Finally, after the haunted dormitory 444 of a certain university, a certain man in a certain major, in the face of the evil forces of Teacher Wu, in order to pursue true love, a certain man did not hesitate to die and jumped off the building to not die to clear his ambition. Version 1!

A man faced the obstruction of the woman's parents, crazy for love, and used a knife to self-harm Mingzhi, version 2!

Version 1 update: Teacher Wu, who has a prominent family background, looks down on the five good students of Qingping who have ordinary family backgrounds, and does not hesitate to use force to hack the five good students to death in exchange for his daughter's lifelong happiness.

Version 2 Update 2: Five good students become scumbags.

In short, in the various versions, the two male protagonists, the knife and the jumping are a few constant keywords.

And one of the protagonists of the story, Qi Xin, in the worship of his roommates, crossed Erlang's legs, ate fresh oranges, and read a professional book with relish.

"Master Xin, are you really a god? Can you share your experience of jumping off a building? The next time there is an earthquake and fire, I can jump off the building like this. "The and the big head flattered each other flatteringly, fanning fans, peeling oranges, and so on.

However, is it appropriate to fan at this time?

", you want to freeze to death!" Qi Xinqi, these scum, he has just been gone for a week, and he has just stayed in the Internet café for a week, day and night, no, Qi Xin still smells the smell of the Internet café on his body, especially in that smell, it seems that he can still smell the smell of the little fat man's feet.

"Little fat man, how long has it been since you washed your feet?" Anger in unison.

"I took a shower on the 3rd of last month." The little fat man rolled his eyes and began to count his fingers.

"Nima ......" Qi was speechless, first the head of the house who did not wash his hair for three months, and then the little fat man who took a bath on the 3rd of last month, looked at the calendar, this month has passed more than ten days, the little fat man's fingers are still raised and put down one by one, finally, after counting, a middle finger gesture over.

"You didn't wash with me." The little fat man gave him a disdainful look.

"Really?" Qi Xin was embarrassed, but after thinking about it again, the last time I came back to find my daughter-in-law, I washed it in the hotel, and I was almost fooled by this fat man, Yu Zhizhi, what a good name.

Qixin farted and chatted in the dormitory, and after learning that he had skipped class for more than a week, he looked at the time, it was Friday again, and there was a professional class in the afternoon, so coincidentally, Mr. Wu.

It's embarrassing now, his family letter, but it's still in his hands? What did Xiaoyu say in the letter at the end?

"Hey, did you see a light rain last week?" Qi Xin suddenly opened his mouth and asked.

Five eyes shot over in unison.

Envy, jealousy, hatred, and so on, you name it.

"What's wrong?" Together, the heart is empty.

"Your first sweetheart is coming to you." The first love that the said was Tian Xin, the future wife of Qi Xin. When Qi Xin heard this, his heart was happy, and he asked, "What is my daughter-in-law looking for me?" ”

Five eyes again, and they shot over in unison!

This time it's Qi Brush's contempt.

"Do you want to make a face?" Big Head said.

"What's wrong?" Qi Xin asked.

"People say that you threw a piece of ancestral jade into someone's house as a dowry, and people don't want to live or die, no, I chased it and wanted to return it to you." Big Head said.

"So, what about later?" Qi Xin asked.

"Later, Xiaoyu came over, accepted the jade pendant, and let your daughter-in-law leave." Big Head said.

"That's it?" Qi Xin was speechless, what is going on with this light rain? And what about his daughter-in-law?

"I heard that after you jumped off the building in the morning, Xiaoyu rushed over and saw that Mr. Wu had gone, originally to see you, but we couldn't find you, so we said that you went out to play football." said.

Qi Xin was speechless, jumped off the building to play football, this is the rhythm of the national football team, which can't compare to its own rhythm!

Can Xiaoyu believe this lie?

"Forget it, don't care about him, it's class for a while, ask Teacher Wu for a letter, and you'll know after reading it."

Lunch break, in a flash! Qi Xin finally had the leisure to start thinking about the doubt in his heart, teleporting? How did you do it?

Teleport! Sleep!

Thirty and the unity of the soul, I didn't hold back and fell asleep.

Forty minutes later, in the happy class bell, Qi Xin and the five friends in the dormitory happily entered the classroom.

Qi Xin finally enjoyed the treatment of a star, and in the crazy guidance and discussion of various classmates along the way, Qi Xin and Teacher Wu met at the corner of the corridor.

"I'm Brother Yun, and you're Miyamoto."

Inexplicably, Qi Xin thought of the scene where Brother Yun and Miyamoto met by chance when he first watched the Battle Royale of PUBG, and he didn't want to, he and Teacher Wu actually met so naked today.

Teacher Wu and Xiaoyu, Qixin and the five brothers.

Xiaoyu stood firmly beside Teacher Wu, his eyes were full of worry, and he looked concerned and pitiful, seeing this, the five brothers shouted hello to the teacher in unison, and walked into the classroom with Xiaoyu smiling.

Teacher Wu didn't know if it was Xiaoyu beside him, or if there were too many students around, or if he squeezed Qi Xin down in the morning, and felt guilty. In short, Teacher Wu nodded uncharacteristically and Qixin, and said, "Anyway, you have skipped class and skipped a lot, I don't care about this class, let's go out for a walk with Xiaoyu for a while!" I'll catch up on this lesson when I come back. ”

Qi Xin was speechless, he really came to class, how could he drop it, and he was kicked out by the teacher?

Xiaoyu walked over, didn't dare to make a mistake, said goodbye to Teacher Wu, and walked out.

On campus, because of classes, Qixin only enjoyed the cordial condolences of the sweeping aunt.

"Young man, don't think about it in the future! Girlfriend is so beautiful, your life can go further. "Auntie has a strong accent, but the tone is warm and warm.

Qi Xin was almost moved, but the aunt muttered later: "This little girl, she looks so beautiful, she is careful, a little sloppy, hey......." At the end, the aunt shook her head helplessly and sighed.

Qi Xin was speechless.

Xiaoyu giggled.

Qi Xin suddenly remembered the letter that Teacher Wu gave him last time, and asked: "What did you regret in the letter you gave me last time, but I only read the first sentence for some reasons." ”

"Ah~" Xiaoyu suddenly blushed, and said something a little shyly, her voice was too small, and Qi Xin didn't hear it clearly.

"What did you say?" Qi Jin asked suspiciously.

"I'm going to marry you." Xiaoyu lowered her head and said.

"What?" Qi Xin was shocked, this change is too fast!

"What? Don't want to? Xiaoyu pouted, as if she was not satisfied with Qi Xin's surprised look.

"Is it because of Tian Xin?" Xiaoyu spoke amazingly.

"Ah~" Qi Xin was embarrassed.

"Isn't she good-looking? Except that the name is as quirky as yours. Xiaoyu said.

This, Qi Xin is powerless to refute, the names of him and her daughter-in-law have always been lies in the circle of classmates.

Qixin, Tianxin, the family is careful.