Chapter 14: The Simplest and Rude Method
Liu Xiaofei dragged the hazy Zhao Fat Man towards the prop store.
Zhao Fatzi complained: "Xiaofei, what are you doing!" I don't let the fat man sleep in the middle of the night. What do you do in the prop shop? We've got only 3 points left! Can't afford to go to the prop shop! β
Liu Xiaofei asked Zhao Fatzi: "Fatty, do you remember the first time you entered the prop store, you complained that the things in the store that have nothing to do with fishing are cheap?" β
Zhao Fatzi nodded: "Yes, it's cheap!" WTH souvenir tie, 1 point 100 pieces! I'll go, Xiaofei, aren't you going to spend 3 points to buy 300 ties and abstain from the competition, right? However, a WTH commemorative tie can be sold for thirty or fifty yuan on the Goubao website. 300 is 10,000 yuan smallerγγγγγ β
Liu Xiaofei hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't talk about those useless ones." I ask you, apart from souvenir ties, what else is there in the prop shop that has nothing to do with the competition? β
Zhao Fatzi said: "There is smoke! Wine! 1 point, a soft China. How Xiaofei, when did you learn to smoke? Addicted to smoking? β
Liu Xiaofei sighed as he walked: "My good sister is right. Fat Zhao, your head is really full of dung. Think about it, what else! β
Zhao Fatzi pondered and meditated: "Ah, by the way, it seems that there are still some second kicks!" The people who make this prop shop are too mentally retarded! Isn't it possible that the two kicks are used to celebrate after finding the clue? β
Although Li Qian ridiculed Zhao Fatzi all day long, his brain was full of feces, but in fact, Zhao Fatzi was a very lively person.
In Zhao Fatzi's own words: obesity does not equal stupidity! (The fat author finally said what he had been trying to say for the past ten years).
Liu Xiaofei mentioned and kicked twice, Zhao Fatzi stopped abruptly and patted his brain: "Why didn't I think of it!" Why didn't you think of that two days ago?! Xiaofei, I don't think you have brain cells in your head! Why do you think of something so obvious? β
When Zhao Fatzi led Liu Xiaofei all over the mountains to fish, catch shrimp, and dig birds' nests when he was a child, he mysteriously found Liu Xiaofei who was dragging a tube of snot to the river. Then he carefully took out a cloth bag from his arms.
"Fat brother, what is this?"
Zhao Fatzi opened the cloth bag: "Hehe, Xiaofei, this is a second kick!" It's amazing! I secretly got it from my dad during the Chinese New Year. Left until now. β
Six-year-old Liu Xiaofei nodded ignorantly: "Fat brother, what can this thing do?" β
Zhao Fatzi held the second kick in his hand and said, "Look! β
He lit the second kick, and the second kick "bang" into the river. After a few seconds, "bang~".
Two kicks exploded underwater! Blow up a bunch of fish!
Liu Xiaofei still hasn't figured out the scientific principle that the second kick can explode when it enters the water. However, the second kick fried fish, rural children basically played it when they were young.
When he came to the roundabout, he fell into a fixed state of mind. Fishing, fishing, fishing, touching, forking... There seems to be no other way than these four methods.
Mr. Wang's sentence "Simplicity is the soul of wisdom" reminded Liu Xiaofei.
What's the most simple fishing method I've ever seen in my life? It's nothing more than the two-kick fried fish that I played with when I was a child! Easiest! The most violent! Most efficient!
Zhao Fatzi and Liu Xiaofei entered the prop shop.
The bunny girl is dozing off on the table.
Liu Xiaofei woke up the rabbit girl and asked, "How many points do you have for the second kick?" β
The bunny girl checked the brush and said, "Sir, the second kicker has 200 points." β
Liu Xiaofei was so shocked that his jaw almost fell to the ground: "How many do you say?" 200 pcs? So much? β
The bunny girl nodded: "You can't be wrong, sir, it's 200." However, I would like to remind you that the items in the Item Shop are not only sold. 1 point is the minimum spend. β
Liu Yun said to the rabbit girl: "Okay, bring me 200 first!" β
This time, it was the bunny's turn to be surprised: "Sir." I must warn you that the items in the Item Shop that have nothing to do with treasure hunting are indeed very cheap. But two kicksγγγγγγγ It seems to be used by the contestants to celebrate after finding clues. Are you sure you want to spend 1 entry point for 200 2 kicks? β
The fat man on one side obviously didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and he said arrogantly: "If you want to brush the points, you will brush it!" What nonsense? Hurry up, 200 two-kicks! β
The bunny girl nodded, "Yes, sir." Please swipe your entry points. β
"Beep~", the salted fish team has the last two points left.
The bunny girl opened the warehouse: "You two can't take 200 two kicks at once." β
Zhao Fatzi said: "You don't have to worry about this. We carry forward the spirit of ant moving, move two bundles at a time, and move a few more times! β
Liu Xiaofei said to the rabbit girl again: "Brush another soft China." β
Zhao Fatzi asked: "Xiaofei, what soft China do you buy?" The lives have not yet succeeded, and the comrades still have to work hard. It's only been half of the long march, and I don't know if 200 two kicks can blow up that red carp. If it's not enough, can't you buy another 200, 400? Are you thinking about buying cigarettes to celebrate right now? β
Liu Xiaofei patted the back of Zhao Fatzi's head: "What, Zhao Fatty." There was still half a box of matches left. Point 2 kicking does not need a fire source? Cigarettes are the most suitable for two kicks! β
Zhao Fatzi suddenly realized: "Xiaofei, you are still thoughtful!" β
Zhao Fatzi and Liu Xiaofei each returned to the shore with 30 second kicks.
Teacher Wang, Li Qian, and Hu Dazhuang on the shore were confused.
Teacher Wang asked, "Xiaofei, what are you doing with so many second kicks?" β
Liu Xiaofei replied proudly: "Fried fish!" β
Teacher Wang was surprised: "How to fry fish with two kicks." If you enter the water, the fire will be extinguished. β
Zhao Fatzi didn't wait for Mr. Wang to finish speaking, he lit a soft Chinese with a match, spit out his eyes comfortably, and then lit a second kick. "Bang, whoosh~" The second kick rushed into the water.
After 1 second, only the sound of "bang~" was heard. Two kicks exploded in the water!
Teacher Wang was surprised: "Can you blow it up in water?" β
Zhao Fatzi said: "Ha, Mr. Wang, why don't you say that you are not diligent and do not distinguish between grains and grains?" The second kick fried fish is a trick known to three-year-old children in our village! Let's go, follow us to the store. There are still 140 double kickers waiting to be moved in the store! β
The crowd moved all the two kicks to the shore.
At this time, those viewers who stayed up late to watch the live broadcast of WTH exploded the screen in the live barrage area.
"66666, this is going to fry fish with two kicks! I played it when I was a kid! I didn't think of it! β
"Two kicks fried fish? Can you blow up a fish? Why hadn't this girl heard of it before? β
"The girl upstairs, don't you understand? The second kick fried fish can't blow up the fish to death. The second kick explodes underwater, creating a shock wave around it. The fish will be stunned and come to the surface! β
"Reward 10 soft sister coins, one for the poor, can only support so much! Didn't say it! The rich second generation has a way to buy fishing nets by brushing rewards for points, and there is a poor way to hold silk! I bet that Wang Tian'er, the kind of person who was born with a golden spoon, had never played two-kick fried fish when he was a child! β