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He should have thought that Rooney's character was not guaranteed, so he shouldn't have made a bet with him.

Nima, this thing actually escaped at the last minute!

Fled......

In fact, Rooney was also scared by the goalpost, usually even if he aimed at the goalpost kick, it was difficult to get a kick, but today it was like a curse, obviously the shot felt good, but it was a "bang" goalpost, or it was a jerk.

Seeing that you are really going to lose, don't you run and wait to be naked. Ben!

In this way, Rooney made a full position on the last ball, and then turned around and fled, leaving Vardy in the same place and messy for a long time!

Well, careless dating!

On the training ground the next day, Rooney was visibly avoiding Vardy, his eyes twinkling and he looked ashamed.

"Come on, big breasted brother, naked. Run! ”

During the training break, Vardy saw that Rooney wanted to run again and quickly grabbed it.

Rooney seemed to have been caught hurting his feet, "I didn't lose again, why run naked!" ”

Well, it's not a win yet!

"Okay, then let's continue to divide the winners and losers, it just so happens that there are a lot of people today, and it's lively!" How could Vardy let Rooney go so easily.

Rooney shrugged his shoulders and his expression was so hateful that he wanted to punch him directly.

"My mom told me not to gamble, so I thought about it and forget it!"

Vardy was utterly defeated by Wayne Rooney's brazenness.

Did your mom tell you not to prostitute. Prostitute?

At this time, it's time to be an obedient baby, is it too late?

Vardy has 10,000 MMP sentences, I don't know if I should tell Rooney!

Well, this time it's a test, although the cost is a bit big, but it's just a game, and it won't make him feel so distressed that his ribs hurt!

Now that he has mastered the use of wishing cards, Vardy's heart can't help but burn.

What is such a sharp good thing for?

If you make a wish for a goddess, how much money will you get in exchange for the wish card?

Otherwise, I wish to make a bull break for myself, not to mention whether it is powerful or not, anyway, the kind that is super popular?

Or let your own Ding Ding grow another ten centimeters?

......

Well, Vardy suddenly realized that he had so much to do!

Suddenly, in a flash of inspiration, Vardy seemed to have been struck by lightning, and the whole person was stunned in place.

Since the wishing card is so versatile, is it okay to use the wishing card to directly scare the system?

Although the wishing card is produced by the system, in the final analysis, the system is made by the programmed ape, and Vardy feels that the comic system is not necessarily unsolvable.

"Make a wish: turn the comic system into a normal version of the system!"

Vardy shuddered and uttered his long-held wishes, waiting for the system to answer.

"System prompt: The comic system is the normal version of the system, and the wish is not valid!"

Vardy gasped and almost choked to death.

Trembling and raising his middle finger and dropping it down, Vardy felt like all his strength had been drained.

Nima!

Why is your comic system called the normal version of the system?

Are you fooling ghosts?

But when you think about it from another angle, Vardy seems to know it again.

Normal and abnormal are all relative, and there is no one precise definition.

If there really is a normal version of the system that can be compared, then the comic system is obviously abnormal.

But the system seems to have said that at present, there is only one system, and there is nothing to compare, so it is a normal version, and it is normal if it is not normal!

Well, monopoly is arrogance!

Then I'll change my wish!

The most cheating part of the system is the task, if you let the system format the task system, is it not your own comic not always coercive?

"Make a Wish: Remove the System Mission Mode!"

This time, the system seemed to be stuck, and there was no reply for half a day.

Just when Vardy thought the system was going to refuse, the system suddenly replied.

"System Prompt: Wishing difficulty is four stars, exchange 15 free trait points equally, or lose two traits at random, please choose!"

Vardy was really stunned, never expected that he was just casually saying that he really had a chance to achieve it.

It turns out that the system is really not invincible, it also has to be constrained!

Quickly checking the remaining free trait points, Vardy suddenly collapsed.

Now he's accumulated 14 free trait points, which is just a little bit worse!

Damn, I knew this earlier, and it wouldn't have been full when I upgraded the "Haidilao Moon" at that time.

It seems that I can only continue to wait, anyway, I have been suffering for so long, and it is not bad for so many days.

However, Vardy became curious again, the desire of the system is actually four-star, so is there a higher-level wish?

"Make a wish: blow up the Yasukuni Shrine!"

"System Prompt: Wishing Difficulty 3 ......"

"Make a wish: blow up the country of sticks!"

"System Prompt: Wishing Difficulty Four-Star ......"

"Make a Wish: Destroy the Earth"

"System Prompt: Wishing Difficulty Five-Star ......"

......

Vardy began to test the difficulty of wishing with wishing cards, and he realized how difficult the task was to fight the system, and it was actually at the same level of difficulty as the bombing and sinking of Japan.

The difficulty of such a terrifying thing as destroying the earth is five stars, and it seems that the highest difficulty of making a wish is five stars.

What the?

You say you can destroy the universe?

There is no essential difference between destroying the universe and destroying the earth, at most there is only a change in quantity.

Vardy had a whim, could he make himself a little more handsome?

"Make a wish: make yourself more handsome than Beckham!"

"System prompt: Please don't promise this kind of task that is too difficult for the system to complete!"

I'm Cao Nyima!

Vardy felt like he had taken critical damage in the amount of 100 million.

It's harder to make me handsome than to destroy the earth, isn't it?

Believe it or not, I'm playing with you!

With a wry smile, I can't find a place to cry if I want to!

The system is going to be refined!

Well, when I get together the seven dragon balls, I won't kill you with your surname!

Just when Vardy was being killed by the system's fatal blow, the system suddenly released a mission!

"System Mission: In the derby against Manchester City, pay tribute to Maradona, the king of the ball!"

"Reward: Hand of God title, +1 Trait Point"

"Failure Penalty: -1 Trait Point"

Vardy scratched his head, this task is a bit evil!

Not to mention how difficult the content of the quest is, the rewards and punishments are quirky.

I almost have a few free trait points to kill the task system of the comic system, and the task happens to reward a little, and what's even weirder is that a little bit will be deducted if the mission fails.

This is clearly for me!

In order to protect its own task system, the system is also quite hard!