"What are you signing?" Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand to take the three pieces of A4 paper that were still stained with a little oil stain on the corner of the paper, and a smell of roast duck came to his face, "No, half a year has passed, and the roast duck in that store has become inauthentic." ”

"Go, go, whoever told you to smell it, I mean tell you to read the words." Wang Er Mazi said, and muttered in a low voice: "Although the taste of roast duck in that shop has indeed become unauthentic." ”

"The contract that makes you the protagonist of a certain novel", Jiang Yu looked at the title and read it word by word, "What is this?" ”

"Hey, hey, it's just for you to take over my job, there's nothing to worry about, I'll have some fun for you." Wang Er Mazi squinted his eyes and laughed, "Are you planning to let me become a Taoist fortune teller?" Jiang Yu shouted, "No, I won't do it." ”

"No, no, no, it's just to make your life more interesting, think about the endless vast sea of stars, and then think about the universe, tsk, think about it, it feels wonderful." Now he seems to be immersed in his own world.

"Don't, brother, are you going to let me do astrology given our haze level? I'm afraid I won't be able to see anything, so I didn't count a few hexagrams and starved to death first. Jiang Yu paused, and muttered: "I still believe in science, it's better, my fortune tellers are not as good as you." As soon as he said this, Jiang Yu remembered an English test he had in his first year of high school, and he only scored eight points for filling in multiple-choice questions, when his English teacher slapped the test paper on his face and said angrily: "Even people who have just entered junior high school are higher than you!" ”

Since then, he has been immersed in his studies and does not think about the problems of luck that he has or not, although he still plays with his mobile phone and reads novels in class.

"Oh, you're going to finish reading this thing, if you don't finish reading what you're talking nonsense here, I don't plan to teach you fortune telling." was so provoked by Jiang Yu, Wang Er Mazi's tone of speech had a little dialect pronunciation, which sounded weird.

"Okay, I'll see, I'll see." Jiang Yu waved his hand and read this seemingly inexplicable document carefully, his reading comprehension ability was not strong since he was a child, not to mention asking him to read this document that was also written mysteriously.

After looking at it for a long time, Jiang Yu didn't understand, "What, are you going to change your career to write a novel?" If you write a novel, I will be the first to support it, I think you have a pretty good outline, why don't you use my name and give it to a fictional character? Jiang Yu said with a smile, with his many years of experience in fantasy and fantasy novels, he could naturally see what this was, the regulations were clear and logical, "Come on, brother, I hope you can become a great writer in a few years!" With that, Jiang Yu was about to get up and leave, but was pressed down by Wang Ermazi.

"Don't you see the row below for you to sign? It's almost as good as the outline, you're pretty much the same as being the protagonist of this novel. Wang Er Mazi shook his head, "Didn't you always take novels when you were a child and ask me if I could be the number one boss in the universe in the future?" Now your chance has come, sign it, sign it. ”

"I said, why do you look like you're relieved when I sign it?" Jiang Yu leaned his head sideways and asked, "I think you must be lying to me, what kind of number one boss in the universe, do you have money to be rich?" Do you think I'm going to believe it? Hahaha I'm laughing to death, hiccup. ”

Jiang Yu hiccuped, and a malty aroma came out of his mouth, "This wine hasn't woken up yet..."Wang Er Mazi sneered, and then continued: "You have everything you want in the future." As he spoke, he touched his chin and added, "Yes." ”

"Wait a minute, what did you just say about the number one guy in the universe?" Being so agitated by him, Jiang Yu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly woke up at this moment, shook his head, and looked at the things on the paper again, what "the full jurisdiction of all universes", "world manager beta129.0 access rights", "half-life 3 early trial qualification" balabala a bunch of things.

"Huh? What's the last one? Jiang Yu was suddenly stunned when he saw this, "What's going on?" Where did the 3 come from? Doesn't that guy know how to count to 3? ”

"Hmm......" Wang Er Mazi suddenly looked uncomfortable, and the expression on his face became strange, "I mean, if you sign it, you will definitely have a chance to play in the future, probably." ”

"That's a good relationship, at least I can play it in my lifetime, okay, I'll sign it!" Jiang Yu waved his hand, took a pen from Wang Ermazi's hand, and signed his crooked name at the bottom of the document.

"If I knew it was so simple, I wouldn't have made so much effort to fool you." Wang Er Mazi muttered in his heart, and suddenly laughed, "Since you signed it, then, I'm leaving, I'll make a copy of the document for you later." After saying that, he picked up his things and prepared to slip away.

"Oh, wait, when will I be able to play Half-Life 3?" Jiang Yu suddenly realized this important problem, and hurriedly stopped Wang Er Mazi, who was about to slip away.

"Ahem...... Well, maybe a few million years from now, well, probably. Wang Er Mazi stood still and thought for a few seconds, nodded, and gave Jiang Yu such an uncertain answer.

"Really? That's pretty good. Saying that, Jiang Yu looked at his hand and confirmed that he was still alive in the real world, "Can I live so long?" ”

"Hey, wait a minute, it won't be the next life or how many lives later, right?!" As soon as Jiang Yu was about to speak, Wang Ermazi's figure had already disappeared around the corner of the alley, and according to his usual whereabouts, as long as he couldn't see him in his field of vision, it would be impossible to find him again.

Jiang Yu recalled the content of the document just now, what made him manage the universe, some things that seemed unreliable such as the great prosperity of cosmic culture, and even the signature of Party B on that document was a sloppy "Wang Er Mazi", "Whoever believes it is stupid." Jiang Yu muttered in his heart, Jiang Yu estimated that Wang Er Mazi teased him as a little kid again, Jiang Yu was often teased by Wang Er Mazi when he was a child, and Jiang Yu had already figured out his way.

However, Jiang Yu still sighed: "The times are advancing, everyone is advancing with the times, when I was a child, I lied to me with a pack of empty spicy noodles, and now I still know that I took out a contract to fool me, absolutely not." ”

Jiang Yu didn't take this matter to heart, remembering that the roast duck recipe of the roast duck restaurant at the corner of the street seemed to have changed, and decided to buy one and go home to try it, touched his pocket and found that he had brought money out of the house, turned around and ran to buy roast duck, what happened just now was thrown directly into the clouds, except for the sentence "Sign your life will become colorful." ”

Jiang Yu doesn't remember what the original words were, anyway, that's probably what they meant.