After the driver complained about the national pig, he began to praise Liu Yun from the bottom of his heart: "Old Liu, you are different." Dare to fight on the field. My son and I watched one of your matches in the finals of the Chinese Academy on the Tomato Video Network. When I saw you drag your injured leg and insist on taking a free kick, my son and I were very moved. I told my son, this is called a real man! When you grow up, you must be a man like Liu Yun! ”

Liu Yun said modestly: "It's nothing, I just did what a player should do." ”

The driver and Liu Yun chatted without a match. Arrived at the destination unconsciously.

Liu Yun took out the fare, but the driver didn't take his money. Liu Yun had no choice but to throw the money in the back seat and get out of the car quickly.

On the court, the brothers of the Fisherman's Restaurant were training.

Liu Yun walked to the sidelines and shouted: "Seinfeld! ”

Seinfeld turned his head and said, "Say! Lao Liu is back, brothers, our big star is back! ”

Seinfeld, Su Ziqiang and other teammates rushed up and rushed to hug Liu Yun.

After everyone finished hugging, Seinfeld shouted, "Brothers, the morning training is over!" Go to the fisherman's restaurant and wash the dust for our big stars! ”

Everyone came to the fisherman's restaurant, and Seinfeld asked the waiter to serve several tables full of good wine and food. He's a very attentive person. specially asked his fat wife Chunfang to pick up Liu Xiaoyan at Liu Yun's house.

Everyone sat down and staggered. Liu Yun is now a professional player in League Two and can't drink, Seinfeld and they all know it, so Liu Yun drinks juice.

After three cycles of wine and five flavors, Liu Yun said to Seinfeld: "Old Song, I have something I want you to help with right now." ”

Seinfeld patted his chest: "Lao Liu, what are you talking about?" What does it mean to help? I was able to crawl out of the pit thanks to you and my brothers! If you have something, I promise to be the first to stand up! ”

Liu Yun said: "That's right, before I officially transferred to Coventry, I received a large number of endorsements from Chinese enterprises. Took a lot of endorsement fees. The club's lawyer said that I would have to go back to my country to pay taxes in this situation. Can you ask me how much tax I have to pay? ”

Seinfeld laughed, "Then you have to tell me how much you paid for endorsements." ”

Liu Yundao: "About 17 million." The endorsement fee of the ridiculous cola group of 2 million collected before is after tax, and the 17 million is before tax. ”

Hearing the figure of 17 million, the eyes of the people at the table widened.

Seinfeld's mouth was even more surprised to become an O-shape, which could literally fit an oversized cucumber.

After a long time, Seinfeld popped out a sentence: "Lao Liu, you are now an out-and-out dog!" Ha, I won't reimburse the cost of today's dinner, you have to have a treat! My good man, 17 million endorsement fees。。。。。。 How much shark fin bird's nest do I have to sell in this small restaurant to make a profit? ”

Su Ziqiang likes to drink but the amount is shallow, he is already a little drunk. He put his arm around Liu Yun's shoulder: "Old Liu, you can succeed, brothers are happy for you from the bottom of their hearts!" ”

Liu Yun said to Seinfeld: "You can help find someone who understands and ask how much tax you have to pay." ”

Seinfeld said, "Easy to do. The tax declaration of my restaurant is represented by our well-known Huaxin accounting firm in Jingzhou City. I'll ask you about the acting accountant over there. ”

Seinfeld made a phone call, and then said to Liu Yun, "Oh my God... The acting accountant on my side said that your 17 million endorsement fee is considered to be the category of labor income. According to the progressive tax rate, a tax of 9 million will be paid! I even have to take out more than half of it! I said that on the news, those celebrities are digging out their minds to evade taxes! It turns out that this tax rate is so high. The accountant also said that in your case, you should go to the tax office of the district or county where your household registration is located. ”

Liu Yun didn't care: "Hmm." It doesn't matter how high the tax is, it is only natural to pay taxes according to the rules. I knew in my heart, and in the afternoon I went to the Guangming District State Tax Office to pay the tax. I paid it early, and my heart was more solid than ever. ”

It was already half past one in the afternoon after eating. Liu Yun sent her daughter Liu Xiaoyan home. He had an extra heart, changed into the old clothes he wore when he set up the breakfast stall, and put on a pair of sunglasses. It's a bit of a nondescript dress. Liu Yun was already scared by the onlookers. He was afraid that if he caused onlookers at the tax office, he would delay his business.

