Chapter Thirty-Nine: Dinner on a Desert Island

The frying pan that I bought for 100 points was hanging behind Zhao Fatty's ass and clanged. Zhao Fatzi couldn't help but complain: "Ma Dan, Xiao Fei, you know to let the fat man carry the black pot." ”

"Huh~" Suddenly, something sprang out of the grass and went straight to Zhao Fatzi's ass.

"duang~" The thing hit the pan.

It's a venomous snake covered in patterns!

Hu Dazhuang's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he cut off the poisonous snake with an axe.

Liu Xiaofei carried the tail of the poisonous snake: "Look, fat man." If it weren't for Captain Ben letting you carry the pan, your ass would have blossomed by now. Maybe in order to prevent the venom from spreading, you will have to use a dagger to remove a piece of meat from your ass! ”

Li Qian stomped on the snake's head twice, and after confirming that the snake was dead, she picked up the first half of the snake and threw it into the grass.

Zhao Fatzi stopped her: "I said Li Da Beauty, why are you so violent?" Poisonous snakes have poisonous teeth, and the body is the most delicious ingredient! Do you know how much it costs to order a bowl of snake soup at Jingzhou Hotel? Put it away, let's roast snake meat and eat it at night! ”

The saltfish team continued to walk deeper into the woods.

Suddenly, Liu Xiaofei shouted to everyone: "Stop!" ”

Zhao Fatzi asked Liu Xiaofei: "What's wrong?" ”

Liu Xiaofei made a silent gesture to Zhao Fatzi: "Listen." ”

"Listen to a yarn?" Zhao Fatzi asked rhetorically.

"Whoa~"

Teacher Wang blurted out: "It's the sound of running water!" ”

The five men continued on their way, and sure enough, deep in the woods, they found a small stream. The water was clear, and there were many finger-sized fish swimming in it.

Zhao Fatzi sang impatiently: "Hey, it's fresh water!" It's so delicious! ”

Liu Xiaofei took out the stack of Du tired dead sets and filled a whole set of fresh water in the creek.

"One sleeve is enough to hold a kilogram of fresh water! The water storage artifact deserves to be a water storage artifact. Liu Xiaofei said.

Zhao Fatzi reminded on the side: "Xiaofei, do you dare to wash the cover first and then fill it with water!" This is an ultra-thin lubricated pack... It's all lube! ”

Liu Xiaofei waved his hand: "It's okay." Exhausting lubricating oil... are all edible. ”

Still, drinking water with lube can make the Salted Fish feel a little nauseous. Everyone washed the condoms in the stream, and then stored 5 large contoplatures of fresh water.

Liu Xiaofei said: "Now the problem of drinking water has been solved for the time being. Now it's time to solve the problem of eating. Fatty, it's time for you chef to make a move. ”

Zhao Fatzi suddenly noticed a bunch of low shrubs next to the stream. The shrub is covered with small red fruits.

Zhao Fatzi was overjoyed: "Hey, there are a lot of sour dates here!" I mean, this thing is the king of vitamins! Li Da Beauty, a woman, should pick fruits. I'll leave the matter of picking sour dates to you. ”

Li Qian let out an "oh" and began to bury her head in collecting sour dates.

Zhao Fatzi stood in the stream again and touched a small fish the size of his fingers: "Teacher Wang, you always deign to touch the fish here." Although this small fish is not very big, the fly is also meat even if it is small. ”

Liu Xiaofei said to Zhao Fatzi: "These sour dates and small fish don't seem to be able to fill our stomachs." ”

Zhao Fatzi nodded: "That's right!" The three of us, go catch snakes in the grass! I guess there must be a lot of snakes in the grass here. Snake meat is the best protein-rich meat! ”

Hu Dazhuang asked Zhao Fatzi: "Catch snakes?" How to catch? I won't. ”

Zhao Fatzi put on a brick look: "Da Zhuang, didn't your instructor in the Seventh Company of Steel let you strengthen your learning?" At first glance, you didn't study the classical literature of Huaguo well! Chinese classical literature says: Hit the grass and scare the snake. If you want to catch a snake, of course, you have to find a big wooden stick to beat the grass! ”

Zhao Fatzi was picking up a thick branch under a tree: "I'm in charge of cutting grass." Da Zhuang, you are holding an axe, Xiao Fei, you are holding a mountain knife. If a snake comes out, don't be merciful, greet them well! As soon as you cut two pieces, they will become the meat of our mouths! ”

The three of them searched the dead grass next to the creek.

