Chapter 322: Absurd Proposal
NBA players have many hobbies, some good and some bad, and drinking should obviously fall into the latter category.
Tang Shuai is deeply aware of this, since he was dragged out by Stephenson to get drunk once, he had a headache for a day, and then he gave himself his first time in a daze, so that the next few times he drank, he drank some casually, and then pretended to be drunk and confused.
But this time, he never expected to expect so much from drinking.
This strange performance made Stephenson, who was driving, look behind him through the rearview mirror from time to time, and constantly ask him if he was okay.
When he finally arrived at the bar, he was finally relieved to see that Tang Shuai finally didn't get out of the car with the backpack containing the ball.
When I entered the bar and then into the box, I saw that Lawson had already drunk the whiskey first.
"Thai! You're not interesting enough! As soon as Stephenson entered, he pointed at Lawson and said.
"Haha, look at me, I just can't keep my mouth shut, you guys are here!" Lawson put down the whiskey in his hand, stood up and greeted Stephenson.
The two drunkards gave Tang Shuai an affectionate hug in front of his eyes.
After hugging, Lawson saw Tang Shuai, pointed at him with a smile and said, "Don! ”
"Thai!" Tang Shuai now looks at Lawson like a skill pack with an orange glow, holding back the desire in his heart, and reaching out to give Lawson a big hug full of alcohol.
After a brief welcome of the three men, Lawson waved and soon a row of wine companions came in from outside.
When it was Tang Shuai's turn to pick, he specially asked who was the best to drink, and finally chose a fat girl to accompany the wine.
saw the person chosen by Tang Shuai. Lawson said teasingly, "Don, your taste is really different. ”
Tang Shuai smiled and reached out to touch the fat girl's buttocks. smiled and said, "Is James also good?" ”
This ridicule immediately caused Lawson to laugh out loud.
After all. Harden's fondness for buttocks augmentation is well known in the league.
This joke suddenly shortened the distance between the three people, there was nothing to talk about at the wine table, and the three of them were constantly eating with a glass of you and me.
To say that Lawson can talk about Tang Shuai and Stephenson, it is definitely not a wild speech, and this cup will not change its face.
Thanks to Tang Shuai, he had the foresight to accompany the fat girl, and after the fat girl accompanied him, he put the cash that had been prepared long ago into the fat girl's chest. Hood stuffed, and then rode Lawson and Stephenson without paying attention. Just let the chubby chick drink on her behalf.
This trick has a remarkable effect, Lawson can drink, but it is also relative, and as the wine comes up, they only care about pouring the wine into their mouths, where does it matter whether the other party really pours the wine into their mouths.
But Lawson can really drink, and when he Stephenson and the fat girl next to him, Lawson was not drunk yet, and drank with Tang Shuai for a while. Both of them were seven or eight points drunk.
"You kid is amazing, I haven't admired anyone when I drink, you are the first!" Lawson was drunk and gave Tang Shuai a thumbs up.
Tang Shuai was also dizzy at this time. Hearing Lawson praise himself, his face was slightly red, but he didn't care if the way was appropriate at this time. He shook his head to sober himself up, and said, "Tai, the amount of alcohol you drink is what I admire." You see, Lance has been overturned by you! I'm dying! ”
"Ahaha. Not to mention anything else, this wine is the most lovely! Lawson said as he poured another sip of wine into his stomach, and a full burp came up, full of the smell of wine.
"Tai, we have a set of boxing methods in China called drunken boxing, which means that after drinking, people can play a set of invincible boxing." Tang Shuai put down his wine glass and spoke.
"Chinese Kung Fu? Is there such a punch? Lawson was curious.
"There are legends, but I haven't really seen them, but I think it should be that people can bring out the potential of their bodies when they are drunk." Tang Shuai is serious nonsense.
"Can this really be?" Lawson was eight points drunk, but he listened to it with relish.
"I have an idea to experiment with." Tang Shuai said.
"Say it quickly." Lawson was intrigued.
"We're all professionals, what do we do best? Playing ball, of course! I can't try kung fu boxing or anything, but I can play ball! Tang Shuai slapped his thigh and said.
"You mean to say we're going to play now?" Lawson was stunned for a moment.
"yes, let's go to the stadium to see if we can play more ballballs than usual." Tang Shuai continued to talk serious nonsense.
His purpose now is to get Lawson to agree, and he will not give up without persuasion.
"Great idea!" Lawson slapped his thigh, got up from his seat with a "whoosh", laughed and said, "You must be a genius!" ”
Tang Shuai was embarrassed for a while, it seems that after this person is really drunk, everything that is reasonable and unreasonable has to stand aside.
"Let's go!" Tang Shuai helped Lawson and walked out.
After checking out at the bar and having Stephenson drop off at a nearby hotel, he went to the car to get the ball.
At this time, if Stephenson hadn't been drunk, he would probably have to vomit blood when he saw this scene.
However, Stephenson is unconscious, and it is obviously impossible to see the next scene on the court.
After taking the car from the car, the two of them went to the nearby basketball park full of alcohol.
The taxi driver saw that the two men were drunk, and after repeatedly confirming that the place they were going to was a stadium and not a hotel, he put them down next to the basketball park.
It was late at night, and although the lights were still on in the park, it was long gone.
The two of them hooked their shoulders to a basketball hoop, threw their coats on the ground, and then began the bullfight.
"Come, you come first, I drank more than you, and I must be stronger than you." Lawson really believed Tang Shuai's theory.
"Okay." Tang Shuai took the ball and walked outside the three-point line.
He dribbled the ball twice, but he didn't get it safe and fell straight away.
"Ahaha, look, you're not drunk enough." Lawson was there to laugh as he stood at the free-throw line.
Tang Shuai shook his head speechlessly, even if he had been prepared, he still underestimated Lawson's drinking, this Lawson is drunk now, he himself is almost drunk, and he can't dribble steadily.
"It's my turn." Lawson staggered towards the basketball.
Tang Shuai switched to a defensive position.
Lawson took the ball, looked at Tang Shuai with a smile, and then slapped the ball down.
Not to mention, Lawson drank a lot, and he actually dribbled the ball at this time, although he was shaking, he could still attack.
Tang Shuai shook his head vigorously and put on a defensive posture, he is now going to knock down Lawson's exclusive skill package, if he accidentally knocks out the bag by Lawson, it will really be worth the loss.
"I'm coming!" Lawson shouted, dribbling the ball from side to side and heading for the inside.
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