What?"
"It means that Canelsius is extremely strong, as long as you follow him, the girl is not ready to catch anything!" Tianyu blinked.
"That's right!" The four of them didn't know what they had in mind, their saliva flowed, and they bowed neatly, "Thank you, Great God, we understand!" ”
As he spoke, he ran shyly.
Far away in hell, Canelseus did not know that his good friend had sold him. However, with his unpredictable personality, even if he knew, he might gladly accept it.
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Ancient Realm of the Dead.
This is a special plane of the ancient realm battlefield, and legend has it that the first undead were born here, and the first undead was the undead catastrophe - Electrolux, of course, he was not called this name at that time. He thought he had mastered the mystery of death, and proclaimed himself the god of death, and then ・・・・・・ he was killed by the real god of death at that time, and after this time, he began his own journey of death.
It can be said to be a history of blood and tears, Electrolux has been defeated repeatedly, and has fought all kinds of strong men to the death. In the history of the heavens and all worlds, at his peak, he even established a great empire of the undead across dozens of planes, which was once stronger than the Divine Island and Hell at that time. And then, yes, under his death, the empire fell apart. That time, he almost died.
Countless years have passed, and the pace of undead disasters has not stopped, but miraculously, he has not died until now!
Both he and the Lord of Destruction were sealed in the planes of the Ancient Domain Battlefield, and it was clear that the Lord of Destruction was relatively powerful, but the treatment of the Undead Scourge was much worse in comparison. Electrolux's body and soul were divided into seven parts and sealed in seven places on the Ancient Battlefield Battlefield, while the Lord of Destruction was sealed as if symbolic, and only a part of his soul was sealed in the Ancient Battlefield Battlefield. The rest of her body and soul were sealed in hell, but there were several seals. At least not like Electrolux, who still didn't know where his other six bodies were sealed.
It can only be said that Electrolux has died too many times, and his ability to attract hatred is unmatched. Even the oldest, darkest, and most evil Lord of Destruction is ashamed of himself.
In the deepest part of the Ancient Realm of the Undead, there is a shrine, which is the sealing site of the Undead Scourge's head.
Countless undead rebelled against the creatures tied into rice dumplings and placed them on the altar, slitting their throats and splattering blood, releasing all their blood. There are all kinds of creatures in these creatures, including humans, orcs, elves, sea tribes, demons, and even some low-level gods (level 110 and above). The altar emitted an eerie red light, and the blood quickly disappeared without a trace, as if swallowed by something.
This bloody memorial has been going on for a whole year, and I don't know how many innocent lives have died because of it.
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