After beating the grass for half an hour, suddenly a large snake of almost one meter burst out of the grass.

Hu Dazhuang was born as a scout and reacted quickly, rushed up with an arrow step and cut off the head of the big snake with one sword!

Zhao Fatzi picked up the body of the headless snake: "Hey, there are 2 catties of meat." Today's grilled snake feast has a main course. ”

"Grasshopper~Grasshopper~Grasshopper~" The cry of a grasshopper suddenly came from the grass.

Zhao Fatzi made a silent gesture to Liu Xiaofei, quietly walked to the place where the voice came from, and with a squeeze of his hands, he grabbed a green screaming grasshopper.

It was late autumn, and the belly of the grasshopper was full of seeds. Zhao Fatzi said: "Roasted gnats are also a famous dish of my barbecue stall. But I use all farmed gnats. It's full of wild gnats, and it definitely tastes pretty good. Da Zhuang, Xiao Fei and I continue to fight grass and catch snakes, and you stay here to catch gnats. ”

The next action to catch the grass and catch the snake did not go well, and for a full hour, Liu Xiaofei and Zhao Fatzi did not find another snake.

The snake didn't find it, but found a rabbit hole in the grass.

Zhao Fatzi opened his mouth: "It is said that it is the three holes of the cunning rabbit, and it is useless to find a rabbit hole." You have to find all three rabbit holes in this nest of hares, and smoke them to get them. Gotcha, let's let these fat rabbits go first. ”

Further on, there is a small cave at the end of the grass.

Liu Xiaofei was overjoyed: "The place to stay at night has been solved." Go fat and explore in the cave. ”

The cave is large enough to sleep five people.

Liu Xiaofei said: "After solving the dinner problem in a while, let's go pick up some dry grass." Dry grass sits on the bed, this cave is the base camp of several of us for these seven days. ”

It's already dark. A collection of five people from the treasure hunt team.

A half-catty small snake, a two-catty big snake, a dozen or so big-bellied grasshoppers full of seeds, a large handful of sour dates, and more than 20 finger-sized small fish. These are all the ingredients for the Salted Fish Team dinner.

Zhao Fatzi, the chef, began to show his skills. He first skinned the snake with a dagger.

The woods were full of dead wood, and the salted fish team spent 300 points to buy a pack of matches before departure, and the source of the fire was not a problem.

Soon after, the salted fish team made a fire in the cave.

Zhao Fatzi cut the two skinned snakes into sections with a dagger, threaded them into strings with thin branches, and roasted them around the fire.

Big-bellied grasshoppers are also placed around the fire. That thing is better to roast than a snake, and it will be roasted as soon as it is baked.

Zhao Fatzi put some fresh water in the pan and used small fish to cook fish soup.

Everything is ready, just wait for the snake meat to cook and the fish soup to boil. Zhao Fatzi unceremoniously grabbed a handful of sour dates: "Come on, come on, brothers have an appetizer first!" Eh, that's sour. ”

Everyone ate a small handful of sour dates, and the snake meat was already cooked, dripping with oil.

Zhao Fatzi picked up a string of snake meat and took a bite: "It's so fragrant!" When the meat is cooked, let's eat it! ”

Each of the five people ate half a catty of snake meat. said that it was half a catty of snake meat, but in fact, excluding the bones, the meat was only two or three taels.

The gnats were also cooked, and Fat Zhao threw a cicada into his mouth: "Hey, crunchy, chicken flavor!" ”

Li Qian was obviously disgusted by the roasted grasshopper: "This worm, you should eat it." ”

Zhao Fatzi was unceremoniously: "Big beauty, you really don't know how to appreciate delicious food." Roasted gnats are a famous game in our mountains. If you don't eat it, you have to be cheap and fat. ”