Chapter 810: Honey, You Haven't Slept Yet, Haven't You?
Although the sticks in the public opinion environment did their best to criticize Vardy, and complained about Vardy's atrocities to the world, the real impact was minimal, and everyone watched it as a joke and a joke.
Is Vardy's crazy goal an atrocity? Is it a crime?
Then we'd rather Vardy be heinous!
You say Vardy insults Korean traditions, insults taekwondo?
This is not an insult, anyway, taekwondo is not elegant.
In terms of actual combat ability, it is not as good as boxing, just a few movements of fist embroidery legs, a boxer can knock off a swing fist and chin for you;
In terms of cultural heritage, taekwondo is not as good as Chinese martial arts, the real profound is Chinese kung fu, and taekwondo is just some skins.
You should be content, Vardy is just teasing him with taekwondo, you think you have very few grooves on your sticks?
The kimchi that does not change all year round, the beauty under the shadow of the sword......
It's good that Vardy didn't tease you with that!
Anyway, Vardy is on the side of justice, and the sticks have always played the opposite role, and this game is a typical popcorn movie, with the protagonist defeating the villain as the final ending, and everyone is happy.
Vardy is also in no mood to fight with the clubs, and England are preparing for a battle with the Netherlands, even if Vardy does not see the Netherlands as a threat, but he cannot take it lightly.
After all, the Netherlands still has top stars, and top stars also have the ability to change the situation of the game at any time, and no one dares to guarantee that England will definitely eat the Netherlands.
Vardy had thought that Sneijder would call him, if not provocatively, at least let loose the cruel words, the two have won two Champions League titles together at Inter in the past two seasons, and mutual scolding has long been a daily occurrence.
However, since Sneijder did not call, it can only be said that this thing is holding his back and preparing to take on Vardy on the pitch.
Yes, if you don't call me, I can't call you!
Vardy picked up the phone and dialed Sneijder, such a treatment, even if the president and the little fat man have not enjoyed it, only Elena, a real girlfriend and a prospective fiancée, can enjoy it.
Thinking of Yelena, Vardy's face was instantly full of tenderness, maybe at this time Elena was taking care of her daughter gently, and she really wanted to fly in front of her and give her a kiss hard.
The phone was connected, and Vardy was still immersed in the situation just now, and said softly: "Honey, haven't slept yet?" How is the baby? ”
Sneijder, who was on the other end of the phone, had planned to exchange sprays with Vardy, but he had already brewed emotions, and just opened his mouth, he was calmed by Vardy's fleshy tone.
A bewildered face!
What's going on?
My dear?
Baby?
Goosebumps all over my body!
There was only one panicked thought in Sneijder's mind - Vardy's true nature was finally exposed?
"Well, you know, although I don't discriminate against that too much, I just want to live an ordinary life, I'm not that profligate, so, you know......"
Sneijder said cautiously, for fear of angering Vardy, and then making Vardy even more irritable to the point of losing his mind, he was really afraid that when he returned to the Inter training ground in the future, Vardy would press him on the turf and start snapping.
Vardy also reacted at this time, and was embarrassed, if anyone was around him, he would definitely be able to see his flushed face.
Jinnyima was so embarrassed.
In the end, it was still funny to the extreme, and he reacted immediately, pretending that nothing had happened: "Mua, hang up first, I'll call Wesley, and we'll talk later!" ”
Only then did Snead let out a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Vardy was not perverted, it turned out that he was just calling his female ticket, which really scared him half to death.
Of course, Sneijder has chosen to ignore the fact that Vardy only has one phone call.
Then the painting style between the two was much more normal, and the two of them who were going to complain about each other didn't have much thought, and put down the phone after a few words of greeting.
Scratch your head, forget it, let's call Yelena!
......
7 July, Green Point Stadium, Cape Town
The time and place are there, and the three elements are still missing a character, so who is the protagonist?
- Naturally, it was to tease Vardy.
In the tunnel, Vardy and Sneijder sat shoulder to shoulder as if nothing had happened last night, but the awkward conversation between the two made it feel as if they were not in the same world.
"Have you eaten?"
"Eaten, what about you?"
"Well, I ate it too!"
"It's a nice day!"
"yes, there is no rain today......"
......
Everyone is far away from these two neuropaths, for fear of being infected by their IQ.
But when the two separated, the light in Sneijder's eyes flashed faintly.
No one wants to lose, and Sneijder is no exception.
He knows Vardy's quality very well and was once desperate because of it, and being in the same era as Vardy is a sad thing for all opponents.
But this does not mean that he and the Netherlands will surrender without a fight, if they admit defeat when they meet a strong opponent, then there will not be so many classic battles in the world in which the weak defeat the strong, those are the victory of the great will of mankind.
Sneijder wants to beat Vardy in the open, but there is one person in the Dutch team who is thinking about crookedness, and that is the old man Arjen Robben.
Once Vardy had several encounters with the green-haired Robben during his time at Manchester United, but Robben, who had not become bald and had not become stronger, was not Vardy's opponent at all, and his offensive ability was thrown off eight major roads, and he was even abused by Vardy to open the Vardy area.
Finally leaving Chelsea and finally not having to be abused by Vardy, Robben gradually swelled.
The perfect in-cut and chic getaway, it is estimated that Vardy will not be able to stop himself.
Now you don't have to be abused, you always have to find a chance to get back the field that was abused in the past, otherwise how will you mix in the future?
So this game is the best chance to make a name for yourself, beat Jamie Vardy, and lead the Netherlands to a victory over England to reach the final, which I will be proud of for the rest of my life.
If Vardy had known what Robben had in mind, he would have rolled with laughter.
Robben is just underbeaten, and he always thinks that he is an old man, so he can push any car.
Even if Vardy doesn't clean him up, someone will clean him up after a while, and the grumpy but funny crush king will punch him hard in the dressing room.
"Uh, I just hit the door!"
If it weren't for Ribery's unabashed account of the conflict, I'm afraid Luo Laohan would have explained the bruises on his face in this way.
What a punch!