"In the past two days, you seem to have something, running out all day, and sighing when you come back?" Xi Zhicai pulled the bubbles, and prepared to flash Shangguan Hong, "I am going to discuss tomorrow's tactics with Guan Lao and you!" ”

"Tactics, I know six out of seven, I don't know anything, you just decide, I still have something!" Shangguan Hong, who had just been pressed on the chair, was about to stand up and leave.

"Tactics are secondary, and we mainly want to talk to you about how to reduce the impact of their home stadium on our players?" Guan Ning said coldly.

"Do you have a way to get our players to play properly?" Shangguan Hong was full of expectations.

"You think too much, 'one god, two towers, three home games', no team can beat them three times in a row at the Langya team stadium, and there is no team that is not affected at their home stadium, just the difference between more and less. We discussed how to make the players play to 80% of their abilities as much as possible," Guan Ning directly wiped out Shangguan Hong's last bit of luck.

"With 80% of our strength, how much chance do we have of winning?" Shangguan Hong asked.

"Ichisei!" Guan Ning replied expressionlessly.

"Can't you play 90 percent, or 100 percent?" Shangguan Hong looked at Guan Ning and Xi Zhicai with eyes full of hope.

"Okay, don't look at us like that, if it's useful to pretend to be pitiful, other teams have already used it." Xi Zhicai blocked Shangguan Hong's sight with his hand, "Let's talk about it, I feel that you have been planning for this recently, but it seems that you have gained little!" ”

"Brother Xizi, I really doubt that there is something about me that you don't know? I originally thought so, the Langya team's home stadium can accommodate 12,688 people, and I plan to buy half of the tickets directly, and then give them to the messy people for free, as long as he is not surnamed Wang. However, all tickets were booked a month in advance. Later, I found 10 scalpers, and it turned out that the tickets were not 10 Han Yuan, so I bid 500 Han Yuan, but only 178 tickets were purchased. Shangguan Hong shook his head after speaking.

"Boss Hong, you're too loser, a ball, you're going to spend more than 6.3 million to charter the venue directly!" Shangguan Hong opened his mouth wide, and his right hand kept patting his chest, "My little heart can't stand it!" You rich people are too good at playing! My yellow card hasn't been turned into a regular yet! ”

"yes, that's possible, why didn't I think of it?" Guan Ning realized it later, slapped his thigh hard, and said excitedly.

"It hurts! Hurt! Mistyped, that's my thigh! Xi Zhicai sat and misfortune fell from the sky, "Guan Lao, you have also thought about spending a lot of money, you won't be a hidden rich man, right?" ”

"To be serious, Boss Hong's method is really feasible," Guan Ning's eyes lit up.

"But the 178 cheerleaders are useless at all, and they are directly drowned in spittle," Shangguan Hong was very frustrated.

"178 is useless, but if 1780, or 5780, go in and beat gongs and drums, then ......, haha, genius, you are really genius," Guan Ning danced happily.

"Brother Xizi, did I say 'I can't buy a ticket' at the beginning?" Shangguan Hong seriously doubted his memory.

"You said it, maybe others are old and crazy!" Xi Zhicai muttered quietly.

"In fact, some people don't need tickets, their hearts are big enough, and everywhere is their home field! Ha ha! This time, let the Devil's home field become their happy square. Guan Ning spoke incoherently excitedly.

"You say they?" Xi Zhicai seemed to understand, and was very shocked, "Will they help?" ”

"Your sister-in-law Le Min, she is the secretary of the Municipal Women's Federation, and she usually thinks about helping Huang Xu repay the grace of saving her life, but this time she has this opportunity, and she is not running to death. Don't say anything, I immediately asked her to hurry up the arrangements and explain the details to her casually. After saying that, a gust of wind left.

"Brother Xizi, what kind of play are you singing, why can't I understand it at all!" Shangguan Hong was stunned when he heard this.

