Burn burn

Burn burn

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I like gasoline, I like crosses, I like torches, I like Molotov, I like napalm, I like incendiary bombs, I like flamethrowers - plains! Street! Alley! Grassland! Frozen soil! Desert! I love the neatly arranged group members, the torches are thrown together, and the lone couple is reduced to ashes with the flames! When couples are thrown into the air and ignited by flamethrowers, my heart dances with excitement! I love the fact that the absolutely loyal members of the regiment put on the cross and spilled a lot of gasoline on the firewood! When the lovers wailed, tied to the cross, and disappeared into the flames, my mood was infinitely happy! I also like the majestic members of the troupe, who use Molotov to ignite the ranks of couples, especially when I see the rookies in boundless rage, constantly throwing cocktails at a couple over and over again, which touches me the most! The traitors who have the idea of leaving the group are lit with sky lanterns, and I can't help but look at them again! It was a wonderful feeling that the wailing captives had disappeared one by one with the power of the furnace that had dyed the sky red, with the gesture of my command! The poor guys, who are still clutching ice cream sticks and trying to protect their partners, are an absolute treat for the senses when napalm burns them along with the city! Ladies and gentlemen! I'm looking forward to jihad! A holy war to purify the world! Ladies and gentlemen! Comrades of the regiment who are by my side! What exactly are you expecting? Now, do you want jihad more? Looking forward to a merciless, damned-like holy war? Looking forward to a holy war that will burn thousands of worlds like the fire of heaven? Holy war! Holy war! Holy war! Very good! In that case, let's go for holy war! We are full of strength, and now, we can't put down our clenched fists! In the past, we endured for a long time in the crowd! So, ordinary jihad is no longer enough for us! Great Holy War! What I want is a great holy war that will not be distracted! Our members are in every corner of the world, a large army of billions! I am convinced that all of you are experienced in a hundred battles and are a thousand elite soldiers! We are a super army of trillions of people plus one! Wake up the couples who are trying to drive us into the crowd, but are still sweet! Pull them by the hair, pull them out, and help them open their eyes and remember! Remind them of our horn to the sky! Remind them of the terrible sound of our boots! Remind them that there are certain things between heaven and earth that their love cannot explain! The head of the FFF regiment announced to all the members of the group - goal! All couples in the world!

Today is a barbecue festival!

Today is a holy war!

Let's take up the sacred torch today! Artifact gasoline! Cold chains! Sharp scythe!

Put on that iconic FFF uniform!

Let's hit the streets together!

See couples

Burn!

See all who show affection

Burn! Burn! Burn!"

Ye Qiu saw that this problem was not ordinary! So I hurriedly said to the FFF members in front of me: "Everyone, you misunderstood, in fact, I am also a member of the FFF group, and I ......"

Before Ye Qiu finished speaking, the members of the FFF group in front of him became even more angry.

"I didn't expect that you are still a traitor of the FFF regiment, so you should be burned to death!"

"Wait!" Ye Qiu hurriedly shouted.

The FFF group members who were about to make an action stopped.

"Alright! Allow you to say your last words. Say it! The FFF member in front of him said that it seemed that he should be a leader.

"Members of the FFF group and others, please listen to me, I'm really still a single dog! This little Lori girl next to me is my sister.,Or a real sister.。 It's related by blood! Ye Qiu saw that they were finally willing to listen to his explanation, and hurriedly explained.

"What? It's actually a brother and sister? You're not lying to us, are you? The middle-aged man next to him said in disbelief.

"What is? Brother and sister? "The members of FFF are also incredible, they are ready to burn the couple who show affection, but it turns out to burn on the brother and sister, this is simply a shame!

"Didn't you hear that too? She just kept calling me brother, still don't believe it? Ye Qiu continued to explain.

"But now the little couple is called brother and sister!" The middle-aged man still didn't believe it.

"It's up to you to believe it or not, and besides, didn't you notice that we look a little alike?"

Is it true that the middle-aged man takes a closer look? It's a bit like that! It's all so beautiful! Ahh

"Are you a girl too? But your voice is obviously a man, huh? And the Adam's apple! It's small though. The middle-aged man was surprised.

"What a girl, I'm a man, just a little bit of a girl!" When Ye Qiu heard this, he actually doubted his gender, and he suddenly couldn't bear it, obviously the little brother was still there!

"That's amazing, it's not easy for a boy to look like this! You should be a daughter. ”

"Hehe, you don't need to worry about this!" Ye Qiu suddenly felt that this uncle was too busy!

When the members of the FFF group nearby saw it, they should really be brothers and sisters, and they were embarrassed all of a sudden!

"Does this count, a lover will eventually become a brother and sister? No, it's that lovers are brothers and sisters? Several members of the FFF group said.

Ye Qiu looked at these FFF team members and said directly: "Everyone is a FFF group member brother, we are real brothers and sisters!" Rest assured! I won't abandon the regiment. You're wearing your uniforms now, are you going to participate in any event? ”

When the leader of FFF heard this, he also hurriedly said: "That's right! There's a small comic convention going on in a square nearby, and we're going to go there. ”

"Comic Con!" When Ye Qiu heard it, what kind of comic exhibition actually invited members of the FFF group to participate, it was also amazing!

"We got off at the station in front of us, and we went first! I wish you all the best to participate in the event. ”

At this time, the subway reminded Ye Qiu and Luo Tianyi that the station they were about to arrive at was almost there, and Ye Qiu hurriedly talked to the leader of the FFF group.

"That's it! Then you go slowly! Don't worry about what happened just now! We were also accidentally misunderstood! The leader of this FFF group said to Ye Qiu.

As soon as the leader finished speaking, several young people near Ye Qiu just now also followed: "We also misunderstood just now, please don't take it to heart, little brother!" ”

"Just now, I'm sorry!"

Ye Qiu saw that they all apologized, but he didn't really blame them.

"It's okay, it's all a misunderstanding!"

At this time, the subway had already entered the station, and Ye Qiu hurriedly said, "Then let's go first, goodbye!" ”

"Goodbye!" xN

Then Ye Qiu pulled Luo Tianyi to the subway door and prepared to get off.