Chapter 162: Jiraiya Men's Clothes on Sale
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the cherry blossoms in the cherry blossom park where Konoha City is located are already in full bloom, and it is the season to enjoy the cherry blossoms.
Mute, Tsunade, and Duan Zang, made an appointment with Ning Ci and every day, and the five of them came out to enjoy the flowers and have a dinner.
The food is all brought in advance, with a napkin, spread under a tree, and you can eat.
"It's time to eat!" Mute screamed, most of these foods were Duan Zang's handiwork, and she was already drooling.
At this time, the police chief appeared again with sunglasses, he was always so coincidental, even he himself had to sigh, he was really a very hard-working trick.
"What a coincidence!" The police chief saw Duan Zang and Ning Ci, and sat on the side.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disturb you all, what about you eating, I wonder if one more person will eat more pleasantly and lively, ahhahaha!" The police chief laughed.
There was an air of embarrassment in the air.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, look at Ning Ci every day, Ning Ci looks at Duan Zang, Duan Zang looks at Tsunade, Tsunade looks at Mute, Mute looks at the police chief, she can't wait for a long time, "One more of him, let's go together, it's okay." ”
So everyone politely invited the police chief to eat, and the police chief burst into tears, "In the past, when my father was alive, he also took me to enjoy the flowers together, and seeing you today is like seeing my own relatives." ”
"Hey, don't cry, otherwise you won't be allowed to eat, tears are a concoction for the weak, and they can't be wasted on food and affect everyone's appetite." Duan Zang complained.
"No, I'm just being more sentimental lately, I've been suspended for reflection, and I've been really unlucky lately." The police chief sighed, grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, not at all polite.
Duan Zang looked at the police chief with a little weakness, grabbed an egg tart and stuffed it into the police chief's hand.
"What's delicious about this? It looks a bit like a work of art. The police chief looked at the flat egg tart, and felt very strange, he had never seen this kind of thing, and sure enough, every time he saw Duan Zang, he could have a full stomach, it was really peculiar.
"It's an egg tart." Duan Zang repeated.
"Egg ...... What the...... I will only make egg fried rice! "The police chief giggled.
"Is this made from eggs? It's really peculiar. The police chief looked at the egg tart and sighed, "What a poor egg, just like poor me." ”
"Woo ......"
This whining sound was not a cry, and the mute stuffed the egg tart into the mouth of the talkative police chief, "Shut up, you're going to eat if you're a man." ”
"Mute, how can you treat guests like this." Tsunade rebuked Mute.
However, the police chief, who devoured the egg tart, praised loudly: "Ah, it's so delicious." ”
The police chief's exclamation stunned a group of people, and then everyone hurriedly reached out to take the egg tarts to eat together, and even grabbed them.
By the time the police chief finished sighing, a plate of egg tarts had disappeared without a trace, and the police chief's hands were frozen in the air, and he was a little cold.
At this time, a woman in the distance was holding a bunch of things, and suddenly walked towards this side, this woman was none other than Sakura.
The police chief suddenly opened his mouth wide: "Wow, that's a lot of strength." ”
"Hey, teacher, you're here too." Sakura was surprised, she was Tsunade's apprentice, and in terms of distant relatives, Sakura was the closest to Tsunade Shizune no matter what.
According to Duan Zang's words, others can help or not, this woman must help, so a smart person like Duan Zang will also take Sakura to share the stolen money together, and the relationship is different.
"Let's come along, Sakura-chan, let's see the flowers together." Tian Tian immediately beckoned.
Sakura didn't know when she started to alienate everyone, and since Sasuke left the village, she had always been alone, and it was a rare opportunity to play together.
However, Sakura refused, saying that the cherry blossoms were the same everywhere, the same cherry blossoms, but different people.
Tsunade glanced at Duan Zang, and Duan Zang hurriedly said: "Then how can it be the same, it is different, from our point of view, the cherry blossoms are not necessarily the most beautiful, but they must be the most chic." ”
These are all excuses, in fact, Duan Zang means to give Sakura the stairs down, and there are many steps down the steps in the tone, Sakura is not easy to refuse in language, and the body will follow.
Sakura was gradually moved by everyone's enthusiasm, and at this time the police chief began to talk nonsense regardless of the occasion, and the police chief said: "As long as there is food, I feel the same everywhere, sitting on the side of the road, or anywhere, as long as there is food, let me be a flower, I don't care......"
As the police chief was getting up as he spoke, Duan Zang raised his head and punched him in the face, knocking him down.
