Chapter 139: It's better not to gasp when you speak

In the classroom of class A, the students whispered to their acquaintances, and in the window position in the fifth row, Kobayashi Yu sat upright, like a student who was struggling to take the doctoral exam, listening to the teacher's lecture.

Qihe Masataka, on the other hand, is a dedicated teacher who is gushing about his experience: "In the first relationship, you can't take the other party too seriously, like the attitude of holding it in the palm of your hand and being a treasure, all of which can only be played by rich people." Poor students like you and me are too spoiled, and they will make the other party look down on you. ”

"You have to remember, don't think that your sincerity is rare, every poor ghost will say to a beautiful woman, I have a true heart to love you. If you were moved by sincerity, the beauty would have been picked up by someone else. At the beginning of the relationship, your true heart will not be worth more than a roll of toilet paper. If you are too honest, you will be dumped at any time, you have to be able to use rhetoric, and nine out of ten sentences in the early stage must be beautiful words. In the middle stage, five out of ten sentences must be beautiful words, and in the later stage, they will take out the truth, and then successfully go to bed and hug the beauty. ”

Speaking of the ascent, he sat directly on the desk and continued to pass on the experience: "By the way, you have to remember, I said that I don't mean to take it too seriously, and I don't mean to make you look down on it too much. If you look down on each other too much, it will also make girls think that you are not a good person, so they will get rid of you. You have to be clear about the scale between light and heavy. You know, the words "not light" and "not heavy" are easy to say, but difficult to do, and it took me three years to master. ”

When Xiao Linyou heard this, he was stunned and said, "Three years? It's been too long, so let's take a three-hour crash course. ”

Qihe waved his hand and said angrily: "Go aside, what do you think of pickling girls?" This is not a data package, and it takes three hours to complete quickly, and it will take at least three days. ”

"From three years to three days, it's better to shrink to three hours," an indifferent voice interjected into the conversation, and Kobayashi turned his head to see Muto Qing standing near the desk, he habitually stood up and let the other party sit on the stool.

Qihe raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "Students in the first year of high school can't go directly to the university, knowledge is to learn step by step, three days is already the limit of my teaching, whether I can teach or not, I can't guarantee it." ”

Xiao Lin You was entangled for a while, and then let out a long sigh and said: "Forget it, I'm afraid that the more I learn, the more restrained I become, besides, Naruse-chan may take a fancy to me, maybe it's because of that different house atmosphere, if I even abandon this, the effect may be worse." ”

This is reasonable, Nanagawa can't find fault with it, he really can't figure out Alyssa's "unique" taste.

Muto Qing put away his schoolbag and said with a supportive attitude: "That's right, there is no need for Kobayashi to change, you must firmly believe that there will be blind girls in the world." ”

"Comforting me like this, you are really my best friend, I am so moved that I want to push you off the window," Kobayashi You pushed the frame of the glasses and said angrily.

The three of them chatted casually for a while, and did not stop chatting until the class bell rang.

In the blink of an eye, four classes passed, and the time came to noon.

The sun was shining outside, but the classroom was extremely shady, and I didn't feel the heat at all.

Muto Qing opened the bento box, and inside was chicken curry rice, which was not made by Ryoko, but cooked by Yumeyuki herself, so the fragrance was relatively poor.

However, the portion was very large, and the rice was obviously pressed hard, piled up tightly and high, as if he was afraid that he would not have enough to eat and would go hungry.

Nanagawa glanced at his bento and said in surprise, "When did your appetite become so big?" ”

Muto Qing calmly picked up the chopsticks and said, "From this moment on." ”

Jin Danji's body has no problem eating a cow, not to mention these rice, he will not be at risk of eating it.

Xiao Lin You smiled, thinking of his memories in elementary school, and said in the tone of a passerby: "If you don't say this amount, your mother will still do so much next time." I didn't say it before, when I was in elementary school, I was full every day, and finally I became fat, and I was often teased by people, and I lost weight for three years before I lost my current figure. ”

Mu Tengqing's face was disapproving, and he wanted to say something casually, but there was a sudden commotion in the corridor outside the classroom, and the sound was related to the boys.

He turned around and happened to see a foreign beauty appearing at the door of the classroom.

The bright blonde hair shawl, the blue eyes with a soft color, the white skin like snow, and the big breasts that fit the image of a foreign woman all attracted the attention of the boys in the class.

Qihe quietly kicked Xiao Lin You, who was in a daze, with his foot, and then squeezed his eyebrows, signaling him to hurry up.

Kobayashi You came back to his senses, hurriedly left his seat, and ran to the door, the eyes cast around him were very sharp, he didn't care, his body was so light that he could almost float.

Alyssa handed over the lunch box she was holding in her hand, blushing and said, "I heard that in Neon, women have to help men make lunches, this is the first time I have pinched rice balls, if you don't mind, please accept it." ”

The soft and sticky voice wrapped Kobayashi's heart together, he showed a silly smile on his face, took the lunch, and said with a smile: "Hehe, of course, how can I not be satisfied." ”

"Great, then, see you after school," Alyssa clapped her hands, smiled sweetly, and her blue eyes pretended to casually sweep over the window Muto Qing, thinking that the thief who had been sent to install the bug was defeated by a blonde woman with very superb fighting skills.

That blonde woman was obviously not an ordinary person, but she had nothing to do with the immortal law.

If he stayed with that woman for a long time before getting into an unusual look, no matter how simple it was, it would not mean anything to her.

After school, ask the man with glasses for information, if not, forget it, Alyssa silently made up her mind and walked back to her classroom with a smile on her face.

Kobayashi Yu returned to his place with the lunch box, did not speak, put down the lunch, he turned around and walked out.

Muto Qing was curious: "Where are you going?" ”

"Go to the bathroom," he replied faintly, without stopping.

Qihe's eyes showed a smile, and he said in a low voice: "That kid is definitely too happy, afraid of our jokes, so he will make this excuse, but in fact, he hid in the toilet and snickered." ”

This sentence is very accurate to guess the thoughts of Xiao Lin You, he walked to the toilet on the first floor, and casually found a private room with no one to go in.

Locking the door, he sat down on the toilet, covered his mouth with his hands, and laughed wildly uncontrollably.

"Hehehe......" The suppressed laughter sounded ugly, even a little creepy, he didn't care at all, for the first time in his life, he received a bento from his girlfriend, and he couldn't wait to light 3,000 fireworks to celebrate.

After laughing for a while, he heard a conversation in the urinal outside the door.

"Okura was called to the back of the gymnasium by the seniors of the football club, as if to confess."

"It's not going to work out, Okura is gentle, but I don't see any boy in the class getting too close."

"That's hard to say, that senior is very popular, girls have no resistance to handsome and gentle seniors."

Nani?! Kobayashi Yu couldn't steal the fun anymore, so he opened the door suddenly, rushed out like a whirlwind, and rushed all the way to Muto Qing.

He gasped and said, "Yuzi...... Sophomore seniors, confession. ”

Rumble! In an instant, time seemed to freeze, and the classroom of Class A was silent, and not only that, but the entire city of Uemachi was like a painting in a picture scroll, silent.