Chapter 41: The Duck Quack
In the afternoon, Liu Xiaofei, the fat man, and Hu Dazhuang searched in the woods with "bows and arrows" and mountain knives. Teacher Wang fished in the gourd-shaped shallow bay, and Li Qian was in charge of drying salt in a pan by the sea.
Liu Xiaofei said as he walked: "The divisional competition is the divisional competition. It's much easier than the World Finals and Continental Finals that I watch a lot. To survive in the wilderness, the most feared are extreme environments such as deserts and ice fields. In our current environment, there are fish in the sea and all kinds of ingredients in the woods... It's a paradise for wilderness survival. β
"Quack~"
Liu Xiaofei angrily scolded Zhao Fatzi: "Fatty, can you take care of your chrysanthemums?" The captain of this team is lecturing, you are good, fart after fart. Do you have an opinion about the captain or what? β
Zhao Fatzi looked innocent: "Fat man, I didn't fart!" β
Hu Dazhuang patted Liu Xiaofei on the shoulder, made a silent gesture, and pointed ahead.
Liu Xiaofei saw that there was a wild duck nest in front of him. There are two mallards on the edge of the nest. Two mallards with colorful feathers. Unlike domestic ducks, mallards have their entire head green. In the Han dialect, the wild duck is also known as the big green head.
Zhao Fatzi stared intently at the two wild ducks, and the harazi was about to flow out. He seemed to see two roasted golden and crispy roast ducks.
Two wild ducks were hovering near the duck nest, "quack~" calling.
Hu Dazhuang took aim with his bow, ready to shoot the two wild ducks with his bow and arrow.
Maybe Hu Dazhuang wanted to shoot the wild duck too much, and he actually used too much "click!" "The bow and arrow made of cotton locust wood were already brittle, and Hu Dazhuang had amazing arm strength, so he directly pulled the bow off!
Mallard ducks seemed to hear the sound of the bow and arrow breaking, and flew away.
Zhao Fatzi said with annoyance: "Yes, Da Zhuang, this time the duck and eggs are beaten." β
Liu Xiaofei shook his head: "The duck flew, but the egg didn't hit!" Look at that nest of duck eggs, it's enough for us to fight tonight. β
The three of them came to the duck's nest, and there were six duck eggs in the nest. Duck eggs are one size bigger than eggs.
Liu Xiaofei was about to reach out to grab the wild duck egg, but Zhao Fatzi stopped him: "Xiaofei, do you want to eat roast wild duck?" If you want to eat roast duck, don't touch these duck eggs! β
Liu Xiaofei asked strangely: "What?" β
Zhao Fatzi cleared his throat: "Hey, Xiaofei, you won't move!" Mallard ducks are famous for protecting their eggs! The duck eggs are still here, and sooner or later they will fly back. We have three bows, one is broken, and there are two more! Ambush in the grass and fight an ambush battle. Wait for them to fly back, hehe... β
Liu Xiaofei nodded: "This plan is feasible!" It's not easy, fatty, when did you become so smart? β
Liu Xiaofei looked around, and there was a large pile of dead grass about half a meter long seven or eight meters east of the wild duck nest. He pointed to the place and said, "Let's go there and set up an ambush." β
The three of them were half-squatting in the grass. This squat is a full two hours. I saw that the sun was about to set, but there was no sign of wild ducks.
Liu Xiaofei asked Zhao Fatzi: "Will these two wild ducks not come back?" β
Zhao Fatzi shook his head: "No, no, no!" If you don't come back, you won't be a big greenhead! Just wait. β
As soon as Zhao Fatzi's words fell, he only heard a "fluttering edge", and two wild ducks landed on the wild duck nest.
The eyes of the three of them lit up. Zhao Fatzi said: "Da Zhuang, you aim at the one on the left, and I aim at the one on the right." β
Hu Dazhuang nodded, and the two took bows and shot arrows.
"Whoosh~whoosh~" Although the accuracy of the cotton locust bow is not as accurate as those professional recurve bows in the Olympic Games, after all, it is only five or six meters away, and it is not difficult to shoot a wild duck.
