Chapter 237: Bomb! (Add more for Yunyuan stalagmite book friends)
"You're too picky, aren't you? Keeping so many of us crammed into such a small place. Yuan Chu complained, "Do you know what the shopkeeper looked at us just now?" ”
"What's the panic, someone will come to pick us up in a while, you can pick up the big fish and meat!" Li Tong comforted.
"That's pretty much it." Yuan Chu muttered.
The lady over there followed Sinan and asked, "Big brother, you are so good-looking!" ”
Li Tong on the side listened sourly, why! I'm an uncle, he's the big brother, isn't his face a little whiter?
Sinan also thought that Huiniang was very cute and smart, so he decided to tease her: "Do you think the big brother looks better than your uncle?" ”
Hui Niang tilted her little head and poked her cheeks with a finger and said, "Anyway, no matter how you look at it, it's better than Li Tong!" ”
Yuan Chu laughed when he heard this: "Hahaha, that's good!" Li Tong is an ugly guy. ”
"But you're the ugliest of us! Li Jun is better looking than you. Hui Niang put her little hands behind her back and said on tiptoe.
This time, except for Yuan Chu, everyone in the room laughed.
Yuan Chu, who was laughing, seemed to be suddenly choked by something, and rolled up his sleeves to come over to teach Hui Niang.
Sinan pushed Huiniang back and said, "It's okay, big brother protects you." ”
Li Tong dragged Hui Niang over: "Our children, I will protect them myself." ”
Huiniang hid behind Li Tong, first smiled at Si Nan, and then made a grimace at Yuan Chu.
In Yuan Chu's opinion, what Hui Niang means is - you hit me! Come and hit me!
Yuan Chu grabbed Li Jun, who had no one to protect, and said, "Your sister provoked me, so let you, the elder brother, bear it." ”
Li Jun: "......" I recruited someone to provoke whom!
Li Tong forcefully pushed Yuan Chu away, protected Li Jun behind him, and said, "You can't beat our children!" Only I can fight! ”
Li Jun, who was moved to tears by Li Tong, why did he always feel that something was wrong?
Yuan Chu said angrily: "She said that I am the ugliest!" Didn't you hear? ”
"I heard, our children are telling the truth!" Li Tong said.
After Li Tong finished speaking, Sinan and Wen Mei also had a deep expression.
"You ...... It's too much of a deception! Yuan Chu said, "How can anyone say that people are ugly to their faces?" ”
"Then I'll talk behind your back later, okay?" Hui Niang asked tentatively with her little head exposed behind Li Tong.
Sinan laughed and said: "Don't, you still say it in front of him, it's not a good boy to say bad things about people behind his back." ”
Yuan Chu said with a dark face: "I won't play with you anymore, you can say casually, I'll go outside." ”
"If you go far away, we can't find you, and there will be no big fish and big meat or anything." Li Tong instructed.
"Got it." Yuan Chu had already gone downstairs.
"Yuan Chu is gone, just the three of us are fighting the landlord." Li Tong took out a deck of playing cards from the backpack space.
This is idle and boring on the road, Li Tong and Wen Mei did it together, Li Tong is responsible for cutting paper, Wen Mei is responsible for painting, and half a set of mahjong is also done, but the raw materials are not enough, Li Tong uses the best jade from the little emperor.
On the way, he asked Huiniang to make up the numbers, because Li Tong taught Li Jun many times, and let him watch for so long, Li Jun didn't understand.
Li Tong briefly said the rules, and after playing two games of practice, Sinan understood, I have to say that the real attraction is not playing cards, but gambling.
Even if the low gold is only one or two silver, just like this, Li Tong and Wen Mei cooperated with the doubles, and lost to Sinan a hundred taels of silver, it is strange to say, at the beginning Li Tong and Wen Mei can also get the landlord card, after playing two, each landlord is Sinan's, and Sinan's cards are always so good that they burst!
After releasing the three bombs, Sinan pinched the only two cards left in his hand, and Li Tong and Wen Mei looked at each other: "You won't be the leftover king to blow up, right?" ”
The smugness on Sinan's face couldn't be held back at all, Li Tong threw the bad cards in his hand on the table, and said, "Then it's still a chicken!" ”
"Li Tong, what do you mean by chicken?" Hui Niang asked like a curious baby.
"Chickens and chickens mean the same thing, son, chickens = chickens." Li Tong explained seriously.
Wen Mei and Sinan didn't hear anything wrong, but why did they always feel weird?
After Wen Mei heard Li Tong ask, she knew that Sinan was really the king, so she simply threw the cards on the table.
Sinan smiled and lit up the Wang Fang in his hand, and threw it into the card pile.
"It's good for newcomers to play cards, but that's okay! I've got a killer feature! Li Tong smiled and said, "Li Jun, come over and help your uncle draw cards." ”
Sinan shuffled the cards, then put them on the table and said, "Draw the cards." ”
Li Jun hid his hand behind his back, but he didn't want to help Li Tong draw cards.
"Good, you help your uncle draw cards, and your uncle won't beat you in the future." Li Tong said softly.
Li Jun flicked his head, ignored Li Tong, ran to Wen Mei and said, "Auntie, I'll help you draw cards." ”
Wen Mei kissed Li Jun and said with a smile: "That's good!" Auntie really didn't hurt you in vain. ”
Li Tong glared at Li Jun, continued to draw cards by himself, seventeen cards in hand, Li Tong gasped, Nima! It's a bad card again!
