Chapter 178: The Little Prince Defeats the Crown Prince with Rou Kegang
"Ouch! You hit me? ”
Outside the living room, there was a scream of pain from the crown prince.
Fang Jishi and Lao Tzu stopped arguing and looked outside. Only then did I realize that before I knew it, it was already dark, and torches were lit outside, and oil lamps were lit in the living room.
How did the day come about? Both were a little confused.
That's how the two spent their time arguing, and as for what happened in between, neither of them remembered.
Input? What is input? It's called input!
How did the two eat? How does the eunuch serve? Or how they called the little eunuch. And also! All this was arranged by the crown prince Ji Meng or the little prince Ji Lu? Can't remember either?
It's true! What happened in the middle, things that had nothing to do with the content of the discussion, were all "amnesia" by the two.
"The little prince! Come on! The Little Prince! Come on! The Little Prince! Come on......"
In the courtyard, the little eunuchs became cheerleaders one by one, cheering for the little prince.
"Hey, hey! I don't believe it? I can't take care of you yet? The crown prince said unconvinced.
"The little prince! Come on! The Little Prince! Come on! Come on! Come on......"
Fang Jishi and Lao Tzu, who were awakened by the noise outside, couldn't help but stand up and walked towards the courtyard.
They know! The prince and the little prince competed at the instigation of the eunuchs, not really fighting. Furthermore! The crown prince and the little prince were born and raised by the same parents, so they will not be serious.
It can be heard from the voice and momentum that the prince, who has already become an adult, may lose, lose to the little prince who is not yet an adult. But! The crown prince is unconvinced, he must win, and he must save face. So! The competition began.
After all, the little prince is a child, and he is no match for his brother in height and strength. But! In terms of technique, he is very confident. Psychologically, he also has the spirit of not admitting defeat. So! He didn't speak, struggling to cope.
Fang Jishi and Lao Tzu came to the door and stood in a dark corner looking at the two.
Saw! The crown prince Ji Meng was like a wrestler on the Mongolian steppe, spreading his arms and pounced on the little prince Ji Kuo.
The little prince Ji Kuo was like a lamb in front of the prince Ji Meng, dodging here for a while, and dodging there for a while.
"Ahaha! You can't run! ”
Suddenly! The crown prince pounced, hugged the little prince Ji and pressed him down.
The little prince Ji was defeated to win, and the moment he fell to the ground, he rolled to the side, dodging the frontal pressure. At the same time, he also hugged one of the arms of the crown prince Ji Meng. Another golden cicada broke out of its shell and broke free from under the crown prince Ji Meng.
But! The little prince Ji Kuo, who escaped the catastrophe, did not stop there, on the contrary! He hugged the arm of the crown prince Ji Meng, and his body spun around and sat on the body of the prince Ji Meng. Moreover! Twist the arm of the crown prince Ji Meng.
"Ouch! Pain! Pain! Pain! Ouch yo ......" Prince Ji jerked his arm and screamed in pain again.
Seeing the little prince's unskilled movements, Fang Jishi was surprised: this little prince Ji Kuo unintentionally used tactics in judo!
"Let it go! Let go! Let go! It hurts me to death! Ouch! ......"The crown prince was defeated and had to admit defeat.
When the little prince saw that he had defeated the prince's brother Ji Meng in the chaos, he let go of his hands and got up from him.
Seriously! Although he won both times, he felt that he had won in a muddle.
He had to admit in his heart that he couldn't beat the prince's brother. His win was a complete fluke!
When the prince saw that the little prince had let go and got up from him, he suddenly rolled over, jumped up, and threw himself at his unsuspecting brother. The pounce was successful, and Ji Kuo fell to the ground. And then! One ass sits on Ji Kuo's back.
"You've lost! Ji Kuo! Fight me! Fight you to death! The crown prince couldn't help but announce loudly and proudly.
"You're a fool! You? The little prince said as he struggled.
In front of this behemoth, no matter how much he struggles, it will be ineffective in the end.
"Who's cheating? Who cheated on it? ”
"You're a fool! I won't beat you, you still fight! ”
"You didn't kill me, so I'm naturally going to fight again?"
"You're fooling!"
"When you fight with the enemy, you let the enemy go, and the enemy will let you go?"
"You are not an enemy! You're my brother! ”
"We're jousting! We are the enemy when we compete! ”
"Drills are real battles! The Little Prince! You've lost! Fang Jishi stepped forward and said.
"The little prince! You've lost! You still don't throw in the towel? Lao Tzu followed behind Fang Jishi and also walked over, saying as he walked.
The little prince choked in humiliation and had to admit defeat.
He heard it, and the martial arts teacher asked him to admit defeat. And what about the liberal arts teachers! He was also asked to admit defeat. Why? Lao Tzu, a liberal arts teacher, repeatedly taught him to avoid its edge and pretend to be compared.
Since you want me to admit defeat, then I'll pretend to admit defeat!
In order to protect myself, I had to admit defeat! In order to pretend to be than! I had to throw in the towel!
Furthermore! When I was fighting with the prince's brother Ji, I really didn't have a bottom in my heart, I was not the opponent of the prince's brother, although I won by luck.
"You lose, but you're not ashamed! You're young, you're not yet an adult. In terms of strength, in terms of height, there is a difference! You know what? When you grow up, you should be able to draw with the prince! ”
Fang Jishi came to the little prince's side, hugged the little prince Ji Kuo, and persuaded him.
The little prince's heart felt much better, and he nodded silently.
Lao Tzu also nodded towards the little prince Ji Kuo, expressing affirmation.
The little prince felt much more comfortable when he saw that the liberal arts teacher also helped him.
"Brother! I lost! You win! After the little prince understood the truth, he came to the prince's brother and admitted that he had lost.
"This is my good brother! Hey! That's it! I am both your brother and the prince! Can you not let me win? The crown prince said happily.
This prince! is really a lover of personality, don't talk nonsense. In his heart, he still admitted that he didn't defeat his younger brother just now. It's just that! For the sake of face, he resorted to deception and saved a little face.
The prince patted his clothes, came to Fang Jishi, smiled and said, "The teacher said! Beauty is a steel knife that cuts meat! Ahem, ahem! I admit it! I'm weak, and I can't breathe just two times! Ahem, ahem! Later! Prince Ben will never watch science and education films again! cough cough cough ......"
"This is called 'the mourning army will win,' or 'overcoming the strong with softness'. Very normal! Normal! Well! Lao Tzu nodded to himself.
According to the fact that the little prince had won just now, he was thinking about his philosophy again.
Philosophers, three sentences do not leave the profession, everywhere can understand philosophy.
(End of chapter)