"He's eaten too much, come on, Sakura, let's give up a place, you and Tsunade can sit together." Duan Zang politely found a seat for Sakura, and gave Sakura an egg tart every day, and the atmosphere was happy.
Eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, enjoy the flowers that you should enjoy, play what you should play, and play games together.
It's a game called Positional Battle.
The rules are very simple: two people sit opposite the table, put a wooden hammer and an iron pot on the table, two people rock-paper-scissors, the winner takes the hammer, the loser takes the pot, the person with the hammer smashes the opposite head, if the other party does not pick up the iron pot in time to block the head, it is considered a loss. If you succeed in blocking, then move on to guessing.
"I've played with this, I will." The police chief immediately volunteered to raise his hand, in fact, everyone was not going to take him to play, he was always familiar with himself.
"Which of you wants to play first?" Duan Zang asked the ladies around him.
If Duan Zang and Ning Ci were on it, wouldn't they be bullying this fat director, so they handed over this good thing to the ladies.
"Sounds interesting, I'll come first, I'll come first." Sakura suddenly stood up, she had always been a more playful and violent woman.
"I'll be the referee, and the winner will get a super egg yolk crisp made by myself." Duan Zang took out the super gift that he had prepared a long time ago.
"It's an egg or something, but it sounds delicious." The police chief drooled.
"You have to be careful." Sakura was already sitting across from the police chief, smiling wickedly.
Both of them reached out at the same time, muttering rock-paper-scissors in their mouths.
The results are in.
Sakura is cloth.
And the police chief is the hammer.
The police chief played this game, his eyes were quick, he grabbed the pot and put it on his head, and said with a smile: "Hehe, everything is safe!" ”
"Safe fart, what kind of director, you run away." Tian Tian suddenly laughed and shouted, she knew that Sakura was notoriously violent.
"Ai ......" The fat director was a little stunned, even the sunglasses were crooked, and Sakura raised the wooden hammer and smashed it down.
The fat director thought that he would be fine with the iron pot, but this hammer came down, and the iron pot was directly covered with cracks, and the fat director instantly squirted with a nosebleed, and his head was full of little stars.
"Because the director fainted, there is no winner in this game, who will be next!" Duan Zang ruthlessly pronounced the verdict as a referee.
"Oops, sorry, I used a little bit of force." Sakura said shyly, looking very embarrassed.
……
The director passed out in a coma, and when he woke up, he wiped his nosebleed and sighed: "Why is it always me who is injured?" ”
He got up and found that Duan Zang's group was still playing, and the woman just now was so violent that it frightened him.
There were still two women playing in front of him, and seeing these two people playing this game, the director felt dazzled.
The two women in front of him were Tiantian and Shizune, and in the eyes of the director, the speed of the two people was too fast, just like two people were holding a hammer and a pot at the same time, which opened the director's eyes.
The battle became more and more intense, and the director was stunned.
"These two guys are going to fight until now, and they're almost asleep." Duan Zang yawned as the referee.
"The two of them are fighting with helmets, and you don't want to persuade your wife." Sakura smiled.
The corners of Ning Ci's mouth twitched, he couldn't manage it if he wanted to, he wasn't a strict wife, but he was very spoiled.
In fact, at the beginning, Shizun and Tian Tian were playing, but everyone was a ninja, and after they started to accelerate, then things like wooden hammers were not as reliable as fists and hand knives, so it became hand-to-hand combat......
As for the original purpose of cherry blossom appreciation, what is it, the excitement of two girls fighting?
What an unforgettable day.
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The following month, good news followed.
The hot pot restaurant invested by Duan Zang and opened by Tian Tian and Ning Ci was successfully opened, and the start-up capital was Duan Zang's stolen money.
The business was hotter than expected, and soon, a lot of money was made.
The poor police chief was still secretly visiting the whereabouts of the stolen money, but he couldn't find it, and finally Duan Zang donated a sum of money to the fat director, and the fat director was able to reinstate the official, and the fat director was grateful, saying that Duan Zang was a good person, and awarded Duan Zang a Konoha Friendly Citizen Award, specifically 500 yuan plus a pennant.
The business of the hot pot restaurant is very good, Tsunade stopped gambling during this period of pregnancy, and Duan Zang also had money, so Jiraiya's men's clothing magazine also received Duan Zang's investment, so a romantic magazine belonging to adult men was born, and it was immediately popular on the streets, and Kakashina was a loyal fan.
