Chapter 87: Bald Combination
entered the squad for the game without any suspense, but this time Moyes did not choose to open the starting list in Liverpool, I don't know if he is holding back something bad. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The whole team arrived in London a day early and stayed at the hotel.
Although no starting XI has been announced, Jamie Vardy knows he will definitely start, as David Moyes chose to take him to the pre-match press conference this time.
Perhaps Moyes thinks that his new bald head can attract the attention of reporters, so that no one pays much attention to the game.
Vardy was not without malice speculating about Moyes's psychology.
Sure enough, Vardy walked into the press conference with a big bald head, which immediately attracted an exclamation, although there had been news before, but seeing this scene in person, I still felt spicy.
Bald heads are common on the court, but from a killer Matt directly to a bald head, there is no more!
The camera flashes and clicks, and it's all the treatment of a superstar.
Even Mourinho's head next door glanced at Vardy several times.
"You have a nice haircut!" It was Mourinho and Vardy's first conversation.
However, Moyes may have underestimated everyone's interest in Vardy, so much so that the first half of the press conference completely turned into Vardy's personal press conference, and there was nothing about football at all!
"May I ask Mr. Vardy, why are you changing your hairstyle?"
"What does this hairstyle mean?"
"Have you suffered any serious mental blow?"
"Rumor has it that you confessed to a female reporter at the Halloween party, can you tell us more about the process?"
"Is it because your new girlfriend doesn't like your old look that she shaved you while you slept?"
"Did she shave your underneath by the way?"
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Faced with these illogical questions, Vardy was tempted to wear a wig.
I'm so out of love, my bald head represents my mood, can you not always rub salt on my wounds!
It's a pity that the reporters don't know this, and even if they do, there will definitely be no pity.
"It's cool and makes me a little calmer on the court, it's that simple!" Vardy said with a blank face.
The reporters in the audience nodded neatly and said yes.
Well, you are so funny on the field, you really should calm down!
Finally, the style of the press conference became normal, and everyone was no longer entangled in Vardy's new head shape, so it was the turn of the two managers to play.
Although Moyes brought Everton to the third place in the Premier League, he is far from the topic of the big-mouthed Mourinho, so in comparison, Mourinho is the male first, and Moyes is just a male supporting role.
'There's no reason why we shouldn't take all three points in this game, Everton are doing well but obviously Chelsea are stronger, we have the best squad in the Premier League and we can definitely break down Everton's defence!'
"You ask me what I think of Vardy?"
"He's a good young man, it's hard to imagine being able to perform so well in his first season in the Premier League, but he needs to grow more, enrich his attacking tools, and just rely on defensive counter-attacks, you can't become a superstar!"
"Chelsea are a balanced team, we don't neglect defending for the sake of attacking, we will limit Vardy's counter-attack as much as possible, and without him as a counter-attacking point, Everton's attack is not worth mentioning!"
The madman is always used to making nonsense in front of the media, and although he has the strength and confidence, it is right that others will not sound so comfortable.
Reporters immediately turned their attention to Vardy to see how the newcomer assessed by Mourinho responded!
Moving the microphone forward to clear his throat, Vardy smiled and spoke to the reporters.
'The Middlesbrough boss said something like that, then I scored and Everton won!'
'The Tottenham boss said something like that, and then I scored again and the Tottenham win was lost!'
"Both Norwich and Villa felt that I was easy to guard against and they both died badly in the end!"
"Only Portsmouth said it and it didn't matter, because I was suspended for that game!"
"The data proves that usually before the game I think I can be prevented, the result may not be good!"
While the reporters in the audience burst into laughter, Mourinho looked a little embarrassed, he didn't expect Jamie Vardy's words to be so sharp.
Of course, Vardy didn't say anything excessive, after all, this so-called pre-match conversation is just part of psychological warfare, and it can't be made like a shrew scolding the street.
And in a state of broken love, he really doesn't have the heart to fight with others.
At night, Vardy and Osman stayed in the same room, full of affection.
Looking at Osman's scalp-clad head, Vardy felt that this product was really not aesthetically pleasing.
For a player in the public eye, it's either high profile or dead, mediocrity has no future.
"Where's your personality?" Vardy asked Osman seriously.
Ottoman was at a loss.
"Personality? Can I eat it? ”
Vardy rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone, quickly flipped out a photo of the previous killing of Matt, and said to Osman: "See, my look is called personality, look at this again-" Pointing to his bald head, "This is also called personality!" ”
Osman looked at Vardy disdainfully and said, "You don't call it personality, you call it funny!" ”
"It's not the point of what it's called, the most important thing is to attract attention!" Vardy waved his hand, looking like he was pointing at Fang Xuan, "This is an era of eyeball economy, and if you don't attract attention, it means that you are outdated!" ”
Ottoman doesn't know how to do it, you mean you're left behind without shaving your head?
"Why don't you understand, think about it, how much is your weekly salary? How much does Beckham earn a week? Do you think the salary gap and the strength gap between you match? If you were more eye-catching and famous, would you earn more? Not to mention anything else, endorsements are enough for you to eat! ”
Osman nodded a little knowingly, "So what should I do?" ”
Vardy pointed out with a teachable look: "Did you see it, now I have shaved my head too, which means that Everton has three bald heads in midfield!" If you shave your head again, then we are the Everton frontcourt baldheads, think about it, four bald heads play together, what a shocking effect, do you think you can grab the headlines? ”
"If nothing else, we can form a bald group, and then countless shampoo brands will come to us as endorsements!"
Osman nodded like garlic, he felt that Vardy had a point!
Why didn't I think of it before!
All these years have lived to dogs!
It was as if he saw a bright avenue appear in front of him!