Hu Dazhuang has liked Li Qian since he was in high school. Before going to bed last night, Liu Xiaofei secretly said to Hu Dazhuang: "If you want to chase my good sister, you have to learn humor." How can a woman like a wooden stake? ”

Hu Dazhuang sincerely wanted to be humorous in front of Li Qian at this time.

Teacher Wang asked, "What kind of joke?" ”

Hu Dazhuang said: "In the village of our instructor's hometown, there is such a joke. Before the reform and opening up, the people in the village organized production teams at that time. All the big victories of cattle and sheep in the village are from the production team. At that time, the common people lacked oil and water in their stomachs. You can't eat meat a few times a year.

Once, the cow in the village fell ill and died within a few days. The village organized the killing of cattle, and every household shared the beef to eat. The village chief invited a butcher from another village named Yu Dabang. This is a butcher for three generations. When a butcher kills a cow, there is a great benefit. It is the next shipment of this cow, that is, beef liver, beef intestines, beef stomach, etc., you can take it back to your own home.

The beef was distributed to the villagers. Yu Dabang is not from this village, so he can't share beef to eat. However, he thought that with beef stomach, beef intestines, and beef liver, he could go home and satisfy his cravings.

When Yu Dabang went home, it was already evening. He handed over the goods to his daughter-in-law Yang Cuihua. This Yang Cuihua is a notoriously lazy daughter-in-law in ten miles and eight townships.

Yu Dabang instructed his daughter-in-law: Go, go to the kitchen, wash and cook the cow intestines. Beef liver and beef stomach are hung on the kitchen beams, beware of letting wild cats steal them.

Yang Cuihua cooked the cow's large intestine, and it was already dark. At that time, there was no electric light in the countryside. Candles are also expensive. Only dare to light a small kerosene lamp.

Yu Dabang sighed and finished eating the cow intestines, wiped his mouth, and said to Yang Cuihua, go to the kitchen and bring me a bowl of soup to drink!

Yang Cuihua went to the kitchen to fill a bowl of soup and handed it to Yu Dabang.

Yu Da Bangzi finished drinking the soup and wiped his mouth: Hey, the soup is so fresh! The ancestors said that the original soup is the original food, which is not false at all!

After drinking the soup, Yu Dabang, who was tired for a day, fell asleep.

At dawn the next day, Yu Dabang went to the kitchen to clean up the beef liver and beef stomach. I suddenly remembered that there was still a large intestine soup boiled in the pot! Although the large intestine is not meat, the soup also carries oil and water, so it cannot be wasted. Yu Dabang, just open the pot and prepare to take a sip to quench your cravings.

He muttered in his mouth: Hey, the original soup will turn into the original food, drink another bowl, and the large intestine that we ate last night will be digested.

Yu Dabang opened the pot and was dumbfounded for a moment - the soup for cooking the large intestine was full of cow dung! My lazy wife, I didn't wash my large intestine seriously last night! Haha, what he drank last night was, to put it bluntly, cow dung soup! ”

After Hu Dazhuang's joke was finished, he laughed to himself: "Haha, how about my joke, isn't it funny?" ”

A few people around Hu Dazhuang were cold.

Liu Xiaofei said: "I said Da Zhuang, you joke... It's a bit cold. ”

Hu Dazhuang told jokes, originally to attract Li Qian's attention.

Li Qian listened to the joke, but thought of Zhao Fatzi after pulling the thin last night。。。。。。

Thinking of this, Li Qian ran to the shore and retched! The grilled fish that just got down to the stomach was spit clean!

While nibbling on the grilled fish, Zhao Fatzi complained about Hu Dazhuang and said, "Look at you, what kind of jokes about drinking dung soup!" The disgusting big beauty is about to vomit out yesterday's rice! ”

Li Qian came back from the shore, and Zhao Fatzi handed over the pot: "I said big beauty, drink fish soup and suppress nausea." ”

When Li Qian saw Zhao Fatzi's fat hands, she felt nauseous again, turned her head back to the shore, and continued to vomit.

Zhao Fatzi made a meat joke: "I said Xiaofei, isn't your good sister pregnant with someone's child?" How do you vomit non-stop? ”

Liu Xiaofei ridiculed Zhao Fatzi and said: "Maybe you are not pregnant with a child, and you are disgusted and want to vomit when you see your fat face!" ”

After lunch, everyone rested for a while and continued to work in two ways.

Before everyone broke up, the clue indicator on Liu Xiaofei's arm suddenly sounded: "Attention to the participating teams on the roundabout." The Panda Treasure Hunt has caught red carp in their fishing area. As the first treasure hunt team to advance to the next clue stage, Team Panda will be rewarded with 30 entry points and 1 random treasure chest! ”

"it!" Liu Xiaofei blurted out two dirty words.

Zhao Fatzi sighed with emotion: "Damn, I can see through the fat man, the richer the person, the luckier." Although they already have two fishing nets, they are still lucky to catch the red carp in the morning with the fishing nets in the sixty acres of fishing area! Looks like we're hanging! ”

Liu Xiaofei said: "It's people's business to catch red carp. Fatty, what are you talking nonsense? They didn't catch the red carp in our fishing area. In the WTH competition, you can't say to win until you find the last coin! There are countless examples of latecomers in the World Finals, you know? ”

Teacher Wang said: "What Xiaofei said is very reasonable. It's their business to find the red carp, we should be busy with us, and we have to be busy. Let's go, go fishing. ”

Mr. Wang and Hu Dazhuang got on the small wooden boat and continued to go fishing in the reservoir.

Zhao Fatzi, Liu Xiaofei and Li Qian went into the pine forest and continued to look for pine needles.

Zhao Fatzi asked Liu Xiaofei: "I'm curious, I just said that the panda team got a treasure chest, what is in this treasure chest?" ”

In WTH matches, the first treasure hunt team to progress to the next clue stage is awarded a treasure chest. The contents of the chest are random. Some are things that help the next clue, and some are simple and violent entry points.

For example, in this season's World Finals, the treasure hunting team of the painter "Anthony" entered the third clue stage from the second clue stage and got the treasure chest reward. Inside the treasure chest is a mountain opening axe. The third clue stage is to find clues on a deserted island. This opening axe gave Anthony's team a huge advantage。。。。。

Liu Xiaofei said to Zhao Fatzi: "What's in the treasure chest?" You ask me, and who do I ask? ”

Zhao Fatzi opened a meat tone: "Isn't it a big beauty who protrudes (harmoniously) and tilts backwards?" Hehe, if that's the case, Wang Tian'er's kid will be cool! ”

Li Qian mocked Zhao Fatzi: "Fatty, is your huge head full of dung?" Why do you say hello three ways if you don't agree? ”

Zhao Fatzi counterattacked: "Eh, fat man, I said that little white face a few words, you are not happy to pull?" I really don't know what's so good about those rich second-generation little white faces. ”

Liu Xiaofei hurriedly told Zhao Fatzi to shut up: "You have to go, don't say a few words, no one will sell you as a dumb person." ”

The three of them lowered their heads and picked up pine needles for two hours.

Suddenly, Zhao Fatzi let out an "oops" and jumped up from the ground like a big toad.

Liu Xiaofei was shocked. This fat man, didn't he encounter a poisonous snake and was bitten, right? Grass and wood gray water can cure gastroenteritis, but it can't cure snake venom!

Li Qian stood up: "What's the matter, fat man, I'm shocked!" ”

Zhao Fatzi pointed to the thick pine needles: "Under these pine needles。。。。。 There's something! ”

Liu Xiaofei saw that Zhao Fatzi's hands were bleeding!

What is it? Viper? Or is it some other critter?