Chapter 83: The Dead Ghost Grandma Lord was almost demolished
However, these 24 words obviously couldn't fool the zombie, she jumped out of the coffin and pulled Tang Xiaoyu to sit on the edge of her coffin, intending to pour bitter water.
Tang Xiaoyu is most afraid of women's nagging, he was nagged by his parents before he crossed over, and he was nagged by a thousand-year-old female corpse after crossing? That certainly doesn't exist.
"Stop, big sister, I don't want to listen to your life story, I just want to know what you want to do." So Tang Xiaoyu is really confused now, what kind of strange task is this? Isn't it possible to learn about the life of this female corpse yourself and then take the written test, bastard?
Not to mention, this kind of routine that does not play according to the routine is really something that the system may do.
"I want to be human." The female corpse is a serious way.
"So, do I need to give you a curse to become a human?" Tang Xiaoyu couldn't help but complain: How can there be such a joyful task in such a serious world? As soon as he finished complaining in his heart, Tang Xiaoyu found that a task prompt appeared above his perspective - to help the thousand-year-old female corpse evolve into an adult (any method is fine).
"Can you really curse me to adulthood?" The female corpse looked excited, and then coldly revealed her green eyes.
Tang Xiaoyu hurriedly waved his hand, "Sister, calm down, I'll make a joke." "Actually, the curse is not completely impossible, she has been cursed before, and the effect is quite good, but it has not changed the race...... Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoyu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and thought of the image of being put back into the real world by the system's mercy.
Are you still afraid of dying in an accident without insurance? Are you still afraid of dying? As long as you have the curse of not growing up, you can live with the sky and live forever! Now a set of immortal curses is only 998, as long as 998, what are you still hesitating about, hurry up and take it home! ’
The zombie eldest sister refused to joke, grabbed Tang Xiaoyu's neck, showed her fangs and threatened viciously: "I don't care if you are joking or not, if you can't turn me into a human today, I will tear you down!" ”
Tang Xiaoyu, who was crushed in the coffin, looked indifferent, and suddenly his IQ went up and mocked: "If you dismantle me, you will not be able to become a human in your life." ”
The zombie elder sister smiled evilly and said, "If you can't turn me into a human, I'll tear you down once a day, and then use 520 to glue you up!" ”
Tang Xiaoyu: "...... Count you ruthless! ”
[Grandma seems to have always been the one below. 】
[It's good that the counteroffensive doesn't exist. 】
[Grandma's character has long been established, don't you make it? ] 】
[Following the necromancer and zombies, Lori's grandmother was once again pounced on by the thousand-year-old female corpse. Is this a distortion of human nature, or is it a moral degradation? 】
[Is it the outbreak of the surname or the helplessness of hunger and thirst, please pay attention to the avxxxxxx channel at eight o'clock tonight [Grandma's Road of No Return], let us follow the camera into the inner world of snake spirits. 】
Speaking of which, Tang Xiaoyu was also quite curious about why this female corpse couldn't cultivate on her own, so she asked, "Eldest sister, why aren't you self-reliant and self-sufficient?" ”
The female corpse collected her fangs and replied helplessly: "I also want to cultivate, but my feng shui tomb was broken by a group of stupid people, not to mention, they also nailed my cultivation path with nails stained with black dog blood." I wanted to forcibly remove the nail with blood, but I didn't expect it to be like this. It's all their fault, they dare to open the coffin without cultivation, it's really stupid! ”
"So, you can improve your cultivation by sucking blood to finally break through as a human being?" Tang Xiaoyu suddenly thought of the large buckets of dragon blood in her ring, but that thing was precious, and she was really reluctant to take it out......
The female corpse sighed deeply, "It was before, and it is now...... Hey, I'm afraid that only dragon blood can wish me to break through the bottleneck and become an adult. But how can dragon's blood be so easy to obtain? ”
Tang Xiaoyu didn't speak, but replied very calmly in his heart: Don't say it, I really have dragon blood here. I just don't know if the dragon blood produced in Europe and the dragon blood of the oriental dragon have the same effect.
Just when Tang Xiaoyu was about to find something else, the system suddenly said very willfully: "There are still 100 seconds before this other world is closed, please hurry up." The task completion rate is now zero. ”
100 seconds left? it!
"I curse you to become a man."
Ten seconds passed. The female corpse didn't react at all, Tang Xiaoyu said that she was very angry but still had to keep smiling.
Sure enough, this system will trap her. While thinking, Tang Xiaoyu took out the least bucket of dragon blood and stuffed it into the arms of the female corpse.
"Cultivate, this is dragon blood."
The female corpse looked at the blood in her arms, and then looked at the female corpse who suddenly became anxious, but she didn't react: "How can you cultivate?" After being sluggish for three seconds, he immediately reacted, "How can this be cultivated?" How should this dragon blood be cultivated? I've never cultivated with dragon blood! ”
Tang Xiaoyu glanced at the female corpse indifferently, then pressed her head, pressed it into the bucket, and said very boldly: "Drink!" ”
The female corpse didn't react, and drank several sips of dragon blood, just about to struggle to react to this Nima is dragon blood, and then began to drink desperately. While drinking, he still muttered in his heart: Dragon blood is really good, a sip is a few months of cultivation, at this rate, she will soon become a human.
After the female corpse drank a bucket of dragon blood, there were still 50 seconds left, and the completion of the task became 26%.
Tang Xiaoyu quickly stuffed another bucket of dragon blood into the arms of the female corpse, this time she didn't need to press her head, the female corpse held the bucket and began to drink.
Seeing the bold state, Tang Xiaoyu nodded silently, and the children can be taught. At the same time, her heart is also dripping blood, she only has a few buckets of blood, if she can't successfully reach 50% of the task completion level, she will lose a lot......
This bucket of dragon blood was more than the previous one, and although the female corpse struggled to drink it, the speed was definitely not as fast as the passage of time. What's more, after drinking most of the barrel, the female corpse put down the bucket suddenly, with a look of despair: "I can't drink it, and if I drink it again, I'm going to spoil......"
Tang Xiaoyu was very disgusted by this, but fortunately, the completion of the task had reached forty-nine percent, and there were only five seconds left in the time.
So Tang Xiaoyu snatched the bucket in one second, lifted the bucket in one second, poured the dragon blood into the female corpse's open mouth in one second, put the bucket with dragon blood left back in the ring in one second, and glanced at the completion of the task in the last second.
Fifty-two percent.
Oh yes, mission done. Tang Xiaoyu compared a 'v' in his heart and disappeared in place.
The female corpse drank blood and wanted to vomit, but she didn't notice that Tang Xiaoyu was missing. After she finished absorbing the dragon blood, she was still one month away from cultivating before she could evolve into a human, but when she looked at it, Tang Xiaoyu was gone.
I had to grind my back teeth and rub it fiercely: "Don't let me see you again, a dead ghost!" Otherwise, I'll have to tear you down! Ah!!!h ”