Chapter 38: Foxes Are Not Cunning
Host: Chen Fan
Identity: Fox
Ability: Honesty is golden
Timeliness: 24 hours, refreshed on time at 0:00 every day
Note: Truth or lie, that's not a question......
"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell"
Chen Fan pressed the alarm clock, and at the same time noticed an unread message on his phone, which was sent by Xu Ying.
[I'm sorry, I thought about it carefully last night, it was me who didn't think about it properly, you're right, it's good to be friends first, thank you]
Chen Fan scratched his head, and replied with joy and a little regret [Love depends on attraction, and working hard to improve yourself is the king]
"It turned out to be an old fox, it's so interesting, and I don't know what the function is." Chen Fan looked at the pile of cards, and the fox card he drew today was a fox.
"Military Gym Preparation."
"Wow! Ha! ”
"Brother Yi, today is the first day of our boxing."
Chen Fan doesn't remember the days very well, except for learning some new tricks in the first two days, and now he repeats the same actions every day, and sometimes he will make two moves on a whim when he walks on the road.
"On the fourth day, I'm already halfway through, work harder, hey!" Hua Tianyi deserted, and after noticing the instructor's eyes looking this way, he immediately shouted in an attempt to confuse the past.
"Those two dead fat men over there, it's you again, it's not good to box, chat there every day, it's fun, isn't it, run two laps out of the queue, time it for three minutes, and now it's already counting down, hurry up, get out."
"Ouch, this moldy head touches..."Hua Tianyi looked at Chen Fan sadly, and the little fat had already begun to tremble.
……
"All personnel, disband."
"Yes!" Everyone responded in unison, this has been a day of boxing, and Chen Fan didn't find out what the fox was for.
"Elder, have you slept enough, what's the use of the fox card." Chen Fan pinched the elder card in his hand and asked as he walked, and the guy who didn't know thought it was a narcissist who kept talking to the mirror.
The elder replied leisurely, "Young people have to maintain a sense of mystery, aren't you going to have an interview tonight?" You'll know when you get interviewed. ”
Chen Fan sighed, stuffed the elder card back, and said, "I don't know which departments are good, can the student union not go to these?" ”
"It's up to you, I think you still have to mess around, or you'll be in the dormitory all day, and you'll be beaten up in college for four years." The elder said sarcastically.
Chen Fan was unconvinced: "What do you mean by mixing? When I was in junior high school and high school, my popularity was good, and everyone was willing to ask me for help. ”
"Tut-tut, others only think of you when they have hard work, after all, a free labor force who doesn't know how to refuse, I like it too." The elder pierced mercilessly.
Chen Fan was still holding on and said, "You don't understand, it's all in the past, I'll prove it to you tonight." ”
The elder answered, "Ouch, then we'll see. ”
……
Before nightfall, the road to the teaching building was crowded with people, the scene was no less than the Spring Festival, Chen Fan looked at the sea of people, and couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for himself.
When I finally squeezed into the teaching building, I found that every classroom was full of interviewers, and some popular departments even called 200 miles away.
"Will there be money when you enter the student union? Why do so many people break their heads and want to come. ”
Chen Fan couldn't figure it out, he took advantage of his height, jumped up and looked at the team in front of him, in the winding crowd, he didn't know where the starting point was and where the end was.
"No. 76, No. 76?"
"It's me, it's me." Chen Fan waved the small note soaked in his hand and squeezed in the dry steam room for half an hour, and finally it was his turn.
As soon as he entered the door, a sense of sacred ritual rushed to his face, and Chen Fan was full of spirit and ready to meet this interview.
"Please introduce yourself briefly."
The person in charge of interviewing Chen Fan is a senior sister, with long brown curly hair, and a pair of standard school glasses, with a cold and serious demeanor, like a good student who does not eat fireworks in the world.
"My name is Chen Fan, I am a student of the School of Accountancy, and I plan to come to interview the secretariat." Chen Fan just made a brief speech, and then threw the topic back to the other party.
The other party stared at Chen Fan carefully, and then asked a few questions in succession, "Why did you choose the secretariat, what kind of department do you think the secretariat is, and what advantages do you have compared with others." ”
"Why did I go, choose a secretary? Didn't you ask us to come in the first place, but now you are asking me why I came. Chen Fan organized the language in his heart, thinking that he could perform well later.
"I think the secretariat is a united family, compared with other departments, the communication with the school leaders will be closer, which is conducive to their own learning growth and progress, my advantage, probably is hard work, people are easier to talk, probably that's all, um."
Chen Fan was still a little weak when he said this, and he didn't have a word of dry goods after a long paragraph.
"Oh, that's it, okay, you go back and wait for the news, the results will be sent when the first round of interviews ends tonight, and you will pay attention to check it when the time comes." Zheng Xiaoruo coldly handed the license plate back to Chen Fan, and Chen Fan accidentally touched the other party's fingers when he took it with one hand.
[The height is okay, but the overall image is not very good, the person is a little wooden, our secretariat is the spokesperson of the appearance association, we can't lower the threshold, see if there is a more suitable decision later, how can the quality of this junior brother not be good]
"Huh? Who's talking? Chen Fan muttered softly, and the person froze in place.
Zheng Xiaoruo looked at Chen Fan and urged: "Please move faster, the students in the back still need to be interviewed." ”
"Oh, I'm sorry." Chen Fan bowed lightly and slipped out the back door.
[There are already a lot of boys in the photo, but it's good for this guy to keep for spare, if the number is not enough, then replace him, this year's enrollment is very good, it seems that the attraction of the beautiful minister is dripping]
[Forget it, don't recruit boys, maintain the purity of the team, so that the entire department is my Houhuayuan, hahaha]
[This guy, I asked him what computer technology he knows, and he actually told me about minesweeping, and I watched it again and again, and the technical novice is either or not]
Chen Fan walked out of several departments in a row, and the harsh words echoed in his ears for a long time.
Chen Fan guessed: "Where did these voices come from, could it be that the function of the fox card is to listen to the words of the heart?" ”
"Bingou, that's right, but it only takes effect after contact with the target, and you can only judge what you have said in the most recent period."
Chen Fan cursed and complained: "Dulicitous guys, what they say is so affectionate, and what they hide in their hearts is despicable and dirty. ”
The elder sighed helplessly and said, "People, they all live with masks, what's wrong with white lies, if the other party tells you all about your shortcomings to your face, can you bear it?" ”
"Yes, why not." Chen Fan said confidently.
A long voice lay in his ear and said: "Super ~ level ~ self ~ love ~ ghost." ”
Chen Fan yelled: "Get out." ”