Chapter 351: Blair the Monkey
England in training was suddenly met with an unexpected visitor, a bigger name and more well-known big man than them.
This big man is British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
In the Western world, heads of state are inextricably linked to football, and at each World Championship, these heads of state have become ordinary fans to cheer for their countries, and it is even more common for them to attend the opening and closing ceremonies.
Seeing the England national team perform so well, Blair felt that it was time to cheer up the England internationals, so he went to the training ground where the England national team is located.
In fact, a long time ago, at the beginning of the Swede Eriksen's tenure, Blair made a bet with Eriksen.
"Let's see which of us can go longer in our respective positions!"
In the end, though, it turned out that Blair had won because Eriksen had gotten out.
The players were delighted with Blair's arrival, and although it was not as glorious as the Queen's reception, it was also worth bragging about for a while.
"Boys, I can only say one thing about your excellent performance, and that is well done!"
"I'm watching every one of your games, watching each and every one of you performing, I'm looking forward to you winning game after game, and even more so to bringing the Hercules Cup back to England, I don't think there's anything in the world that excites the English people more than that!"
"I hope that when I talk to other heads of state in the future, I can proudly bring up this topic, we are World Cup champions!"
"Boys, I'm waiting for your good news!"
Standing in front of the players, Blair delivered his speech, but his speech ability was much worse than that of Churchill, and a few words made Vardy yawn.
Afterwards, Blair, under the guidance of the FA's top brass, received several representative players, and Vardy was among them.
Vardy was not as excited as his other teammates, after all, there was no sense of belonging, even if Vardy forced himself to integrate into British life, but the essence of the thing could not be changed at all.
Looking at Blair's old face, Vardy felt that the aesthetic level of English women was still normal.
Previously, the famous British Marks & Spencer department store took advantage of the Christmas season to interview tens of thousands of women and asked them which male celebrities they most wanted to kiss and the least wanted to kiss at Christmas, and Blair topped the list of people who didn't want to kiss the most.
There's nothing wrong with being ugly, but who made you the prime minister.
The thought of having to look at this old face on behalf of Britain at various events every day in the news has seriously affected the overall image of England.
Others would think that the English people are so virtuous!
It is worth mentioning that Eriksen is also on the list......
Vardy was glad that the event was held very early, and at that time Vardy had not yet played in the professional league and was a nobody, otherwise he might have been on the list.
That's embarrassing!
'Mr Vardy, you've been really good, you couldn't have found a better young man than you, hopefully you can lead England forward in the future!'
After Blair, Beckham and others finished speaking, they came to Vardy and said to Vardy cordially.
Although he is not interested in Blair, he is still happy when someone praises him.
But before he could be happy, Beckham whispered in his ear: "In the last European Championship, he said this to Wayne Rooney, exactly the same!" ”
Vardy's mood was not beautiful in an instant!
Well, that's what a politician is.
After meeting with a few players, I don't know if Blair has an itchy foot and wants to participate in training with the England players.
If it were someone else, the England internationals would have kicked them out a long time ago, didn't it delay our training!
But who made Blair special, looking at the large number of accompanying reporters, it is estimated that if Blair is really kicked out, the whole of Britain will explode the next day.
There was no choice but to ask the players to do some simple training to get Blair involved.
What workouts are easy to do and relatively fun?
Monkey!
In European football, it's called a hoop grab.
A group of people pass the ball to each other in a circle, and one or several people grab the ball in the middle, which can exercise the sense of the ball and increase the tacit understanding between the players, which is a very common training method.
Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney lost a punch and the two of them grabbed the ball in the middle first, with Blair in the ranks of the passers.
Blair is excited, maybe everyone has a football dream since childhood, but it can't be realized for various reasons, but they can achieve it in this way.
After taking off his suit and changing into sportswear, it seemed that his usual reserve and majesty had been taken off with the suit, Blair kept playing tricks on the camera, and even improvised a game of juggling when he entered the venue.
A casual horde of reporters rushed to capture the footage, and even the headlines were prepared.
"A footballer delayed by his status as a politician!"
