Chapter 573: If You Can't Win, You Shave Your Head

Of course, Jamie Vardy said it was an accident and many people were unconvinced, especially his Inter team-mates.

"Are you sure you didn't deliberately run up to load a bomb and intend to kill Juventus?"

"Are you sure you didn't find the toilet, and you plan to go to their car to solve it secretly?"

"You're so obsessed with Buffon and still playing tail?"

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However, Vardy changed the subject in time, and the Inter players began to criticize Cambiasso again.

Cambiaso is also very hard, feeling that after being with Vardy, his IQ is often not online, or is it just an illusion before, he has no IQ at all?

What kind of god of war physique are others, what kind of hegemon physique, it doesn't matter if you can't envy yourself, how can you find out that you also have a physique now, and it's a teasing physique?

This is Vardy's doing.

Maybe this thing crawled into his room through the window every night and did something strange to his sleeping self, and as a result, he became what he is now.

Yes, it's all Vardy's fault.

When he told everyone about this explanation and speculation, it attracted everyone's collective ridicule and complaints.

Can you blame Vardy for that?

Vardy and Stankovic helped you get away from the wall and Buffon's attention, and then you short-circuited your own brain, and you can blame Vardy?

It's true that Vardy is teasing, and teasing can be contagious, but you're really born!

There was always laughter on the Inter training ground, in the past, Vardy always did things, and then slowly Balotelli often blamed, Materazzi and McCone were accomplices, and now even the iron-blooded Cambiaso has joined the ranks, and sure enough, Inter is going to fall as a whole.

I hope Mancini's resistance can be stronger, otherwise an abnormal manager with a group of abnormal players will simply be the end of the whole world football.

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After the Coppa Italia win over Juventus, Inter took a break and returned to the league to begin the second half of the season.

The schedule of Serie A is relatively rigorous, with the first half of the season being exactly the same as the second half of the season.

Who is the opponent in the first round, and who are you going to fight in the twentieth round;

Who is the opponent in the 19th round, and who are you still playing in the last round of the league;

It's a reincarnation.

Inter's opponent in the first round was Udinese, so the first opponent in the second half of the season was still Udinese.

This is an opponent that Vardy feels is quite new.

You know, in the first leg between the two sides, Vardy only played for one minute before being brought down by the referee.

So, in fact, he didn't even have a chance to make a move with his opponent.

What a sad beginning.

Now that I think about it, Vardy feels aggrieved, a famous world footballer came to Serie A in high spirits, I thought there would be a stunning start, but who thought about it, I was shocked, but I didn't have it.

If he had a choice, Vardy would have preferred he didn't have that much.

Udinese have had a good season and are currently fifth in the table, and if that momentum continues, it is entirely possible to secure a European place at the end of the season, depending on whether it is the Champions League or the Europa League.

Is Udinese a formidable opponent for Inter?

It depends on how you think about it.

For the green field, the two sides are actually equal, and both have a chance to win.

A team that normally finishes fifth in the league can cause a lot of problems for the league leaders, especially if they are playing at home.

But the problem is that Inter are too strong.

Juventus, the former hegemon, was beaten by Inter Milan to the point where he lost his temper;

City rivals AC Milan were overwhelmed by Inter;

Rome, who seized the opportunity to strive for the championship, was beaten by Inter Milan and lost his soul, and he didn't even dare to hope for the championship;

The three strong teams dare not speak out loud in the face of Inter, so the inferior Udinese still dares to argue with Inter?

I'm afraid they really didn't die badly enough.

When Inter was preparing for the game easily, Udinese had people who liked to come out and argue with Inter.

That person was Pozzo the old man of Udinese's big mouth.

"If a team is too strong in the league, then it may not be a good thing for the development of the league, after a long time, the overall competitiveness of the league will decline, and even the entire Serie A league will be over!"

"Inter's introduction of Vardy was definitely a wrong choice, maybe it can take Inter's results to a higher level in a short period of time, but in the long run, it will be a fatal blow for Italian football!"

'On the other hand, Jamie Vardy is also a cancer in Italian football, and he was sent off for attacking the referee in his first Serie A game, which will have a bad impact on the young players.

"Maybe the Italian Football Federation should really be ruthless, don't worry about Vardy's status as the World Footballer, it's better to ban him for a long time, let him know that Italian football is not a serious existence for him to joke about!"

"Udinese will give it their all and snipe against a strong Inter side in this game, and we will be the first team to win against Inter this season."