Three, three, four, five, five, six, eight, eight, ninety, ten hook KKA two! Li Tong even had the urge to fold directly.
Wen Mei said excitedly: "Good boy, your luck is awesome!" King fried! Later, your uncle will beat you again, and your aunt will cover you. ”
"I'm playing my cards!" This time, the landlord is still Sinan.
"Junko! From four to a hook. Sinan threw out a handful of cards.
"I can't afford it, Li Tong, crush him! He can't be given a chance to deal his cards. Wen Mei urged.
"Hey, you can't string cards like this, foul!" Sinan said dissatisfiedly.
Li Tong almost wants to vomit blood, my card crushes a fart!
"I can't afford it!" Li Tong said depressedly.
He simply deducted the card there, and he kind of gave up the treatment.
"Three with one!" Sinan threw out another handful of three A with a three.
Wen Mei asked Li Tong: "Do you want to blow him up?" ”
"Do you have three twos or circle bombs?" Li Tong asked.
Sinan slapped the table: "You guys are too much!" When I'm dead? ”
Wen Mei: "I don't have one, and the bomb is only Wang Bang." ”
Li Tong calculated Sinan's cards, and once again had no love, Nima, and a fart!
"You can play whatever you want." Li Tong said in frustration.
"King Bomb!" Wen Mei shouted, feeling quite raised eyebrows.
"It's so unfair that you guys are stringing cards!" Sinan said sadly and indignantly.
Wen Mei said: "We are a family, what's wrong with the strings?" Pair four. ”
Wen Mei finished playing the cards and it was time for Li Tong, Li Tong said directly: "Yes K!" ”
"Have you ever experienced despair? Explode! Sinan threw out four Qs.
Wen Mei also deducted the card there, and said: "Don't play, don't play, today is black." ”
"Huh, string cards? None of them can win me! Three with one! Finish the day. Sinan stretched out his hand to Li Tong and Wen Mei to ask for money.
Li Tong said weakly: "Give it, it's me who is not in the right state today, and when I get back to my state, I will definitely let you lose all your pants to me." ”
"Is anyone there, please?" There was a knock and a shout outside the door.
Li Tong was angry, and responded directly: "You are deaf!" Can't hear such a loud voice? There's no one inside! ”
People outside: What do you mean by "......"? Should I push the door in?
"What are you looking at?" Yuan Chu's voice also sounded outside the door.
"I didn't look at anything, I'm here to find someone! That man's surname is Lee! Do you know the people inside? The person who inquired said.
"Surname Li? You've got it right. Yuan Chu knocked on the door and shouted, "Li Tong, I'm looking for you." ”
Li Tong was about to open the door when he heard that he was looking for the surname Li, and it seemed that they had seen the mark they had made outside.
Li Tong opened the door and saw that it was a bald man with one blind eye, are you sure that sending such a person will not attract the attention of others?
"Which of you is Master Li Tongli?" Dahan asked.
Li Tong blocked the door and said, "I am." After speaking, he also transformed into Sun Wukong.
Dahan took a closer look and said, "It's different from the legend!" It always feels a little inferior. ”
Monkey King's version of Li Tong: "......"
Yuan Chu said excitedly: "You are the one who came to pick us up, right?" Come on, take us to your leader. ”
Dahan was still a little skeptical, but thinking that rumors would always be a bit exaggerated, he no longer doubted it, but suddenly felt a little worried about this operation, will it be successful?
"Come in first, there are a lot of people outside." Li Tong dodged away.
When Dahan saw the men, women and children in the house, his vigilance relaxed a lot, but he was even more worried in his heart, why did he feel that these people were here for a vacation! And the master didn't say that there are still these people!
Seeing the playing cards on the table, Yuan Chu said, "What are you doing here?" ”
He picked up a playing card, looked at it and said, "It's pretty good." ”
"Playing poker is a kind of gambling." Li Tong explained.
"Cough~cough~" Sinan suddenly coughed heavily, and Yuan Chu, who wanted to say something, suddenly shut up, but Li Tong could still see the expression of holding back a smile.
Li Tong asked Yuan Chu: "If you have anything to say, don't swallow it." ”
"It's nothing, it's nothing, I hate gambling the most, and you must not call me when you play this poker card in the future." Yuan Chu still wanted to laugh, but Nima couldn't hold back, "Hahahaha, I really hate gambling." ”
"I always think he's smiling like a fool." Hui Niang whispered.
But everyone present heard it, and Yuan Chu was choked up and laughed, nor was he not laughing, because when he thought of Li Tong being pitted miserably, he couldn't hold back.
Li Tong remembered that Yuan Chu's weirdness started from Si Nan's coughing sound just now, he stared at Si Nan and said, "Whenever you cough, I suspect that you are hanging. ”
Sinan: "??? "With a white question mark face.
The big man, who had been observing everyone in the room since he came in, came to a conclusion: I am afraid that the people in this room are not normal.
PS: We all know, the daytime update belongs to the plus update, and the three changes at night belong to the normal update. Thank you QQ Reading Yu Xiutian book friends over there for rewarding again.