Chapter 133: Funny Master Zu

Perhaps the referee heard Cahill's inner cry and walked straight over to give Vardy a yellow card. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

If Vardy pulls out the corner flagpole and inserts it back in immediately, then the referee may open the net, but it would be polite to hold the corner flagpole as a toy like him!

Vardy doesn't care, it's nothing more than a yellow card, as long as it's not a red card, it's fine, he has always had a big heart.

Of course, the next process of Cahill's desperate struggle with him does not need to be described with pen and ink, it is very violent!

It was thanks to Jamie Gundy who assisted Gary Cahill's goal that gave Everton another win away to Charlton Athletic.

This is Everton's sixth consecutive win in the Premier League, which is definitely an impressive record.

However, many fans have reached a consensus that regardless of Everton's results, Everton is definitely the most alternative team in the Premier League.

The reason is actually very simple, because the win or defeat of each game is not the point, and the goal is not the point, but a series of funny things that happen on the pitch are the real point.

And the one who led the trend, or the initiator, was none other than Jamie Vardy, a super-newcomer who joined the team in the summer.

It is true that the outstanding strength of the player will naturally attract attention and have a strong ability to attract fans, but in the same way, if the player has comic attributes, he can also attract countless fans.

It's like Jamie Vardy, who would have been the most up-and-coming superstar without his jaw-dropping comedy on and off the pitch, would never have been as impressive.

Everyone knows that the English media touted the ability to make gods, and the funny Vardy is already on the verge of being praised as the first star of the Premier League.

This is the power of strength and comic combined!

When someone becomes popular, some people naturally imitate it.

When Vardy's comic was popular all over the world, many players of the same type sprung up in various leagues, although their imitation was nondescript, but the fans just bought it, and they also gained a lot.

It is now widely recognized that Vardy is the grandfather of the comic world, and many new comic stars have statues of Vardy in their homes, which are said to bless them with smooth sailing on the comic road.

In this regard, Vardy is also drunk and helpless!

Well, it's okay to have a statue for me, as long as you don't jerk off to my idol!

Facts have proved that he thinks too much, and with his appearance, it is estimated that others will not be able to stand up!

......

On the bus, Vardy squinted his eyes and pretended to rest, but in fact entered the system.

The loan shark borrowed from the system has been repaid after the last game, and with the 4 gold coins obtained in this game, the total assets have skyrocketed to 7......

Well, although Mao is not useful, it is better than the days of borrowing!

As for the perk points, the two matches plus wearing the pink girly dress gave him two more free perk points, but this time he won't be stupid enough to use them casually.

Neither the Raging Grenade nor the Vardy area could give Vardy an essential boost in strength, and Vardy needed more powerful traits.

After thinking about it, Vardy still spent 6 yuan to buy an offensive trait fragment, waiting to accumulate it again to synthesize a new offensive trait.

Please, give me one of those traits that can take the whole stadium over!

Or the kind of feature that you can shoot from anywhere on the pitch and then have a 100% goal rate!

And then Vardy was invincible!

Well, it's pure Vardy daydreaming!

"Wake up, Jamie! Wake up! There are beautiful women! Just as Vardy was dreaming, he was suddenly woken up by Gravison next to him.

"Where's the beauty?" Vardy jumped out of his seat and found himself on the bus.

All eyes on the car were focused on him, which made him very embarrassed.

He sat down and glared at Graveson fiercely.

If you don't give me an explanation, just wait for me to give you a few ring scars on your bald head!

From now on, your Dharma name will be called Yuanzhen Gavison!

However, before Vardy could get angry, he found that the expression on Graveson's face was a little indescribable, mixed with hesitation and sadness, and there was hope in reluctance, which was really incomprehensible.

This can't be a broken love, right?

It seems that when I fell out of love, this is this virtue!

"That square rejected you?" Vardy asked cautiously.

"Get out!"

Vardy seemed to have seen Gravison's head on fire.

Hey, is the hair on his head just burning?

Well, Vardy admits he thinks crookedly.

"Then you have a ** expression for Mao, does it really hurt?"

"If you talk well, we're still good friends!"

"Okay, so tell me, what's going on?"

"Well, it's a bit crowded, let's find a place to talk in the evening!"

Vardy felt creepy when he heard this.

This thing can't really have any bad intentions for me, right?

Shall I resist or not?

Looking at Vardy's sympathetic expression, Graveson knew that the tease must be crooked.

However, there were some things that really didn't fit in a crowded place, so he had to give Vardy a roll of his eyes and continue to rest.

It was rare that everyone did not meet in a nightclub in the evening, but in a private room in a high-end restaurant.

The skinhead quartet plus Vardy, who just quit the party, is Everton's little gang.

Everyone was called by Gavison, and they didn't know what was going on in advance, according to their big character, who cares so much and why, order food first, pick the expensive one, and let Gavison bleed!

When everyone had eaten and drunk enough, Gravison got to the point.

"This time it's mainly to tell you something, I may have to transfer away!"

A few people were comfortably picking their teeth with toothpicks, and they didn't expect Graveson to say such a sentence at all, click, click, and didn't even notice that the toothpick was bitten off.

"Hehe, don't make a fuss, it's not April Fool's Day, this joke is not funny, bad review!"

"Where are you going? A team in the Championship? Hahaha! ”

"I guess you're definitely going to Real Madrid, so that the Galacticos has one more superstar, haha, it must be Florentino begging you to join!"

The other three animals said no.

But Vardy chuckled in his heart, and he remembered what had really happened in his previous life.

It was during this winter break that Graveson joined Real Madrid and became part of the Galaxy.

When he first arrived at Everton, he still remembered it, but as he gradually integrated into the team, he forgot about such an important matter.