Chapter 16: Tonight, Come to My House
"Huh? Chu Wu, what's wrong with you? Li Shan asked.
"Oh, I was thinking, there's still a month until the fifth day of July, so won't the breath tax start now?" Chu Wu said lightly.
"Every year the Queen's birthday party starts a month in advance, didn't you notice that the street had already begun to paint the slogans?"
Chu Wu thought for a moment, and then said, "Oh, it's some new slogans. What 'phoenix dances in the sky, gives birth to a noble girl early', I thought it was an advertisement from an infertility hospital. ”
The corners of Li Shan's mouth twitched: "You guy, I'm really worried about you, can you live until the queen's birthday?" ”
"Does her birthday have anything to do with us? In addition to exploiting us. ”
"Of course it matters, the Queen's birthday is a national holiday, and we fourth-class citizens can also have a day off."
Chu Wu sweated slightly: "Are you complacent about this?" ”
"Chu Wu, you don't know, many people don't have a chance to come to Tiandao to be a fourth-class citizen. Each year, there is a limit to the number of laborers that the Kingdom can purchase from other countries. ”
"I don't want to come to this kind of ghost place, I want to go back to Huaxia before my birthday!" Chu Wu paused, and his expression was also a little melancholy: "But how should I leave?" In the past two days, I've deduced all the possibilities I know, but I can't get out of here in a month. ”
Li Shan thought for a moment, and then said, "I don't have any shortcuts." If there were, I would have left long ago. To be honest, while I haven't completely become numb, while I still retain a little bit of manly dignity, I also want to return to Huaxia. I want to confess to my goddess Lin Momo, even though she doesn't know me. ”
Chu Wu: ......
At this time, Li Shan said again: "Chu Wu, you can go to Huajie and ask." There is a lot of information there. ”
"Flower Street?"
"Yes, that's where men look for flowers and willows. But the lady there does not take the business of fourth-class citizens, so as not to be implicated, you should pay attention to yourself. Li Shan said.
"How do you get out?"
"You're just in the right place. Tomorrow is the weekend, and according to labor law, we have half a day off. When the time comes, you can go to Flower Street. But be sure to come back before 10 p.m., or you'll be on arrest warrant. Li Shan said.
Chu Wu nodded.
At this moment, a voice suddenly scolded: "Li Shan, what are you whispering about when you don't work?!" ”
Chu Wu turned his head to glance, and it was the policewoman who rode a Harley-Davidson motorcycle on the day he first came to the mine.
It seems to be called Song Li.
Like Rouran, she is a female mine policeman in the mining area where Chu Wu is located.
Although Song Li's appearance is not bad, her breasts are a little small, and her arrogant posture is really unpleasant.
As if sensing that Chu Wu was looking at her, Song Li immediately walked over.
This time, instead of a baton, she was holding a long whip.
"Chu Wu, let's go." The fat man hurriedly said.
Chu Wu was unmoved.
Song Li walked in front of Chu Wu, without saying a word, raising the whip at Chu Wu is whip.
Chu Wu avoided it lightly.
Song Li's movements are like pediatrics compared to those Siberian tigers.
After being avoided by Chu Wu, Song Li looked very annoyed, and whipped a few more times in succession, but was easily dodged by Chu Wu.
"Miss Policeman, the elves have extralegal privileges, do you have them too?" Chu Wu frowned slightly.
"I didn't break the law!" Song Li gasped lightly and said coldly.
"Isn't it illegal to innocently whip law-abiding citizens? It's still five minutes before the start of work. Which law in the Kingdom says that you must work during non-working hours? Chu Wu said lightly.
Song Li choked, and then said angrily: "What the old lady said is the king's law!" ”
Chu Wu grinned: "If your words are heard by the two elven envoys, I'm afraid it will be a little troublesome, right?" ”
Song Li's face changed greatly, and she immediately covered her mouth tightly.
In this country, what is said is the king's law, and there is only the queen.
Normally, there is nothing wrong with saying this.
But at this time, the two elves on the mine were angry, and they were in a very unhappy mood.
If they use this as an excuse to catch themselves angry, they can only admit it.
Song Li took two steps closer to Chu Wu, then lowered her voice and said, "If you dare to talk nonsense..."
Chu Wu rudely interrupted Song Li's words: "Officer Song, it seems that your handle fell into my hands." ”
"You!" Song Li took a deep breath and said coldly, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Didn't want to do anything. Okay, it's time to work, and I'm going to work. ”
After Chu Wu finished speaking, he waved his hand and left.
Song Li's face was gloomy, and then she turned to leave.
On the other side, Chu Wu was working, and Sakura flew over again and sat on Chu Wu's nose.
Chu Wu became more and more suspicious that this little elf was plotting against his nose!
"You guy is really troublemaker, you've only been in the mine for two days and you've already provoked a few mine policemen, do you still want to live a good life in the future?" Sakura's little ghost taught Chu Wu a big lesson.
"They provoked me first." Chu Wu paused, and said angrily: "Sakura-chan, if you are idle, why don't you help me work?" By the way, I don't know what kind of attribute you have."
"Confidentiality. Besides, without the elves, our abilities are just a piece of waste paper, and I can't use my abilities myself. Sakura said.
"Ha, what a useless elf."
"Ahh You even say I'm useless! I'm telling you, I'm going to be..."
"One Piece man?"
"That's right! Ahh Wrong! Sakura took a deep breath and said, "I'm going to be the legendary woman of the elven world!" ”
Chu Wu rolled his eyes: "The lazy one is like a pig, and it is almost the same as a legend in the lazy spirit world!" ”
"What a faux pas! I'm diligent or not, I sleep because, because... That's right! Sakura's eyes lit up, her right hand was half clenched into a fist, and then she gently knocked on the palm of her left hand: "I'm practicing Sleeping Arhat Boxing." ”
Chu Wu: ......
After a while, Chu Wu closed his hands, closed his eyes, and did not speak.
"Chu Wu, what are you doing?" Sakura said curiously.
"A moment of silence for your poor master."
"Humph! Stupid Chu Wu, don't ask me to help you cheat in the future! ”
With that, Sakura flew away in a huff.
Time passed quickly, and when I went to the restaurant at noon, Red Beans came to meet me.
Although he passed by Chu Wu, Hongdou didn't look at Chu Wu at all.
Rouran, who was not far away, happened to see this scene, and sighed lightly in her heart: "As the rumors described, once Hongdou sleeps with a man, he will be abandoned immediately." Hongdou was still interested in Chu Wu yesterday, but today he is like a stranger, and he doesn't even want to look at Chu Wu. ”
Although the reputation is not good, the place where the red bean passes still attracts the attention of a large number of men.
Most of the hormones in the air are also induced by red beans.
The first stunner of the Doss mine, worthy of its name.
Chu Wu didn't say anything.
When he entered the labor restaurant, he opened the note in his hand while no one was paying attention.
This is when I rubbed shoulders with red beans before, and red beans were quietly stuffed into my hands.
There was only a very simple sentence on the note: Tonight, come to my house.