Chapter 68: Will It Fall into the Mediterranean Sea in the Future?
Rika has a little dark face.
Although she has not yet experienced human affairs, she has been taught physiology since she was a child. After the age of 16, he was taught the art of rooming.
Of course, the trick she was taught in the room was not how to satisfy a man, but on the contrary, how to control a man in bed.
All in all, this naturally curly dull hair, Pear Blossom knows very well what it is.
"That bastard, on purpose? If it weren't on purpose, if you lose your hair at such a young age, will it fall into the Mediterranean Sea in the future? ”
Living room.
Ahh
Chu Wu sneezed violently.
"Who cursed me behind my back?"
Bathroom.
Rika stared at the stupid hair for a long time, and finally pinched the stupid hair with a paper towel and threw it into the trash can in the bathroom.
"It's disgusting."
Rika washed her hands, then took off her clothes and prepared to start bathing.
But after taking off her clothes, Rika realized that the water in the bathtub had not been changed.
"Hmm..."Pear Blossom stared at the bathtub for a long time, and then was embarrassed to find that she didn't know how to put away the bath water that Chu Wu had used.
"In the past, this kind of thing was done by servants."
Rika suddenly discovers that she actually seriously lacks the ability to live independently!
This is not a joke!
In the past, I was a pampered life, and when I lived in the palace, I had a special person to do everything.
Even if he secretly goes out like this, there is Xiao Cui with him, and Xiao Cui does everything, which is no different from life in the palace.
She didn't think there was anything wrong with her.
Until now.
"Calm down, it's not a difficult thing to put water in the bathtub, it's just common sense in life, think carefully about what you've learned."
However, Rika thought about it for a long time, and she didn't expect to learn the knowledge of bathtub drainage.
The phone is not here, and there is no way to check it online.
In this case, gravity control doesn't seem to be of much use.
All in all, embarrassing.
"Do you want to go out and call Chu Wu to help?"
As soon as this idea was formed, it was vetoed by Rika .
"Just kidding, if you let Chu Wu know that you can't even put water in the bathtub, won't you laugh at me? However, it's really embarrassing that people who are so big don't even have this kind of common sense in life. ”
"What to do? Do you want me to take a bath with the water that Chu Wu used? ”
It doesn't seem to be acceptable.
In fact, there is also a shower in the bathroom.
But when soaking in the bath, Pear Blossom has developed a habit over the years.
She has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder and is uncomfortable if she doesn't take a bath.
Pear Blossom struggled for a long time, and finally lay down in the warm water used by Chu Wu.
"Forget it, it looks pretty clean. It's better than losing face. It's just..."
Rika sighed, her expression a little depressed.
"It's just that I didn't expect that I would use the bath water used by other men to bathe, and if this news spreads, I will simply commit suicide by throwing myself into the river."
Half an hour later, Rika came out of the bathroom.
Chu Wu was watching TV with Erlang's legs crossed.
"This station has just received news that Master Gaode, who was in retreat a few days ago, is officially out of the customs today. This time, Master Gaode once again lived up to expectations and created a new magic - wind erosion. At present, Master Gao De has completed the compilation of wind erosion magic spells for levels 1-5. As we all know, wind magic is a very destructive magic system, and traditional wind magic destroys targets through strong wind power, but wind erosion magic is different. Let's take a look at the demonstration of Song Ling'er, the wind elf envoy. ”
Then the TV screen switches.
A sweet-looking elven was standing in front of a piece of masonry.
She gestured and silently recited a magic spell.
A slight breeze came out of her fingertips.
The wind is weak, at most it is a level 2 wind.
But when the wind slowly 'blew' the masonry, the masonry slowly turned to powder.
Onlookers exclaimed.
"What a terrible destructive force! Even if it's a stone, it can be corroded! Someone exclaimed.
"Oh my God, I've only heard that sulfuric acid can corrode things, but I didn't expect the wind to corrode too! Isn't that the creation of a magical ******! ”
"Master Gaode is too powerful."
"Indeed, the only one who can be worthy of the queen is Master Gaode. So what is He Jiangyang, Zhanyun, what kind of thing? ”
"Shhhh It's live TV. Those two people are also the children of famous families, so don't comment on us ***. ”
...
In front of the TV, Chu Wu watched the live TV with a flat expression.
Rika came over in her pajamas, and she also watched live TV.
"That kid is very powerful, he has only been in retreat for half a month and has made a new magic." Ewha Road.
"But it's useless." Chu Wu hit the nail on the head and said, "It looks like the effect is shocking." However, the rate of corrosion is too slow. It took nearly ten minutes to corrode a brick. There is no real combat value at all. Just ask me, when you are fighting to the death, who will let you stand still and be dismembered by you with wind erosion? Of course, I admit that this magic has a lot of promise elsewhere. It's just..."
"Just?"
"It's just that there will be more missing people in the Holy Elf Kingdom in the future." Chu Wu said lightly.
Pear Blossom knew what Chu Wu meant.
This wind erosion magic cannot kill people in actual combat, but it can be used to dispose of corpses.
When the time comes, there will really be a situation where 'no one is alive and no body is dead'.
At this time, Chu Wu suddenly stood up and said, "The meeting between the heads of state of China and the United States is going to be midnight, so I'll go back to my room and sleep first." ”
After speaking, Chu Wu went upstairs.
Just like Chu Wu's good figure was ignored by Pear Blossom, Pear Blossom took a bath, wore pajamas, and had a good figure, but Chu Wu didn't even look at it, so he went upstairs directly.
Pear Blossom was hit hard by Chu Wu today.
Chu Wu, who was full of worries, didn't notice the strangeness of the pear blossom.
When he returned to his room, he immediately said, "Sakura-chan, can that Gaude really see you?" ”
Sakura pouted, "How is that possible." I've met Gaude a few times, and he didn't react at all to my presence. ”
"And how the hell did he get all this magic?"
"Hmm," Sakura thought for a moment, then said, "He's probably a super genius in the field of magical research." ”
Sakura paused, and then said, "Chu Wu, you may not know. Over the millennium, more than a thousand kinds of magic have been born in the kingdom of the Holy Elves, nine of which were created by men. They can't use magic, but they can create it. I don't know exactly how they did it. It can only be said that human beings are indeed miracle creatures. ”
"Hmm..."Chu Wu's eyes flickered.
If he didn't have to rush back to Huaxia, he really wanted to get to know this Gaode.
He always felt that there were too many mysteries in this Gao De.
After a while, Chu Wu shook his head.
"Forget it, don't meddle with it. My goal is to return to Huaxia before my birthday! ”
At this moment, a scream from Pear Blossom suddenly came from downstairs: "Ah! ”
(End of chapter)