Chapter 98: Untie your opponent's shoelaces
Newcastle can be regarded as a down-and-out giant, of course, there is nothing wrong with downfall, but the aristocracy is a little reluctant. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
A few seasons ago, they could compete with Manchester United for the Premier League title, but now they have been reduced to a relegation team, which many Newcastle fans find unacceptable.
However, Vardy felt that they had better accept it, as it turned out that this was not the worst of times, and Newcastle had already gone to the Championship in the year of their rebirth.
So in order to avoid a big gap, it's better to accept the reality!
It's like now, Newcastle is only hovering above the relegation zone, but they still claim to be a super giant, feeling that except for Manchester United and Liverpool, they are all fish belly, and their style of play is always trying to suppress the opponent, both to play well and to win.
If it was other teams, it might be okay, now Everton is in fifth place in the standings, in Newcastle's heart, Everton is a typical villain, and it must be taught a good lesson, and this position should be occupied by Newcastle.
So at St James' Park, Newcastle didn't intend to let Everton out alive from the beginning, and the attack was ferocious.
In fact, Newcastle's squad is still very strong, and the two strikers of Alan Shearer and Kluivert in the front line are enough to be envied by others, but unfortunately, they have to be at their peak.
Alan Shiler is old, Kluivert has no spirituality, even if their fame is still there, but the real combat effectiveness is probably not as good as Everton's striker, at least when playing a counterattack, no one can stop Vardy rushing up!
For Newcastle's desperate style of play, Everton is the most happy to see it, if every team faces Everton so warmly, I am afraid that Everton can win the championship.
Vardy waited patiently for his chance, snickering inwardly as he looked at Cahill's fake hood.
I'm really looking forward to the moment when the answer is revealed!
Newcastle took the initiative, but the attack was a bit too simple, nothing more than a long pass and a ball from the side, Alan Shearer and Kluivert have become point-grabbing machines, but these two machines have not been repaired for too long and are rusty!
In the 21st minute of the first half, Jamie Vardy brought down Jermaine Genenas when he scrambled the ball down the right flank, and Newcastle won a set-piece.
In order not to give Newcastle a chance to take a quick free-kick, Vardy stood there with his ball on his feet, waiting for his team-mates to take position.
If it were Dyer and Bowyer, the two bad boys, Vardy would not dare to be too presumptuous, but now that he is in front of Jermaine Jenas, it doesn't matter, his combat effectiveness is far from catching up with those two giants.
Jermaine Janas wanted to push Vardy away, but the referee motioned to Newcastle to listen to the whistle before taking a penalty to avoid a confrontation.
Newcastle's centre-backs stepped up and the players from both teams began to run in the box and engaged in intense physical battles to secure a good position.
Seeing Jermaine Jenas standing in front of the ball and looking back, waiting for the referee's whistle and not paying attention to himself in front of him at all, Vardy had an idea and crouched down.
Pretending to swing the ball, after putting the ball down, his hand suddenly reached over and quickly untied Jermaine Jenas's shoelaces, the movement was lightning fast, and few people noticed this scene at all.
Even Jermaine Jenas didn't feel like his shoelaces were untied, he was still waiting for the referee to blow the whistle!
It's good that Jenas didn't find out, otherwise he lowered his head, Vardy looked up, the two looked at each other, and the atmosphere was weird, it would be too embarrassing!
Brush off your clothes and go away, and hide your merit and fame!
With a cryptic smile, Vardy turned and ran away, away from the scene of the accident!
The fans in the stands didn't see it, but the scene happened to be captured by the broadcast director, so when the game stopped, the scene of Vardy untying the opponent's shoelaces repeatedly appeared in slow motion in front of the television. ,
The fans watched this absurd scene in amazement, their mouths opened wide, and finally laughed so hard that they couldn't close it.
"I can't tie my shoelaces with this product, but the speed of untying my shoelaces is quite fast, and I didn't even see him finish the action clearly!"
"It's too slippery, I think he might have come from a family of thieves!"
"Can't this thing play quietly?"
"It's been said a long time ago that this is a man who can play with rope!"
"I'd love to see Jermaine Janas make free throws for a while."
"Call an ambulance first, I think the Newcastle players will definitely fall into a vegetative state in a while!"
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Jermaine Janas still didn't look down, staring at Everton's goal and the players on both sides who were grabbing positions in front of the goal, calculating which point he would be better to find.
After the referee's whistle, Jenas started to run, because he had to pass the ball with a more curved ball, so he ran hard.
In front of everyone's eyes, Jermaine had just stepped down with his right foot, and he suddenly used force, but he stabbed it, and his foot went out, but the shoe remained in place.
Fortunately, the run-up was actually only two steps away, and the speed did not rise, and Jenas staggered to his feet and did not fall.
Turning his head to look at the shoes he had left in place, Janus's mind went blank for a moment.
Although it was his own player, seeing this rare scene, the Newcastle fans in the stands were still smiling happily.
As for the fans in front of the TV, they were even happier, they knew exactly why this happened, and the only regret was that Jenas didn't fall!
If Jenas comes back to give the perfect trick fall, then it's perfect!
Vardy was clutching his stomach and laughing to the point of cramping, and the TV broadcast quickly cut to his camera, and his sinister smile left the fans speechless.
Do you think that everyone doesn't know that you did a good thing, and you are still snickering there?
Having finished Newcastle's attack in an offbeat way, Vardy may have started a new genre......
Maybe Jermaine Jenas couldn't figure out how his shoelaces could be opened until he died, maybe he should have asked Sherlock Holmes detectives to help find the truth, but in fact, he only had to ask a random fan who watched the broadcast, and he could get the answer - Vardy did it.
The game went on, and perhaps Jamie Vardy was a bit of a loser, with his team-mates' long passes on several counter-attacks not quite in place, so that Vardy struggled to deal with and barely did much.
At the end of the first half, the score was still 0:0, but what you may remember is not the game, but the shoes that were forgotten on the field......
When he walked off the court, Vardy walked over and chatted happily with Jermaine Genes, looking like a good brother, but if Janas knew who untied his shoelaces just now, it is estimated that he could fight with Vardy!