Chapter Forty-Six: Women's Clothing Boss!
Here he must explain that although Qiao Lu is his sister, one year younger than him, due to some reasons, she has one year less elementary school, so now she is at the same level as him, and she is a top student. Only when it comes to learning, he has to admit that his sister is perfect. It's a pity that he didn't inherit the genius gene, especially mathematics, and the good thing is that boys won't be too bad at math, but when he gets it, it will become poisonous chicken soup.
Not only studying, but in other aspects, Qiao Lu is much more precocious than him, and even she has a share of the credit for him jumping into the pit of the second dimension.
Fortunately, she is essentially a poisonous and irritable and unfeminine otaku, and she has zero love experience so far, otherwise he would indeed have lost some pressure because of "what if my sister is too good".
But at some moments, Ms. Qiao Lu is still very reliable.
For example, although she is holding a game console in her hand now, she is listening very carefully to Qiao Rang's troubles - in fact, he is just following Qiao Lu's guess to make it up.
The university drama club was not full of manpower, and his classmates pulled him to help, but he was asked to play a female role, and he couldn't refuse, so he had to bite the bullet, but he still had a little pimple in his heart, and asked Master Qiao Lu to help solve it.
Qiao Lu was silent for a moment after listening, put down the game, and said, "You're finished." ”
"Huh?"
"It's your first step to becoming cash-in."
“…… Ha? ”
Qiao Lu stood up and looked condescendingly at the stunned old brother in the seat, and after a while, he showed a disgusted expression: "Traitor!" ”
Qiao Rang is now full of question marks, and he doesn't understand why the old girl suddenly made such a judgment: "Wait, wait!" Did you misunderstand something? I didn't plan to do it! How can you doubt your brother! Sleeping......"
Before he finished speaking, Qiao Lu pressed his shoulders with both hands, and his scrutinizing gaze gradually approached, looking very fierce: "Then let me ask you, who is the classmate who asked you for help?" ”
"Uh...... 1. A male classmate! Aha, how could a girl ask me for help, you said yes......" He swallowed nervously.
"Oh? Then why did this male classmate ask you to play the role of the anti-string? He said with a meaningful look.
…… Is she starting to diverge freely again?
Qiao Rang pushed her away, pretended to cough, and began to casually Hu Zou: "That's the case, in fact, I once ...... I saw the boy in women's clothes in the school grove and knew he had this habit, but unfortunately, I was found out, and he said that in order to prevent me from telling him about it, he asked me to wear women's clothes on stage......"
Speaking of this, he sighed heavily: "Actually, he doesn't have to be like this, am I the kind of person with a big mouth?" Besides, who am I going to talk to? Unfortunately, he just didn't believe me, so I had to ......"
"Do you think I'm going to believe you?" Qiao Lu tilted her head slightly, her expression even a little curious.
"......" His reasons are really lame?
Just as Joe was meditating on another story, one of his shoulders was slapped twice, and Qiao Lu said with a bright smile on his enigmatic face: "If I believe you, it should be interesting, right?" ”
Her eyes sparkled, as if what she was looking for now was not her brother, but an unknown treasure chest.
Qiao Rang swallowed his saliva, always feeling that Qiao Lu's eyes looked like they were going to eat him.
“…… Do you believe me? "Boom.
"No problem, I'll teach you!" Qiao Lu waved her hand, if there was a cloak behind her at this time, it would definitely be fluttering even if there was no wind - blown up by her aura.
Jo Jean looked amused at the old girl's sudden interest, but now it was not easy to spoil her interest.
"Well, yes, what are you going to teach me?"
Qiao Lu smiled confidently at him, then snatched the mouse and began to search, and after a while, he collected a bunch of pictures and put them in front of him.
"First of all," she said, "you need to abandon your shame! ”
These photos are nothing else, it is the high-profile women's clothing bigwigs right now - or cosplay is more appropriate, except that they only cosplay female characters.
Qiao Rang looked at it a few times and then opened his eyes, unconvinced: "There are also good-looking ones, there are no men and women who wear women's clothes, aren't there a lot?" Why do you have to look at these spicy-eyed ...... "Since you want the middle of the women's ball ball to shave off your beard first!" It's too disobedient, okay!
Qiao glanced at him and forcibly twisted his head again: "Do you think the effect of a random man wearing women's clothes on the street is like this, or is it the kind of male and female that you imagined?" ”
"Uh...... "Well, otherwise why divide men and women?" He knew that these photo effects were the norm.
"So, you have to be able to endure the appearance of these big guys before you can really have the courage to put on women's clothes and show a charming smile on stage!"
"Wait! Who would have to put on that disgusting smile! "Goosebumps are going to rise!
Qiao Lu ignored him, and used his Weibo Twitter to pay attention to this group of spicy-eyed cosplayers, and said to him: "Your task now is to look at their photo albums!" When you don't feel spicy one day, it's time for you to advance! I'll take care of the rest! ”
Jojean felt that he might never be able to wait for that day.
"By the way, which drama do you play? Romeo Juliet? Hamlet? Snow White dwarfs? Thunderstorm? ”
Joe Jean squinted: "...... Original Idol Drama Let's ......"
Qiao Lu frowned: "...... Idol drama? Are you playing the heroine or the junior? ”
"It's not that idol drama! It's an idol! Love Shake Dew! He pointed to the poster on the wall, which was a group of invincible, innocent and lovely beautiful girls, who were on top of him...... a wall.
Qiao Lu suddenly realized: ", do you know how to transform with a magic wand?" Miniskirt? Absolute realm? White silk or black silk? Is it so powerful? ”
Is he going to say that he's so powerful!!
“…… It's like JK...... Almost, right? He felt that Qiao Lu couldn't make it up if he asked any more.
Fortunately, the other party clapped his hands, looking like he was in control, and gave him a thumbs up: "Understood!" You wait for my good news! ”
With that, she ran out of the room like a gust of wind, and after a while, turned back to get the game console.
Qiao Rang was reluctantly flipping through the Weibo of a well-known women's clothing coser, his eyes were wide as if he was dead, but he didn't forget to tell her: "Bring the door before leaving." ”
"Oh...... By the way, brother......"
Qiao rang up his ears, Qiao Lu rarely called him brother, usually at this time, if he didn't ask for him, it was the wrong tendon in his head.
"What? Don't worry, I'll buy your book for you. "That's when it's time to strike first!
"It's not...... Uh, when I was using your computer just now......" she always talked a little bit when she was playing games, "I seem to have seen a picture of He Bi?" ”