"Men have to be cruel to themselves, they must not leave themselves a way out, and I solemnly swear here that if we can't snipe Inter, then I will shave my head after the game!"

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Old Pozo's words were directly restored to the newspaper by the reporter intact, and the entire Italian football public opinion was in an uproar.

Did Vardy provoke you?

Directly saying that Vardy is a cancer in Italian football, I'm afraid you're not a tease, right?

But if you think about the Pozzo family's business style, it seems that you can understand why he said that.

Udinese's survival rule in Serie A is to go all out to engage in youth training, collect young players who have not yet played everywhere, and sell them to other teams at a high price after Udinese is famous, and earn this difference.

Although the signs are not obvious now, Udinese can be regarded as a famous black shop in European football.

Anyway, they don't plan to become rich, just make a fortune in silence.

These are two completely different ideas for Inter Milan, and it's no wonder that the elder Pozzo is so unhappy with Vardy and Inter.

But Vardy would love to ask Pozzo Sr., did you short-circuit your brain?

If there is no big club like Inter Milan, who will you sell your players to?

You make money from Inter Milan and you disdain Inter Milan, isn't that a typical white-eyed wolf!

Besides, if you salted fish yourself, do others have to be salted like you?

Inter Milan stood out among the giants who pursued Vardy and successfully brought Vardy to Serie A, which is definitely an increase in the influence of Serie A.

Doesn't that say nothing about the fact that only World Footballer of the Year has ever left Serie A, and no World Footballer has joined Serie A?

Although old Pozo has always had a big mouth, this time, he is on the opposite side of the vast majority.

The melon-eating crowd said they were looking forward to Vardy's counterattack, and Vardy did not disappoint them.

In an interview, Vardy said disdainfully that Inter would win this game, and nothing else, just to shave old Pozzo bald.

If he doesn't shave, I'll go and shave him myself.

But when the time comes, it may be more than just the hair on the head.

Things are looking good.

Was it Udinese who succeeded in sniping Inter, or did Vardy shave Pozzo Sr. after Inter won?

All the suspense will be revealed at the end of the game.

The media is overwhelmingly optimistic about Vardy and Inter Milan, and Inter's strength is not just talking.

A lot of giants and strong teams in Serie A have been beaten to a losing temper, can Udinese, who has always been a salted fish, turn over?

Even if he turned over, it was probably a slap on the cutting board by Vardy, then cut into several pieces, fried and eaten.

Interestingly, in just a few days, Inter Milan received a lot of things from fans, all of which were addressed to Jamie Vardy by name.

Open it up and take a look, good guys, scissors, hair clippers, razors, shaving liquid...... There's even hair removal fluid......

The meaning of the fans is very simple, they can't do it themselves, but it doesn't prevent them from handing tools to the big guys.

If all these things are used, then old Pozo will really become a bald pig, and there will not be a single hair left on his body.

Vardy looked at the mountain of tools and laughed and cried, if they were all given to the barbershop, it would be enough for the barbershop to last for the next century.

Old Pozo, old Pozo, it seems that I don't know how many people are waiting to see your show.

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Inter came to Udine a day early, although Udine is not far from Milan, but in order to repair it, Inter is not short of the money to stay in a hotel.

In the evening, Vardy was still in a room with Balotelli.

Although, according to Mancini, it would be better for Vardy to share a room with Ibrahimovic so that the attacking pair can develop a good understanding.

But the problem is that Ibrahimovic's snoring can easily blow up the curtains, and Vardy is in the same room with him, which is not called rest, it is clearly torture, the kind that is more tiring than training.

So Ibrahimovic is usually in the same room as Materazzi, both of them are snoring masters, everyone is half a catty to eight taels, and no one has to show mercy.

The purpose of Vardy and Balotelli's room is to subtly cultivate Balotelli, after all, Balotelli's leveling experience is also counted on Vardy's head, and if he has double experience and doesn't know how to cherish it, then Vardy should really be shot for five minutes.

But don't think that Balotelli is Vardy's younger brother, Vardy is safe, God knows what Balotelli can do.

For example, tonight, Balotelli transformed into a scientist Balotelli and began his journey of scientific research and development.

"What is this? Iron Man? Vardy looked at Balotelli's crunched up stuff with a puzzled look on his face.

With a smug expression on his face, Balotelli excitedly said to Vardy: "Obviously it's a flamethrower!" ”