After the game of grabbing the circle began, under the deliberate care of the England countries, the balls passed to Blair were very comfortable, and Frank Lampard and Rooney deliberately released water when they grabbed the ball at him, so that Blair had a good time.
But what people didn't expect was that Blair probably didn't see that the England internationals were deliberately playing with him, and thought that he was really strong.
"Oh my God, it looks like if I come to the World Cup, I'll be able to score goals!"
Blair, who was dancing happily, shouted loudly at the camera not far away, and the smug expression on his face made people want to take off their shoes and pump them directly into his face.
If it's just a joke, that's normal, but looking at Blair's appearance, it doesn't look like a joke.
Nima, so arrogant?
Well, let's see what real professional football is!
Rooney was not used to his mistakes this time, and rushed directly to break the ball from Blair's feet, and no longer left him with a face.
Blair's face was red at the time, and as soon as he finished shouting, the ball was immediately cut off here, so embarrassing!
However, in order to show his pro-people side, Blair forced a smile, walked into the field, and began to play the role of a ball grabber.
The England internationals exchanged glances and then nodded knowingly.
"Yo-yo him?"
"That's a must!"
So, a shocking scene appeared.
The dignified British Prime Minister Mr. Tony Blair was slipped alive by a circle of England players for 20 minutes as a monkey......
If it weren't for the interim coach who couldn't stand it anymore and ended training, I'm afraid Blair would have been slipped into the next century.
When he walked off the court, Blair's face was already pale, as if he had just been beaten 100 times by strong men.
The accompanying media reporters also looked at each other, and they felt that they should retract what they had just said.
Blair is not a footballer who has been delayed by his status as a politician, but fortunately he chose to go into politics, and if he did, he would have starved to death.
After Blair left in a hurry, the England players burst into laughter until their stomachs hurt.
Makes you scream!
This time, I know what happened to him!
Although Blair has a special status, in Europe and the United States, there are not so many official-oriented ideas, even if you are the prime minister, what can you do, I don't want to bird you, I still don't bird you.
That night, the news that British Prime Minister Tony Blair was being teased by the English countries at the England training base made headlines, and everyone felt sad for Blair when watching the video of the monkey.
The dignified British Prime Minister, but he was played like a monkey, ask for his psychological shadow area!
However, after the shock, many people linked Blair to the monkey and England's serious Valdy.
Blair has also met with the England national team, why has there never been an accident before?
And looking at this style, it is completely like the handwriting of teasing Vardy, and he is the only one who cares about nothing.
Good guy, he actually extended the object of tease to the British Prime Minister, is Vardy the pinnacle?
But why did he tease Blair?
Many people scoffed, do you still need a reason to be funny?
But many conspiracy theorists have come up with a plausible reason.
Blair is the leader of the ruling Labour Party, and next year he will face an election, with the Conservative Party, the Social Liberal Democrats and other opposition parties eyeing him.
Vardy must have joined one of the opposition parties, such as the Conservative Party, so that he would brazenly attack Blair, the leader of the Labour Party, in order to undermine the prestige of the ruling party and contribute to future elections......
This statement fermented, and the major parties moved to ridicule Blair and his Labour Party, and took this opportunity to really brush up on a wave of eyeballs.
Vardy received several phone calls inviting him to join the party, which made him laugh and cry.
I don't want to join any Conservative Party or anything like that, I'm still a Young Pioneer, okay!
What a beep dog!
How can anything be counted on my head, even a professional back-up man Benzema can't carry such a big pot!
It's obviously a collective teasing, how can you blame me entirely!
Well, in this world of looking at faces, I'm also speechless!
But Vardy doesn't think it matters, it's all on my head, what can you do with me?
I don't believe you can put me in jail!
Even if you're the prime minister, don't think you can cover the sky with one hand.
I want to ask now, are you still coming to walk with us?
Next time I'm guaranteed to slip you to death by vomiting blood!
It's just that what Vardy didn't expect was that in the eyes of others, Blair's behavior of angry at him actually increased his popularity.
Raiola told him that in the past few days, the big conglomerates that support the opposition parties want to sign him as an image spokesperson.
It's a blessing in disguise, right?