Xu Naocan took out an inferior cigar that he bought for 15 yuan on the dung net, and lit it in his mouth.

Xu Naocan, a 19-year-old secondary 2 boy, thinks that those famous European and American military commanders in World War II love to smoke cigars. The way I smoke a cigar now, if you take a picture with your mobile phone, it must be very stylish!

He took a big drag on his cigar.

"Vomit~" Xu Naocan, who can't smoke, was so breathless by inferior cigars that he squatted on the ground and vomited!

A group of subordinates around him couldn't help but laugh: Xu Naocan, Xu Naocan, you B pretend... It was too unsuccessful too.

In a wooded area less than 1 km south of the hillside.

Five members of the Salted Fish Treasure Hunt Team are having lunch. Two canned beef and four compressed biscuits are not much, but they are better than nothing.

Among the five people, the one with the largest amount of food is Zhao Fatzi. After all, 200 pounds of fat meat are placed there.

The second most eaten person is not the tall Hu Dazhuang, but the tall and beautiful Li Qian. When Liu Xiaofei was in high school, he privately commented with his classmates on the amount of food his female boss: the amount of food is as big as a cow, and she eats an old sow to death and does not look back.

Hu Dazhuang took the initiative to give Li Qian the compressed biscuit he had shared: "I'm not too hungry, you can eat." ”

Li Qian, a bewitching sister who looks like Pan Jinlian and is Lu Zhishen in her heart, actually has a red cloud on her face that only a girl can have: "Da Zhuang, I'm full." It's better to eat it yourself. ”

Zhao Fatzi coaxed on the side: "Are you two in love or what?" I got goosebumps all over my body. I said, "Big beauty, if you don't eat that biscuit, I'll eat it!" Ma Dan, this little thing is not enough for me to stuff my teeth! ”

Li Qian glanced at Zhao Fatty: "Fatty, in order to prove that your brain is not filled with dung, let me ask you a brain teaser." ”

Zhao Fatzi nodded: "Obesity does not equal stupidity!" Just ask! ”

Li Qian said: "I said that there is a family that has a pig and a donkey at home. It's the New Year, and you have to kill one of them to do New Year's goods. Excuse me, do you kill the pigs first? Or do you kill the donkey first? ”

Zhao Fatzi thought for a while: "Let's kill the donkey first!" Donkey meat is worth more than pork! ”

Li Qian sneered: "Heh, that's right, the pig thinks so too!" ”

Zhao Fatzi reacted for a long time: "Rub!" Big beauty, do you mean I'm a pig? ”

Teacher Wang and Liu Xiaofei had no intention of listening to Zhao Fatzi and Li Qian's bickering. They ate compressed biscuits while looking in the direction of the hillside.

Teacher Wang asked Liu Xiaofei: "Why is there no movement over there?" Is the enemy not fooled? ”

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Down the hillside. Xu Naocan was dizzy from a sip of inferior cigar smoke and vomited. Suddenly, one of his men tapped him on the shoulder: "I said captain." Uphill, it's all blue smoke! ”

"Blue smoke?" Xu Naocan was excited.

"Could it be that all five U.S. troops were killed? That's not right! Why didn't you hear gunshots coming from the hillside? The excitement was followed by doubts.

This is because in a war simulation game, all grenades are not filled with explosives. When the grenade explodes, the only effect is that the processor automatically determines the kill, and a smoke screen is generated on the "dead man". In other words, in war simulation games, the grenade "explosion" is silent.

"Report Captain! We've run into a treacherous thunder! 8 killed! Repeat, 8 killed! ”

"What? Trickery? And what about the five US troops? Xu Naocan asked anxiously.

"Report to the captain, there are no American troops on the hillside at all! Only thunder! I said, what are you doing as a captain? Blind command! Xu Naocan's subordinates couldn't help but complain about him, a half-commander.

"These damn US troops! I'm going to have them torn to pieces! "Xu Naocan can now be described as thunderous.

They did not even see the face of the "US troops", and 14 people were killed in one night and one morning, a death rate of 14 percent. If there is really a war, Xu Naocan, the commander, will definitely be removed by his superiors.

Xu Naocan ordered: "Bring down all the equipment of the fallen brothers to me, and don't give it to our enemies again!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, our Captain!"

Two DJI Phantom drones hover over a hillside. The camera on the drone transmits the "battlefield live" to the WTH live broadcast platform.

Live broadcast platform barrage area:

"666, the gunslinger of the Salted Fish team is too 6! Looks like we underestimated the Salted Fish before! There is really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger in this team! ”

"It's not that the Salted Fish team is too strong, it's that the opponent is too weak! 5V100 seems like an impossible task. But in fact, these 100 German soldiers are all half-grown children who have no military literacy at all! This is the welfare bureau arranged by WTH for the Salted Fish! ”

"Ha, poor Germans! Before they even saw the face of the Salted Fish, more than a tenth of them were killed. ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, we've been soldiers before. I still know a little bit about military affairs. The clue to the saltfish team's treasure hunt is to kill the German captain and seize the key he has around his neck. If that commander doesn't wave next, gather the remaining 85 people at the command post to defend it. With 85 men and 2 MG42 machine guns, it was still difficult for the Salty Fish to complete the task. ”

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In the woods, the five men of the salted fish team watched the billowing blue smoke rising from the hillside.

Zhao Fatzi laughed: "Ha! Those stupid guys were fooled! I don't know how many people were killed. ”

Li Qian praised Hu Dazhuang: "Da Zhuang, if you were in the war years, you must be a hero." ”

Hu Dazhuang scratched his head: "Hey, I'm not that powerful." It can only be said that the enemy is too stupid. ”

Liu Xiaofei asked Hu Dazhuang: "Da Zhuang, what should we do next?" ”

Hu Dazhuang said: "Carry forward the characteristics of our army that we are good at guerrilla warfare. Gradually eat away at the enemy's strength, and at the same time, maintain our survival through capture. ”

Liu Xiaofei nodded: "But I'm afraid, I'm afraid, the enemy has suffered a big loss, and I will come back to my senses." Shrink all forces to the command. At that time, we will not be able to fight guerrilla warfare even if we want to! ”

Hu Dazhuang said: "Xiaofei, our instructor said: there are always more ways than difficulties. No matter what new tactics they have, our soldiers will cover up the water and the earth! ”

Zhao Fatzi lost no time in sneering at Hu Dazhuang: "The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth? I can't see that it's so strong, you can export it! ”

Li Qian glanced at Zhao Fatman: "Da Zhuang has a dirty exit, which is better than you." ”

In the afternoon, five members of the Salted Fish team came to an ambush around a path outside the woods, preparing for another ambush battle.

In fact, militarily, ambush warfare without intelligence is tantamount to waiting for the rabbit.

On the German side, Xu Naocan, who suffered a big loss, no longer distributed troops to patrol like sprinkling pepper and salt.

He divided the remaining 85 people into two brigades of more than 40 people. Two teams of men and horses took turns looking for traces of the "US military" in the mountains.

A comment in the comment section of WTH live broadcast is quite pertinent: The IQ of the German commander is really refreshing! Worthy of a nineteen-year-old and a half-year-old! It's all been teased like this by the salted fish team, and they don't stick to the command headquarters!