Chapter 18 The fancy style of reporting the name of the dish

All the matches of the group stage of the Guangming District Football Tournament have finally been completed. Seinfeld represented the Fisherman's Restaurant team to the Football Association in the draw.

Seinfeld suspected that he had forgotten to wash his hands before going to the District Football Association. I actually drew a draw!

The next opponent of the fisherman's restaurant is the staff team of the Guangming District Education and Sports Bureau! This team is composed of in-service physical education teachers from primary and secondary schools in Guangming District.

Today's primary and secondary school physical education teachers, which one does not have a bachelor's degree in physical education?

In other words, these old men of the Fisherman's Restaurant team will play against a group of physical education teachers from a professional class in the next game! Their opponents are almost semi-professional!

Seinfeld secretly cursed bad luck. He returned to the football field in front of his neighborhood. A group of half-aged men from the Fisherman's Restaurant team are training there.

Su Ziqiang saw Song Fei coming, and ran over first: "Old Song! How? Which team was drawn? ”

Seinfeld shook his head: "I guess it's because I didn't wash my hands before I went, and I drew the staff team of the Education and Sports Bureau!" ”

The players sighed when they heard this. Now it's a hard bone!

Liu Yun had never participated in a football match organized by Guangming District before, and he did not know about the staff team of the Education and Sports Bureau. He asked Seinfeld, "What, is the opponent strong?" ”

Seinfeld nodded: "What's more?" It's a fierce rival! The staff team of the Education and Sports Bureau is composed of a group of physical education teachers under the age of 30. They are all from sports classes, and their physical fitness is great! When it comes to technical and tactical level, that's what people learn in college, and others can't compare! Last year and the year before that, the staff team of the Education and Sports Bureau won the top eight in the football competition of the Beijing City Games twice! In Guangming District, the two strongest amateur teams are the Education and Sports Bureau team and the Bairun team. Now that the Bairun team has withdrawn, who would have thought that I would be so unlucky and draw lots to the team of the Education and Sports Bureau! ”

Liu Yun said: "When I was a soldier, the political commissar of our Bayi Labor Brigade said that there has never been a savior or an immortal emperor!" Everything is up to us! There is no bad luck or bad luck, since we have won the draw, we can only come to cover the water and cover the earth! ”

Su Ziqiang joked: "Lao Liu, I think you can be the political commissar of our fisherman's restaurant team in the future!" ”

Liu Yun saw Su Ziqiang joking with him, and his face was embarrassed. Su Ziqiang's little child, Qiqi, ran to his house in the middle of the night to seduce him. Although he didn't do anything to be sorry for Su Ziqiang, he still felt that he was ashamed of Su Ziqiang.

How did he know that Su Ziqiang, a junior like Qiqi, could not cover no less than ten. He's been getting tired of playing lately and is about to kick Kiki!

Seinfeld clapped his hands: "Gotcha!" Political Commissar Liu is right! People who have been soldiers say that soldiers will block the water and cover the earth. We ordinary people also have a saying, if a person dies X upwards, it can make people beat to death but not scared to death! Come on, keep training! ”

The team began to train bus tactics. Seinfeld had an amazing proposal: "Let's all go to the backcourt to defend, and Commissar Liu will attack alone!" I want to see if Political Commissar Liu alone can single out a dozen of us! ”

This stadium was originally a 6V6 stadium, with more than a dozen old men all in the backfield, densely packed.

Liu Yun dribbled the ball and shook it past a defender. Pick the ball past a letting go. Wearing crotch, splitting the ball, ox tail, pedaling the bicycle, Cruyff turning, Matthews feints, and even Iniesta croquettes, Puskas pulling balls, and Da Luo pendulum he used it with ease!

Liu Yun is like a butterfly, flying freely on the court! The football was like tape stuck to his foot.

Such gorgeous various passing moves made everyone on the court stunned!

In front of him, only goalkeeper Su Ziqiang was left.

Su Ziqiang knows that rainbow is Liu Yun's forte! Therefore, he did not choose to abandon the door. Once you abandon the door and attack, it is easy to be passed by Liu Yun with a rainbow.

Fortunately, the goal of 6V6 is one size smaller than that of a regular stadium. Su Ziqiang is confident that he is tall and big, and he has every chance to save Liu Yun's shot!

Unexpectedly, Liu Yun didn't shoot, but took the ball straight to a meter in front of Su Ziqiang!

Su Ziqiang knew that Liu Yun would never be able to make a rainbow feint at such a short distance! You can grab it yourself!

Unexpectedly, Liu Yun pulled the ball with his right foot, turned around to protect the ball, and also covered the perspective of goalkeeper Su Ziqiang!

After turning around, Liu Yun knocked the root of his hind foot slightly! Shoot with the back foot!

Su Ziqiang has already made a right side pounce, but the ball is shot to the bottom left corner of the goal!

The ball is in!

Su Ziqiang was dumbfounded, and more than a dozen teammates on the court were dumbfounded!

Seinfeld's mouth opened wide in shock.

After a long time, Seinfeld opened his mouth to break the silence: "Lao Liu, to tell you the truth, are you possessed by a ghost, no, by Pele, Maradona, Beckenbauer, Ronaldo, Ronaldo Jr., Beckham, Baggio, Barty, Messi, Ronaldo?" ”

Liu Yun smiled: "Old Song, why do I think you're talking about cross talk?" What you just said is like the name of the dish in cross talk! ”

Su Ziqiang said loudly: "What's great, the paragraph just now is outstanding, if it is recorded into a video, it will become popular on the Internet!" ”

Liu Yun waved his hand: "To be honest, I think I can pass more than a dozen people because everyone is old, and their reaction speed can't catch up with young people." If I really met the group of physical education teachers from the Sports Bureau, it would be difficult for me to do such a smooth pass and score goals. ”

Seinfeld said from the bottom of his heart: "Lao Liu, if you are twenty years younger, with the physical fitness and speed of a young man, you can definitely go to the top five European leagues to be a star!" ”

After another hour of training, Seinfeld announced the end of today's training.

Seinfeld pulled Liu Yun to the front of the car. He opened the car door, took out a half-used American banana mobile phone and handed it to Liu Yun.

"This is Banana 6. My baby son, he will change the new phone once the banana comes out. It's useless to throw it at home, so make it for you! Seinfeld said.

Liu Yun shirked: "How embarrassing is this? ”

Seinfeld grabbed Liu Yun's hand and slapped the phone in his hand: "It's useless to put it at home." Your old Nokia is falling apart, so replace it! ”

Seinfeld was very enthusiastic, and Liu Yun was not easy to refuse.

Liu Yun took the phone: "How to unlock this phone." Touch screen, no buttons. ”

"Just slide. Look, this key here is to record videos, and this key here is WeChat. After recording a video, the applied WeChat account can be sent directly to a friend. Come, I'll use your mobile phone number to register a WeChat for you, and you add my friends first! ”

Seinfeld became Liu Yun's teacher, teaching Liu Yun how to use WeChat, how to shoot videos, and how to send photos.

Seinfeld also became Liu Yun's first WeChat friend.

Seinfeld wouldn't know at this moment that a few years later, when Liu Yun became the superstar of the Premier League, he still kept this Banana 6 phone. When endorsing a certain brand of mobile phone, he took out this long-eliminated banana 6 and said to the audience: "This is my first smartphone, and it was given to me by my best friend!" ”