Every issue of men's clothing magazine will invite some beautiful ladies to take some sexy photos, or Zilai himself hand-painted, at first really no one wants to shoot this thing, Zilai is also the first thing that comes to mind is to pit his own people.
The first to be pitted was Duanzang's wife Tsunade, as the fifth generation Hokage of Konoha once, he had a lot of influence and an extremely good figure, and he also became famous for men's clothing in a way.
But the first issue or Duan Zang deliberately.,It's hand-drawn.,The style is a little more conservative.,But Tsunade itself is extremely sexy.。
The second person to be pitted is the wife of the fourth generation of Jiraiya's own students, Vortex Kushina, with red hair, taking photos, high definition, leading the fashion trend, and all kinds of fashionable clothes are also worn very decently, as the wife of the four generations of Hokage, she has a huge influence.
There are also serialized intimate paradises in the magazine, as well as some men's fashion information or some interesting anecdotes.
The first and second issues became famous in an instant, sold out, and were reprinted in various ways.
In the third issue, Jiraiya wanted to pit Hinata, but was strongly opposed by Naruto, and Hinata's personality was not suitable for this kind of cover, Naruto's thinking was relatively conservative, but under Jiraiya's strong request, so in the end, Naruto made a unified decision, and Naruto himself went into battle.
Of course, it's a secret, Naruto is not a woman, and it seems that he can't shoot it, but he can seduce him.
On the shooting scene that day, in a secret set that had already been set up, there were only two people on the scene, Jiraiya and Duanzang, and when Naruto performed a brilliant seduction, Duanzang and Jiraiya squirted nosebleeds almost at the same time, shouting that they couldn't stand it.
Because this issue is played by Naruto, the scale is very large, there are hand-drawn, and there are photo albums, and each pose is a blood-spraying photo.
This issue of Duan Zang and Zilai also played a lot, too tempting, the third issue of the men's costume exploded instantly, countless wolf friends were crazy about the woman on the cover, countless people wrote to ask who the girl on the cover was, and strongly appealed to this lady to shoot the cover in the next issue. Countless courtship letters filled the editorial office in men's clothes, which Duan Zang and Jilai could not have imagined.
The men's clothes in this issue were released to a peak, and crazy fans asked everywhere who the lady on the cover was, and even blocked the door of the men's clothes, asking for the information of the girls in this issue, in order to avoid Naruto's true identity being found out, Duan Zang and Jiraiya made up a fake identity and called her Miss Huang Min.
Yellow hair, Naruto's Naruto Naruto's combination of words, exploding operation!!
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In a corner of Konoha City, there was a queue in front of the men's clothing release window, and the third issue of the magazine that was released every day was sold out.
This was the case every day these days, and even the reprinted collector's edition was sold out until this issue of the magazine was discontinued.
Countless people wanted to buy this issue of the magazine but couldn't, and scalpers even speculated the third issue of the magazine to sky-high prices. Yes, there are also scalpers in Konoha City, and where there is a demand, it exists.
Kakashi didn't get his hands on the third issue of the magazine, but he'd long heard how sultry and tickling the cover girl was in this issue.
So he had no choice but to ask someone to find a so-called scalper, and when he went to the ground, Nima, this so-called scalper, who else could it be if it wasn't Duan Zang.
Isn't this magazine made up by Zilai and Duan Zang, and it turns out that Duan Zang also has a share in the price.
"Let's take a look, take a look, the third issue of the freshly baked men's magazine, brand new, classic collector's edition, the last twenty copies." Duan Zang shouted there, surrounded by a crowd of people
Kakashi secretly scolded Duanzo: "What a shame for a ninja! ”
But he still stepped forward, passed through the squeeze of the crowd, and bought a copy at a high price several times higher in Duan Zang's hands.
Now Kakashi is still in makeup mode, no one recognizes him, he picked up the magazine and glanced at it, his eyes suddenly widened, it was really sexy and sultry, wow, this issue is really worth cherishing.
Kakashi began to bleed a little as he flipped through the coloring pages of the magazine as he walked, and sighed in his heart that Jiraiya-sensei deserved to be a life coach.
"Wait, why is this cover girl so familiar?" Kakashi wondered where he had seen this so-called Miss Huang Min, a little familiar.
I didn't think about where it was, but I still wiped my nosebleed, until I looked up and saw Naruto's Hokage poster, he instantly reacted, isn't this Nima Naruto, remembering that just now he was still fantasizing about ×× with this Huang Min, and suddenly bent down against the wall and began to vomit blood......
Kakashi only knew at this time that Jiraiya and Duan Zang had many pits, and the pits were bleeding!!