Xu Naocan, the commander of the "German Army", sat in the center of the headquarters, holding his nose, looking at the map of the simulated battlefield.

Xu Naocan, a senior middle and second disease patient in World War II. At the age of nineteen, he always fantasized that if he was born in the war years, he would be an invincible and invincible military commander.

He was familiar with Clausewitz's "On War", Mahan's "On Sea Power", and Ryddellhart's "Theory of Strategy". He could have done this for questions such as "Why did the Germans fail?" "If Germany does not attack the Soviet Union, will it be able to rule all of Europe?" "This kind of question, eating instant noodles, buckled his feet and fighting with other bar friends all night.

Of course, Xu Naocan, who came out of his claws in front of the keyboard with various military theories, is just a failed young man who failed the college entrance examination and was unemployed at home in real life.

At the beginning of this year's WTH competition in Handong, the WTH Organizing Committee recruited World War II military fans on the Internet to conduct simulated war games to stop the treasure hunting team. Xu Naocan was the first to sign up.

Xu Naocan is lucky. He was selected by the WTH Handong Organizing Committee to become a member of the 100 "German Army", and through the lottery, he became the commander of these 100 "German Army" - he is now a captain of the Wehrmacht Xu Naocan.

Before the start of the simulated war game, Xu Naocan hoped that the second generation of Wang Tianer, the richest man in China, would fight him. He believes that if he can personally "kill" Wang Tian'er, the richest and second generation of China, he can prove to his friends in World War II that he can skillfully apply his military theoretical knowledge to actual combat! It can also prove that if war breaks out, the super-rich second generation will only be the soul of his gun.

Who would have thought that it was not Wang Tianer's panda team who came to "fight" with him. The Pandas went to another treasure hunt site. Here came the recognized cannon fodder team - the salted fish treasure hunt team.

Xu Naocan clasped his nose and thought, "This group of weak chickens." A brain-dead sling, a street infirmary nurse, a fertilizer factory security guard, and a skewer seller, a township middle school teacher, are also worthy of being my Xu Naocan's opponent? ”

In Xu Naocan's opinion, it is easy to clean up the salted fish treasure hunting team!

Nineteen-year-old Wehrmacht Captain Xu Naocan divided his 100 men into 10 combat squads. Two of the squads protected the command. The remaining eight squads took turns patrolling the mountains, looking for opportunities to annihilate the five "American soldiers" who came to attack.

Xu Naocan touched the key hanging on his chest.

The task given to them by WTH is to protect this key. In fact, it is the safest way to order all 100 people to guard the command post and protect him, the "captain" and the key.

But Xu Naocan thinks that it is more than enough to leave 2 combat teams to protect himself!

He was just informed by the organizing committee that his opponent's initial weapon was only an M1911 pistol. almost choked Xu Nao's anger. 5 people, one M1911 pistol, is the organizing committee contempt for their military talents?

You know, these 100 people under your command are all armed to the teeth! All they used was the standard firepower configuration of the German army during World War II. Schmidt submachine guns, Mauser rifles, Luger pistols are all available. 2 squads of the guard headquarters, and even two MG42 machine guns nicknamed "Rippers"!

No matter how you look at it, the 5 "US troops" on the opposite side will be completely wiped out.

Xu Naocan was very disappointed, it was easy to have a chance to play a simulated war game, but the other party was so weak.

Suddenly, Xu Naocan heard a crisp gunshot. He claimed to have watched 100 World War II movies in the post bar, and he naturally knew that it was the sound of American-made M1911 pistol shooting.

The gunfire of M1911 was followed by a burst of gunfire. Xu Naocan thought to himself, in this burst of random shooting, his team fired at least half of the base amount of ammunition, and should have "killed" all the five weak chickens.

Xu Naocan's walkie-talkie rang: "Report to the captain, the tenth squad has lost a soldier." ”

"What? What about opponents? ”

"Run! The Schmidt submachine gun of the slain soldier was also snatched. ”

"Do you eat dry food? Come back and I'll shoot you! "Xu Naocan is too deep into the play, and he really thinks of himself as a captain.

"I said, Captain, you can't rely on me! We were supposed to patrol normally, but we didn't expect Qian Xiaoxiong's stupid fork to urinate urgently and pee behind the grass on the runway. One shot was picked up by the U.S. military. It's too dark now, and we don't know what direction the U.S. soldier's gun runway with the money bear。。。。。 ”

"Okay sergeant, don't shirk responsibility! Continue to patrol, strengthen vigilance, and be careful not to leave alone. ”

Xu Naocan finally dug out the big boogie in his left nostril. He comfortably flicked his nose on the ground: "Interesting, these 5 American soldiers took a shit luck and actually grabbed a single and snatched a Schmidt submachine gun." ”

"Da Da Da ~" There was another burst of gunshots.

"Report to Captain, the Ninth Squad has lost three people! Repeat, loss of three people! We were attacked by the US special forces! He pretended to be on the ground! This damn Voldemort hit us in an ambush! Taking advantage of the darkness of the night, they shot directly at our backs. If it weren't for me and a few other brothers, I guess the ninth squad would have had his Schmidt submachine gun killed! ”

"What?" Xu Naocan threw the grass-green stainless steel water cup to the ground.

"Three people died at once? Didn't he lick the bag, right? Xu Naocan asked.

"Licking the bag" and "Voldemort" are both terms in the popular game Jedi Chicken. Voldemort refers to a more obscene player who uses disguise to attach himself to the ground and ambush his opponents. "Lick bag" means to take the player's equipment after killing him.

"I don't know, Captain. I'll go back and see。。。。。。。 Lick the bag! Lick it cleanly. Two Mauser rifles, a Schmidt submachine gun, and a Luger pistol, all the ammunition they were equipped with, all licked by him! ”

"Uncle's! You bunch of shit! Now the equipment of this group of American troops is fat! Xu Naocan roared.

"Nyima! Xu Naocan, who are you scolding? Do you really think you're a captain? provoked labor and management, and labor and management returned to the headquarters and beat you into a pig's head! ”

Xu Naocan was scolded by his subordinates, and then he realized that he had lost his words just now: "What's that, I'm sorry, brother." I said the wrong thing. Patrol well and keep an eye out for US ambushes around. ”

。。。。。。

In the safety zone, Liu Xiaofei and the four of them also changed into US military uniforms.

Zhao Fatzi looked at Li Qian and said, "Hey, hey, the big beauty wearing this military uniform is really a bit like a female spy of the Sino-US Cooperation Institute." Come on, big beauty, smoke a cigarette. This is a soft Chinese bought from a crater store! Come on, the fat man will give you the old point! ”

Li Qian took a puff of her cigarette and spat out an eye circle.

Liu Xiaofei said with a smile: "My good sister, the fat man is right, your current appearance is simply a real female spy of the Sino-US Cooperation Institute!" ”

Li Qian said to Liu Xiaofei: "Don't be poor." In 15 minutes, we'll have to get out of the safe zone with our bare hands. I don't know what happened to Da Zhuang's sneak attack licking bag. ”

As he spoke, a man came out of the night!

Hu Dazhuang, a retired soldier of the Seventh Steel Company, with two pistols pinned to his waist, two Schmidt submachine guns on his chest, a Mauser rifle on his left and right shoulders, and a few bullet belts on his body, walked towards his teammates on the Salted Fish team like a soldier who had really returned from victory.