"They swept across the north and south of the river, and the 260,000 yuan loudspeaker couldn't stop their footsteps, and the guns, dung, and alarms couldn't change their determination, even if they were hit by steel balls and were full of injuries, they couldn't shake their pursuit. beating up the guys and occupying the basketball court; Pushing carts with bare hands, competing for parking spaces; The railway station, the main road, and the martyrs' cemetery are all their territory. "Xi Zhicai has begun to look forward to the hot atmosphere of the stadium tomorrow, "The ghosts in the cemetery have to give them the home field, haha!" Tomorrow's solemn Devil's home stadium will be a sea of joy. ”

"You're talking about 'square dance aunts that the world can't stop', but they don't have tickets, how can they get in?" Shangguan Hong was still very puzzled.

"Let's go to Langya Stadium two hours early tomorrow to watch a good show," Xi Zhicai said with a swear.

"Aunts, you can't go in without a ticket." The ticket inspector of the Langya Stadium stopped a group of aunts dressed up with heavy makeup.

"Don't you see what we're dressed for? We didn't come to watch the game, we were there for the half-time break. With that, more than two dozen people walked away.

"Grandma, you can't go in." The ticket inspector blocked a team of flowery aunts.

"Why can they come in, but we can't. Young man, do you bully the old man because we are old! I'm, I'm dizzy. The old woman was short of breath and squatted directly on the ground.

"Young man, Grandma Wang is 68 years old, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, high blood lipids, when she is angry, her blood pressure will go up directly, she is like this, there is no 200 upper pressure, there is 190, young man, if something happens to her, you will be fully responsible, and we will all watch it." Another grandmother held the ticket inspector's delicate little hand tightly.

"Grandma, I'm kidding, you guys get in quickly," the ticket inspector laughed more ugly than crying.

"Xiao Wang, you have no conscience, you used to secretly go to the girls' dormitory to find a girlfriend, but I turned a blind eye to Auntie, what's wrong, now it's your turn to guard the door, you will drive Auntie out." The aunt crossed her waist with her hands, and she was about to start scolding.

"Aunt Chen, can't I be wrong? Ladies and gentlemen, go in! The ticket inspector bowed frequently.

"Xiao Wang, don't you know me? I'm your third aunt's fourth cousin, and when I was a child, you were still peeing in my arms! The aunt glanced at the lower body of the ticket inspector with malicious intent.

"Aunt, my aunt, don't say it, come forward." The ticket inspector's face was flushed.

"Move my aunt's drum." The aunt pointed to the big drum behind her.

"Aunt, why are you carrying such a big one? If you really want to bring it, just like them, just bring a waist drum. "The ticket inspector had serious doubts that he would be able to carry it.

"What are these words, then when you were a child, you grew older than other children's babies, don't you hold you, but you always can't manage your cock......" As soon as the aunt opened the chatterbox, she couldn't stop.

"Aunt, don't say it, I'll move, I'll move, you go in first." The ticket inspector's heart was like ashes.

"Auntie, I'm begging you, you really can't enter without a ticket." The ticket inspector saw a group of aunts, all of them showing off their branches and carrying bags.

"Young man, let me tell you, respecting the old and loving the young is a Chinese virtue, and we won't embarrass you, how much is the ticket, there are thirty of us here, and I will pay for the money." Aunt said domineeringly.

"Auntie, it's not about money." The ticket inspectors were on their knees.

"Then you're trying to embarrass us, sisters, Bright guys." The aunts opened the bags one after another, and there were all kinds of eggs inside, eggs, duck eggs, and rotten eggs. An aunt with quick hands and feet has already picked up raw eggs and is ready to smash them on the ticket inspector.

"Yes, don't throw it, you all go in, can't you?" The ticket inspector cried without tears.

"Auntie, let me tell you this, let you in, my job will be gone." The ticket inspector looked pitifully at the golden aunt.

"It's okay, this is my son's phone, you go directly to him tomorrow, I guarantee that the salary is higher than here" The aunt threw over a business card and walked away with a group of people on her toes.

"The world can't stop them, and now I finally understand the meaning of this sentence." Shangguan Hong sighed deeply, "The eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers!" Brother Xizi, how many waves is this? ”

"61 waves, rough estimates, about 1,500 aunts have already entered" Xi Zhicai was also deeply shocked, "According to this posture, there will be no less than 3,000 aunts who come today, let's go in and see how they warm up." ”