After changing his clothes, Liu Yun took a taxi to the tax office of the State Taxation Office of Guangming District.

The tax office opened at 2 o'clock, Liu Yun didn't expect that there were so many people who came to file and pay taxes, and it was black. It was easy for him to get a number at the number machine, and then he waited patiently in line.

Behind Liu Yun stood a middle-aged man with a fair face. This middle-aged man is more than 1.8 meters tall, and the most prominent feature of his face is the obvious double eyelids.

Behind the double eyelids, there stood a rough-faced man with a dark complexion.

Liu Yun's team is in a row for 2 hours. When he looked at his watch, it was already 4 o'clock. Finally, it was his turn. He came to the service window.

At this time, suddenly a big man with a leather bag and a gold chain inserted into the team and directly squeezed Liu Yun away.

The tax clerk at the service window was a beautiful girl in her twenties, and her makeup was very thick. When the female tax clerk saw someone cutting in line, she was about to scold her with a straight face, but the big man took out a number slip from her bag and handed it over.

As soon as the girl saw the number, she immediately showed a smile and changed her attitude.

Liu Yun wondered, this big gold chain is obviously a late-arriving tax office, why is there a top-ranked number?

Liu Yun didn't know that the leaders in charge of the tax office generally kept a few or a dozen "mobile numbers" in their hands. Once there are leaders above to greet them, so that their friends and relatives can avoid the pain of queuing and give priority to work, the leader in charge will give the maneuver to the crony of those leaders.

Liu Yun has been queuing for 2 hours. It was inevitable that he would be angry when he was cut in line, and he blurted out: "How can you cut the line?" Comrade, obviously I got the number first. ”

The big gold chain looked at Liu Yun up and down, and saw that Liu Yun was wearing an old-fashioned old clothes, and he thought that Liu Yun was a poor person, so he shouted: "Which onion are you special?" Nosy and don't look at how many pounds and taels you have? ”

Liu Yun knew that there was no reason to talk about this kind of person. He ignored the large gold chain and said to the tax clerk, "I came first." He cut the line. ”

The female tax clerk is also a snob, and when she saw Liu Yun dressed old-fashioned, she said impatiently: "Go, go, what do you know, people are holding mobile numbers!" The leader said hello! ”

Liu Yun didn't give up: "The leader said hello? Can you skip the queue? Comrade, you have to be fair and just. ”

The female tax clerk rolled her eyes: "The leader is privileged, what's wrong?" Tell you, don't mess around here. Don't look at what kind of unit we are, is it possible that you want to pick quarrels and provoke trouble here? The police station is not far from us. ”

The big man with the golden chain sneered proudly at Liu Yun: "Poor people, do you still want to have nothing to do?" ”

Liu Yun was about to argue, but the middle-aged man with double eyelids and the rough-faced man behind him walked to the window.

The middle-aged man with double eyelids was furious at the female tax clerk, and he burst out: "Who gave you the right to talk to the masses like this!" ”

The rough-faced man asked the female tax clerk sharply, "What's your name?" ”

The female tax clerk slapped the table: "What?" You're all looking for trouble, right? Don't look at what kind of unit we are? Okay, let me tell you, even if the business of the mobile is done, I won't do it for you! Who else gave me the right, tell you, Z~F give me the right! ”

Liu Yun was about to speak, but he saw his eyelids pointing at the female tax clerk: "Who gave you the right again?!" ”

The female tax clerk stared at me with apricot eyes: "Z~F gave me the right, what's wrong?" ”

The double eyelids sneered, and glanced at the rough-faced man next to him.

The rough-faced man said to the female tax clerk: "Well, that's good, call your leaders out to us!" ”

The double eyelids turned to Liu Yun and said, "Big brother, you are waiting here." Don't worry, I'll get you done today! ”

(Book friend Wang's junior child.) Here I would like to point out that it does not refer to workers in a particular sector. I also have people in my family who work in the national tax department. The irony is only a social phenomenon. Not specific, not specific, not specific. Say the important thing three times! Thank you for your support! ）