"Hey! This coffee is really good, I kind of like it here, remember to give me a business card, I will definitely come back often in the future. Deadpool lifted the hood halfway up, picked up the cup and took a big sip, then said in surprise. Coffee is so unbeatable here that no American can resist its charm.

"It's good to like it, but don't you feel like this!" Nie Bao looked at him missing the lower half of his body, still eating and drinking expressionlessly, talking and laughing like ordinary people, and couldn't help but admire his big nerves in his heart.

"Life is like **, if you can't resist, then it's better to enjoy, this kind of thing is a good habit, and it won't take long for it to grow. By the way, you know my name is Deadpool, why don't I know you? It's so unfair, I guess I've seen you before. Deadpool said heartlessly.

"My name is Nie Bao, and I'm pretty sure you've never seen me until I've seen you once."

"Hah!" Hearing this name, Deadpool was surprised, and then pointed at him and said: "I am familiar with this name, I remember that someone seems to have said that Nie Bao is a pig, where did you hear it?" ”

When Nie Bao heard this, he was shocked, and reacted casually, on the day this guy was released, he seemed to have shouted this sentence, but he didn't expect this guy to go far, but he actually heard it, this is really a helpless misunderstanding.

Nie Bao was afraid that he would think of something, so he hurriedly waved his hand, diverted the topic and said, "Don't think about this, I'm more curious, the half of your body can grow the lower half of your body by itself, so will the lower half of your body also grow the upper body?" Are there two Deadpools? Then which of you is better. ”

Deadpool's face stiffened when he heard this, with a stunned expression, obviously he had not been able to do it for a long time, and he had never thought about this problem, so he shrugged his shoulders and said: "This is really a good question, I don't know, if there is, I will have an extra brother, this is a good idea." But if you want to find out, you have to ask the screenwriters, or the audience who are sitting in the cinema watching us play the trick, maybe they will know the result. Hey! Director, add me a 360-degree, mosaic-free close-up at this time. ”

Nie Bao was stunned when he heard this, how big this guy's heart is! I didn't think he really knew he was a movie character. Immediately Nie Bao reacted, this guy may have made a mistake.

"I think you might be mistaken, the space you're in now is no longer in a blockbuster movie, it's not an American comic, it's in a book with a strapped income, a slow typing, and a hard-pressed author who gets sprayed a lot, which means you're a pirate. And there is no such plot in the movie. Nie Bao looked at him and suddenly said maliciously.

Deadpool was stunned when he heard this, the people he met had never believed these people he said, which also made him always have a sense of superiority that he was drunk and sober, but he didn't expect that there would be someone today who not only believed what he said, but also told another set of truths. I don't know why, although this truth is very unreliable, there is always a voice in his heart that tells him that what Nie Bao said is true.

"Really? I've never heard of this before, so introduce me to this author another day, and if he breaks the writing, I'll put him on my kill list, and cut off his short little brother first. Ha! It's really a good idea, kill the author and then kill the genuine, then I don't have to be true? In other words, genuine to make money, or piracy to make money? If it's pirated, I can put them in one yard. Deadpool said with a wicked grin as he propped his chin in one hand, baring a mouthful of sharp teeth.

"Boom, boom! Yes~! There was a sudden flash in the sky overhead, and Deadpool screamed, and when he looked back after the lightning, he was scorched and blackened, and he was slashed miserably.

Nie Bao looked at him and gloated: "Deadpool, even if you tease you again, you won't die like this!" Dare to offend the author and shake out all the facts he has, don't you know how fast the truth-teller will die? ”

Speaking of this, Nie Bao's face turned pale, obviously realizing that he had accidentally said something, and hurriedly folded his hands, crying and mourning to make amends.

"Boom, boom, boom! Yes~~! "Infinite thunder strikes, a long scream, what Nie Bao just wanted to say, was struck back by the thunder, and only screaming out was left.

The author greatly blessed that after a lightning strike, Nie Bao did not die, but he was covered with the same charred black face as Deadpool, with a face like black carbon, only the whites of his eyes were still relatively obvious. Deadpool on the side, seeing his end, laughed so happily that he almost turned over.

After a moment of effort, the two looked at each other, looking at each other's embarrassed appearance, Nie Bao suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "Don't talk about this dangerous topic, let's move on to the previous topic!" ”

"Agreed!" Deadpool shook his hand excitedly and nodded. The world of tease is really incomprehensible, if you look at the right eye, you can become friends in the blink of an eye, you don't need to know each other, and you don't need to know what secrets the other person has.

"Do you need a change of clothes? I guess when your flesh grows, you won't grow along with your clothes, right? Nie Bao asked kindly.

"Haha! Thank you, I'll talk about it when it grows, it's good to go out with friends, I think my lower body is even worse, if it can really grow a me, there is no one over there to change his clothes, and there is such a delicious coffee. Deadpool scratched his head and said with a heartless smile.

Hearing this, Nie Bao said expressionlessly, "Really? But why do I think you're more miserable? At least if he does grow out of there, he's only naked on the upper half of his body, and you don't have pants, is it cool for the bird to be exposed? Beware of being caught as a pervert! ”

"Ahh Deadpool was dumbfounded, his mouth wide open.

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Two more days passed, and Deadpool's thighs grew out, and there was no reason to be here anymore, so he left without a word. Although the food and coffee here made him full of praise, he couldn't think about it every day, but he still remembered in his heart that he wanted to seek revenge on Ajax, so he stayed for a long time and left quietly.

However, this made Nie Bao angry, this guy hid in his small shop, cheated on food and drink, said that he would pay on credit first, and then settle the bill when he found his pants. So Nie Bao felt that he was quite funny, so it was not bad to stay and chat for a while, and it was good to eat and drink every day. Reiki food is nutritious, and the thighs are growing rapidly.

But I didn't think about this guy, his body had just healed, so he fled so quietly. I didn't even settle the account, because he was so good to this guy, I thought I could earn a sum from Wade, but I didn't think that the money was not earned, and even the food expenses were compensated. It's really two stinky and shameless people who want money, and they bumped into a piece, and Nie Bao lost the first game.