"Puff~Puff~" The two arrows shot by Hu Dazhuang and Zhao Fatzi were impartial, hitting the two fat ducks.
Zhao Fatzi jumped up from the grass like a big toad and pounced on the side of the wild duck.
"Hooray! Banzai! Shot! Zhao Fatzi shouted.
Zhao Fatzi carried a wild duck in each hand, while Liu Xiaofei and Hu Dazhuang each held three duck eggs and walked back to the cave like victorious warriors.
Zhao Fatzi hummed a sour song triumphantly: "Eighteen years old, eighteen years old, joined the guerrillas, went up the mountain to find my sister, my sister is not afraid of pain, my brother is not afraid of being tired, you have a bazooka, I have an air-raid shelterγγγγγ β
Liu Xiaofei smiled and said, "Fatty, it's really like what my good sister said." You're such a guy who says hello to the next three ways without saying a word! β
Liu Xiaofei turned his head to Hu Dazhuang and said, "Da Zhuang, you have a song, let the fat man listen to what righteousness is." β
Hu Dazhuang nodded, and sang as he walked: "The red glow flies in the west mountain at sunset, and the soldiers return to the camp when they shoot the target, and return the camp." The red flowers on the chest should be colorful, and the happy singing is flying all over the sky. Rice swishing spicy rice swishing, searching for knives, happy singing all over the sky! The song flew to Yanjing, and the chairman was happy when he heard it, praising us for singing well and praising us for being the first in marksmanship! One, two, three, four! β
As the sun sets, the sun reflects the horizon. Hu Dazhuang's rich singing voice echoed over the desert island.
The three of them walked back to the cave, where Li Qian and Teacher Wang were already waiting.
The five people put the harvest on the ground one by one: a big mackerel, two mallards, more than a dozen crazy pikefish, a big crab, three or four small eight-claws, a small handful of sea salt, six wild duck eggs... The salted fish team had a good harvest and enough to make a good dinner.
Zhao Fatzi, the "cook" of the treasure hunting team, said: "Brothers, make a fire, clean up the ducks, and make rice!" β
Zhao Fatzi boiled a few pots of boiling water in a frying pan to pluck the wild duck feathers. Then he wrapped a wild duck in mud and placed it under a pile of dead grass and dead branches. Ignition followed.
There was a frying pan on top of the fire, and in it were six wild duck eggs and a large crab.
Mackerel and wild ducks are each worn on two large dead branches and grilled and eaten.
Crazy dogfish, Zhao Fatzi suggested not to move yet. Tomorrow it will be dried on a stone by the sea in case it is needed.
Three or four small eight claws, Zhao Fatzi suggested that everyone eat them raw. The most delicious way to eat octopus is not boiled, but raw.
Half an hour later, the duck was cooked, as were the fish, crab, and duck eggs.
Everyone peeled the duck eggs first. There are a total of six duck eggs, Liu Xiaofei, Li Qian, and Zhao Fatzi. Hu Dazhuang has one per person. Mr. Wang allocated two. Zhao Fatzi said that Mr. Wang is old and frail, and he should carry forward the spirit of respecting the old and loving the young...
Hu Dazhuang took a bite of the duck egg: "I think this wild duck egg is more fragrant than the egg." β
Zhao Fatzi nodded: "That's!" You know that it is not very strong, eggs are four yuan two per catty, domestic duck eggs are ten yuan six, and wild duck eggs can be sold for fifty-one catties in the market! β
After eating the duck eggs, everyone tore the roasted wild duck into several portions and ate them.
Zhao Fatzi ate with a mouth full of oil: "There are roast wild ducks, wild duck eggs, and seafood, and now if you have two bottles of stuffy donkey beer, it will really be like a fairy!" β
Li Qian mocked Zhao Fatzi: "That's all you have!" β
Zhao Fatzi shot back at Li Qian and said, "What do you know? Knowledgeable people like Mr. Wang have said that there is no big thing in life, and eating is a big thing! β