"Hey, Elder, do you want me to agree to the invitation of the Discipline Inspection Department?"

There was no light in the curtain, Chen Fan put his hands on the pillow under his head, and the elder card also lay peacefully on the side.

"How do I know this, you can go if you want to, no one will stop you, you are all adults, you have to weigh the consequences before making a choice."

The light was too dim, Chen Fan couldn't see the elder's movements, just listening to this tone, it seemed like he was picking his nostrils to mock himself.

"Belated justice is justice, then this belated invitation should also be regarded as an invitation, although the student union extinguished my enthusiasm, but also rekindled the flame of hope for me." Chen Fan pretended to be deep, and he probably had a number in his heart.

"It's good to decide for yourself, it's 11 o'clock in five minutes, Xiao Yuhe has already agreed, hey, no, why am I telling you this, haha, you shouldn't have heard it."

Chen Fan glanced at it, took out his mobile phone and replied to the text message, "Elder, I'm not the kind of guy who covets beauty and sex, I really want to learn some skills when I join the Discipline Inspection Department, and I don't mean anything else." ”

"Yes, I believe you, I only know that Xiao Yuhe looks better than Xu Ying, except that her breasts are a little smaller." While the phone was still on, the elder card jumped in front of Chen Fan, put on a Thomas grimace, and lay back naughtily.

"The old man still likes these, and he is not ashamed." Chen Fan set the alarm clock and threw his phone aside.

"Don't look at me old, my body bones are much tougher than yours, just your small body, I'm afraid the piston will leak before it warms up."

"When it's your turn to possess me, I'll let you feel the fear of being dominated." Chen Fan played tricks and closed his eyes sleepily.

……

"Tut-tut, this is a little difficult, I'll connect Lai Guangyi and Wei Youlong, this guy is delivering food outside at night, I'm afraid that Wei Youlong will be doing things behind his back."

Chen Fan picked up a red thread, bypassed the two ends of the thread around the cards with Wei Youlong and Lai Guangyi written on them, tied them up, put them in his pocket and took them out the door.

Chen Fan is a eros, he hid it very carefully, and when he stuffed it in, he also buttoned it and sealed it, for fear that he would accidentally fall out when the time came.

"Cupid, Cupid, you are a goddess of love, how can this function be limited to sharing sensory senses." Chen Fan found his old position, turned around and stood firmly on the lawn.

I thought that Cupid could make the two people who were connected to each other like the red line of the old moon's marriage, but the bad guy was also the god of love in ancient Greece, and the function naturally had to match the name.

But what Chen Fan has in his hand is a real fake, or a low-profile version of the fake, with a red thread, there is neither destined love, nor the watch of life and death.

Some are just one person beaten, two people cry out in pain, that's all.

In order to prepare for emergencies, Chen Fan also wrote down the names of himself and Xu Changhui on the small card, in case the situation was critical, even if he was beaten to death, he could pull Wei Youlong on his back.

A rehearsal was arranged in the morning, and it was originally scheduled to start at nine o'clock, but the leaders grinded until ten o'clock, and they were late, one by one, with a big belly, and one of the most special, their eyes were narrowed into a slit, and eighty percent of them had just woken up, and they forgot to bring their glasses.

"Okay, okay, it's the Armageddon in the afternoon, have you thought about the slogan and the name of the phalanx, you want to be vigorous, shout out the style, shout out the youth." Before the leader could speak, the instructor stood in front of the array and said.

Chen Fan hid behind him and said faintly: "Just call the dead fat man phalanx." ”

The instructor vetoed it and said: "Which dead fat man said it, come out for me, be serious, what about the slogan?" What is our goal? ”

"This year's freshman year, next year's sophomore year, every exam must be passed, and I will never fail the course." A voice rang out from the other side of the head.

"Why don't you call Qianqian Bumper Fist, it's quite smooth to read."

"Hey, let's call it the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, but we only have sixteen moves, and we can also try to beat the dog with sixteen punches or something."

The instructor was quite helpless and said, "Can't you just give some normal names?" Like what we used to call 'steel torrents', 'blades' and 'red sharp knives', no matter how bad you are, it's better to get a 'railway guerrilla' to come out and fill the façade. ”

The instructor looked at the phalanx next door, all interested in it, and then looked at his side, which was lifeless.

"I only have one request, at least our names can't be worse than others, I don't want anything new, at least don't be at the bottom." The leaders on the stage had already begun to speak endlessly, and the instructor had no choice but to suppress the volume.

I don't know if there are people in the phalanx racking their brains to think of new ideas, anyway, Chen Fan already has the mentality of breaking the jar here, so he calls the dead fat man phalanx.

"Old Han, if your name is set, I'll miss you." The commander-in-chief approached and spoke.

"I really want to ask them to run a few laps to activate their brain cells, and they don't know what kind of bad idea they have."

The commander-in-chief took the names set by the various formations, put them in front of Instructor Han and said: "Don't bother thinking about it, this class of students don't like the rules, you look at what the names are, what 'I only have pasta', and this 'don't leave today', the most bizarre thing is this, 'Spicy Hot' has come out, don't care too much about the details." ”

Instructor Han thought for a moment and said, "You wait for me, I'll come directly to a democratic vote and give you an answer in three minutes." ”

"Students, time is urgent, vote directly, I'll read the names of the alternative phalanxes, wait for me to count to three, which one do you think is reliable, just raise a few fingers as I say."

Chen Fan didn't expect that the dead fat man he talked nonsense would also have a share, and he was the first in line, and it seemed that the instructor still remembered this name.

"Three, two, one....."

Chen Fan raised a finger without hesitation, and so did Hua Tianyi beside him, most of the people on the scene were the same as Chen Fan, anyway, it was just a name, and it was called when the official performance was performed in the afternoon.

At noon, a strange performance list appeared on the leaders' table.

"Dead fatty, don't leave today, date or date, I only have pasta, YSL Star Celestial Group, be your own queen, cross the bridge and get one free, buy one and get one free and give a set, the man doesn't flick if he has tears, you and I under the wisdom tree, the WiFi can't be connected, don't talk and kiss me." Principal Wang trembled and held his reading glasses, wanting to reconfirm every word on them.

"Does that sound like a word? Although our university adheres to the spirit of freedom and openness, it is a bit of a free and easy way for them to do so. "The headmaster is still slowly looking down, and the dean of education is the first to start.

"It's okay, just let them do it, find some media to publicize it, maybe it will be of great benefit to next year's enrollment." The old headmaster smiled kindly, took his glasses aside, and ate the wonton in a huff.